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mobby_6kl posted:Yes bars have bathrooms obviously. But you're done drinking or just moving going to a different palce, and need to pee out the beer so... When this happens to me, I usually piss before I know I'll be traveling after drinking a poo poo ton of liquid and might have limited access to a place where I can piss. 
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Delivery of ground beef
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mobby_6kl posted:Yes bars have bathrooms obviously. But you're done drinking or just moving going to a different palce, and need to pee out the beer so... Cattlefreude
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Mar 24, 2024 22:20
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Platystemon posted:Delivery of ground beef 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:It's just so It's  to me that it's to you that drunk people pee in the street (more accurately, down a side street). If you drink 4 pints in a pub, go for a piss, and then walk home/to the next pub/wait for a bus/whatever, you're probably gonna need to pee again before you get where you're going. The drunk mind goes for the easiest solution.
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Mar 24, 2024 22:28
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yeah, when I used to drink, I'd just whip it out beside a dumpster in an alley on the way to wherever. when you're pounding beers the pissneed comes on fast and holding it in is bad for you!
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Mar 24, 2024 22:31
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A funny thing to do is drink a beer while pissing and remarking "Goes right through me..." Between sips
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Mar 24, 2024 22:32
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Platystemon posted:Delivery of ground beef Moo this goon! MOOOOOO!
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Mar 24, 2024 22:34
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It would be lovely if people didn't piss in the street but sadly that's not the world we live in. But if you think it's something that just happens in Europe then lol.
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Mar 24, 2024 22:35
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Mega Comrade posted:It would be lovely if people didn't piss in the street but sadly that's not the world we live in. Probably more common because you can actually walk bar to bar and then you're taking public transit. Outside of downtown city centers in the states that's not really a thing, and even then it's not super common outside of a single street in a lot of them.
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Mar 24, 2024 22:43
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European drunks piss on the street because of 15 minutes city communism. American drunks piss their pants in the car driving their 300 ton Pickup. Because of freedom.
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Mar 24, 2024 22:47
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FreudianSlippers posted:European drunks piss on the street because of 15 minutes city communism. This dude knows what's up.  personal schad: in boot camp I had to piss the worst I've ever had to in my entire life and I asked to use the bathroom and the DI said no and I had to continue with my 3 mile run for the PT test. Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk did that suck. I didn't piss myself but I was constantly looking for a bush to jump behind or something but the DIs were running with us so I couldn't. During a company inspection a recruit from a different platoon couldn't hold it and opened up while standing at attention and the stream went all the way down the street. Poor fella. He probably got it bad. Pennywise the Frown has a new favorite as of 22:53 on Mar 24, 2024 |
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Mar 24, 2024 22:49
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In 'murica you pound the beers, hop into your truck and drive to the next place while pissing into a jug. Its the way of the road, Bubs.
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Did they run out of the paint that pees back on you or something? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b0TplqVTIo Mega Comrade posted:It would be lovely if people didn't piss in the street but sadly that's not the world we live in. Listen buddy, we all got problems!
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Mar 24, 2024 22:59
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bad_fmr posted:In 'murica you pound the beers, hop into your truck and drive to the next place while pissing into a jug. Its the way of the road, Bubs. The roadsides around here are littered with Gatorade bottles full of not Gatorade.
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Get your dick to Mars.
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Karate Bastard posted:Get your dick to My arse.
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wash bucket posted:The roadsides around here are littered with Gatorade bottles full of not Gatorade. You'd think so, but it really is everyone giving that lemon flavor a try and immediately pitching it out the window in disgust.
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Captain Hygiene posted:You'd think so, but it really is everyone giving that lemon flavor a try and immediately pitching it out the window in disgust. have you tried one of those bottles? I can’t blame them
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Takes No Damage posted:Did they run out of the paint that pees back on you or something? This is either going to raise the sales of water repellent pants and shoes, or give rise to Germans that can instinctually do rational trig while drunk.
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Mega Comrade posted:It would be lovely if people didn't piss in the street but sadly that's not the world we live in.
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I love how many people seem to feel fine the whole walk across the pedestrian bridge but when they get to the stairwell at the end, well, they just gotta piss. Always loving reeks of urine on both ends.
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mobby_6kl posted:I've never seen anyone pissing just in the middle of a downtown street (might be just luck) but quiet residential areas or parks, sure. I once walked past some guy pissing basically on a fence from the middle of a sidewalk outside of a bar going "WELL I GUESS SHE JUST THINKS SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR MEE!!!!" With I assume his best friend beside him with a face of 'yeah, most definitely she is dude.' But offering consoling nods to his extremely drunk friend.
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I know a guy who once pissed in a public pool while standing on the bank. Climbed a fence to break in and everything because it was near midnight and the pool was closed. All of this while sober. Though he also had a tendency to pull out his dick at random when drunk. Never called attention to it or anything, just standing in line for the club or even standing by the bar and suddenly he'd have his cock out. Now he's really into Wim Hof and crystals and stuff and has a kid.
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tribbledirigible posted:This is either going to raise the sales of water repellent pants and shoes, or give rise to Germans that can instinctually do rational trig while drunk. If someone wearing water repellent pants pissed on a water repellent wall the liquid bounce back and forth faster and faster until it just vaporizes. Sounds like a problem that solves itself. FreudianSlippers posted:I know a guy who once pissed in a public pool while standing on the bank. A lot of people don't know this, but unless they had one of those WELCOME TO OUR OOL Notice that there is no P in our pool, please keep it that way. signs on the fence then what he did was perfectly legal 
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Butterfly Valley posted:The pop-up-pisser is aimed at a very specific target audience. 
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On a public urination note, anything to stop this: (From the AUG thread.  )
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FreudianSlippers posted:I know a guy who once pissed in a public pool while standing on the bank. Was it a big dick at least?
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Was it a big dick at least? This isn't the thread to be horny in
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:This isn't the thread to be horny in The schad's on someone wanting to enjoy a fantasy of that which they don't have.
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Pissing in pools is a safe and legal thrill.
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Was it a big dick at least? They had to climb the fence to reach, which should tell you all you need to know.
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The p in pool is silent
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Was it a big dick at least? Hard to tell as it was always completely flacid. Which sorta made it more creepy because if you're gonna pull out your cock in public at least have the decency to be erect I say.
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Baronjutter posted:The p in pool is silent But Deadly
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:This isn't the thread to be horny in Not about horny it’s about respect. You better have something good to show if you’re bringing it out randomly.
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If you can roll out a length to reserve space for your three or four friends who had to go hit the shitter then by all means, otherwise no.
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Jen heir rick posted:that's not fun, it's stupid. Language is stupid. When you think about it, language is a lot like a piss hole that erupts from the ground at night and traps you come morning.
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mobby_6kl posted:Yes bars have bathrooms obviously. But you're done drinking or just moving going to a different palce, and need to pee out the beer so... How chocolate milk is mixed
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