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Okada vs Kingston 9 12.68%
Jericho vs Hook 0 0%
Swerve vs Butcher 1 1.41%
Deonna and Thunder vs Toni and Toni 2 2.82%
Copeland vs Cage 32 45.07%
Best Friends vs Don Callis Family 1 1.41%
Shibata vs Matthews 1 1.41%
Takeshita vs Romero 1 1.41%
STREET FIGHT 24 33.80%
Total: 71 votes
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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


rotinaj posted:

I do not understand, what power?

The power of voodoo? Who do?

DO YA?!

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Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Generally speaking you should put the people who are very over (Danhausen) on the show

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Gavok posted:

DO YA?!

Remind me of the Kaz?!

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Danhausen is quite entertaining, people enjoy his segments and don't mind his matches too much even through he's better at the comedy than the wrestling.

And also:

I can absolutely understand not having all that much time to put him onscreen when you have an absurdly strong roster at the moment.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


I’d put him on RoH to sell subscriptions to his fanhausens. Or just be some Rampage comedy act.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Alan_Shore posted:

Generally speaking you should put the people who are very over (Danhausen) on the show

he’s over in the “it’s so over” way


time to make room for we’re so ryback

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Danhausen should feud with Jeff Jarrett over the Texas Chainsaw Massacre belt.

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

CombineThresher posted:

Danhausen should feud with Jeff Jarrett over the Texas Chainsaw Massacre belt.

See that would be a fun and entertaining feud!

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



JUNGLE BOY posted:

he’s over in the “it’s so over” way


time to make room for we’re so ryback

lmfao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Guess we’re not talking about the teeth

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
Put the strap on Big Hausen and have him go over the entire roster. Make millions on t-shirts and cause corney and bishoff to have heart attacks.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

JUNGLE BOY posted:

he’s over in the “it’s so over” way


time to make room for we’re so ryback

lol

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Are we really pretending the banged-up theatre kid is worthy of Tv Time when we’ve just signed Okada and Ospreay? Is that the sort of stuff we’re saying after one weekend without Collision???

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Are we really pretending the banged-up theatre kid is worthy of Tv Time when we’ve just signed Okada and Ospreay? Is that the sort of stuff we’re saying after one weekend without Collision???

Americans are incredibly stupid and love the worst stuff.

But also Tony is trying to make money with an American promotion. The future is Skye Blue and Danhausen mixed tag matches. They love this poo poo.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Are we really pretending the banged-up theatre kid is worthy of Tv Time when we’ve just signed Okada and Ospreay? Is that the sort of stuff we’re saying after one weekend without Collision???

no i am quite thrilled with will the thrill and The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada

danwhosen?

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Gumball Gumption posted:

Americans are incredibly stupid and love the worst stuff.

WWE is hot rn, so this tracks

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Let Danhausen hold up a cardboard sign begging for more merch money during the picture-in-picture breaks so he gets exposure but no one has to watch him wrestle.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019





i finally found my chair from the first episode of dynamite that i thought was stolen last year when i moved across the country

i’m sharing to help restore the feeling of when we had cody, the bunny, and scu

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
John silver's girlfriend seems nice, as does her husband

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Maybe Danhausen should take a trip to Orlando for a few years and learn how to hard cam

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

JUNGLE BOY posted:





i finally found my chair from the first episode of dynamite that i thought was stolen last year when i moved across the country

i’m sharing to help restore the feeling of when we had cody, the bunny, and scu

That first ep of dynamite was something else

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Quantum of Phallus posted:

That first ep of dynamite was something else

frankly everything in 2019 but the papes sucked.

they were absolutely cookin in early 2020 though. one of the biggest what ifs of all time what the rest of 2020 would have looked like without the pandemic

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

JUNGLE BOY posted:

frankly everything in 2019 but the papes sucked.

they were absolutely cookin in early 2020 though. one of the biggest what ifs of all time what the rest of 2020 would have looked like without the pandemic

Controversial take: I think 2019 AEW Dynamite was really good but it got better in early 2020.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


JUNGLE BOY posted:

frankly everything in 2019 but the papes sucked.

Man, people just say any old dogshit, don't they?

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

AEW when it was just the best of the indies and none of the WWE stink came through the door was the best AEW. Sad to see so many post-2019 fans who never knew that magic.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Absolutely wild rear end hot takes in this thread.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Are we really pretending the banged-up theatre kid is worthy of Tv Time when we’ve just signed Okada and Ospreay? Is that the sort of stuff we’re saying after one weekend without Collision???

Yes, because Okada and Osprey aren't wrestling every show of every week, for the entire 5 hours of programming not including papes.


edit: Also lol at trying to dunk on Kenny Omega with the theater kid jab, I see you.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


JUNGLE BOY posted:





i finally found my chair from the first episode of dynamite that i thought was stolen last year when i moved across the country

i’m sharing to help restore the feeling of when we had cody, the bunny, and scu

I thought CD was British Rock

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Quantum of Phallus posted:

That first ep of dynamite was something else

You can see me on it so it is good, actually

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Someone needs to do an edit of that Days of Future Past X-Men cover with all the early AEW roster members marked as injured/released/finishing the story/suspended. Wolverine and Kitty can be the Young Bucks I guess.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Chinston Wurchill posted:

Someone needs to do an edit of that Days of Future Past X-Men cover with all the early AEW roster members marked as injured/released/finishing the story/suspended. Wolverine and Kitty can be the Young Bucks I guess.

I will, after work. I did one for NXT several years ago and probably still have a template

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Remember that wildass Nick Jackson vs Rey Fenix singles match? That was great.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Took a random sample, the Dynamite before Thanksgiving 2019:

Matchguide Rating: 5.58 based on 30 votes. ::::

Tag Team Match

Best Friends (Chuck Taylor & Trent) (w/Orange Cassidy) defeat The Lucha Brothers (Pentagon Jr. & Rey Fenix) (7:53)

:::: Matchguide Rating: 5.66 based on 28 votes. ::::

Tag Team Match

Bea Priestley & Emi Sakura defeat Hikaru Shida & Kris Statlander (9:37)

:::: Not eligible for the matchguide: match length < 5 minutes. ::::

Singles Match

Cody defeats Matt Knicks (1:25)

:::: Matchguide Rating: 7.37 based on 137 votes. :: WON: **** ::::

Singles Match

Kenny Omega defeats PAC (12:04)

:::: Matchguide Rating: 5.03 based on 33 votes. ::::

Dynamite Diamond Ring 2019 Final Match

MJF (w/Wardlow) defeats Adam Page (7:01)

:::: Matchguide Rating: 6.62 based on 38 votes. ::::

AEW World Title Match

Chris Jericho (c) defeats Scorpio Sky (12:16)

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
I am surprised that Tony hasn't done a weekly segment with Danhausen like Hey! (EW) or tried to have him do stuff for Adult Swim to promote both him and AEW.

I'd watch a Danhausen talk show in the same spirit as Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Defenestrategy posted:

edit: Also lol at trying to dunk on Kenny Omega with the theater kid jab, I see you.

All wrestlers are theatre kids. Kenny and Danhausen just aren't in denial about it.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Waffleopolis posted:

I am surprised that Tony hasn't done a weekly segment with Danhausen like Hey! (EW) or tried to have him do stuff for Adult Swim to promote both him and AEW.

I'd watch a Danhausen talk show in the same spirit as Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

I thought he died

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

i mean, tony khan didn’t take control of the booking after 2019 dynamite because he thought it was good

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

JUNGLE BOY posted:





i finally found my chair from the first episode of dynamite that i thought was stolen last year when i moved across the country

i’m sharing to help restore the feeling of when we had cody, the bunny, and scu

remember brandi lmao

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I try not to

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

a shot of brandi was great series

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Defenestrategy posted:

Absolutely wild rear end hot takes in this thread.

Yes, because Okada and Osprey aren't wrestling every show of every week, for the entire 5 hours of programming not including papes.


edit: Also lol at trying to dunk on Kenny Omega with the theater kid jab, I see you.

I’m dunking on the fail non-wrestler Dan Hausen actually

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