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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I don't understand the "one of those singers with a speech impediment" reference. Maybe a reference to Randy Newman (Toy Story's You've Got a Friend in Me)?
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I think they mean the singing in cursive thing
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Tree Bucket posted:
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Gotta get me a girl with a big ol nose ring
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I also milked that guy’s blonde wife for a gallon and a half per day
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I don't understand the "one of those singers with a speech impediment" reference. affected naïveté via singing like you've got severe head trauma. whispery folk/acoustic pop type stuff
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I feel like 3 is more gallons than necessary for a basic mice drowning operation, I'm not sure this guy's expertise should be trusted.
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SHOW US THE CHEESEMAN
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https://twitter.com/interesting_aIl/status/1772266944156127599 https://twitter.com/altNOAA/status/1772347994345439570 https://twitter.com/eneribehave/status/1772338775726657698
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Tree Bucket posted:Because of this thread title I have the words "Bovril Lavigne" in my head. What should I do now? change your username
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You imagine working at the fuckin pentagon and settling for dominos
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codo27 posted:You imagine working at the fuckin pentagon and settling for dominos As if there was any more evidence needed that the M.I.C. is sheer evil.
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Not trying to defend the MIC here, but if you want 2 dozen pizzas at 1am, your options are gonna be limited to the big chains.
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Does the Pentagon have taste-testers? Like some intern who takes random bites to see if it's poisoned? "I'm sorry Madame Secretary but this pizza isn't safe. Jereld just had a slice and got the runs pretty bad." "No, that's just because it's Domino's."
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Lobok posted:Does the Pentagon have taste-testers? Like some intern who takes random bites to see if it's poisoned? Oh no! Foreign agents have infiltrated Dominos and transformed their pizza into inedible pizza-coloured cheese slurry!
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Hot pizza-colored cheese slurry sounds pretty good to me.
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Dick Trauma posted:Hot pizza-colored cheese slurry sounds pretty good to me. you guys are getting hot slurry?
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Presumably the Pentagon and White House also have serious in house catering operations for high level internal people to wank off whatever important visitor they want to do war crimes with? Are these people, presumably significant enough to be actively strategising an upcoming war, actively choosing Dominos over something good?
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Tree Bucket posted:Oh no! Foreign agents have infiltrated Dominos and transformed their pizza into inedible pizza-coloured cheese slurry! It wasn't foreign agents. Some guy just opened a procurement company, got the contract to provide pizza to the pentagon, then subcontracted the actual pizza part out to Domino's. That company is now making an 8000% profit supplying pizzas.
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Died 1985 Born 2020 Welcome back, Ubre Blanca.
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Deformed Church posted:Presumably the Pentagon and White House also have serious in house catering operations for high level internal people to wank off whatever important visitor they want to do war crimes with? Are these people, presumably significant enough to be actively strategising an upcoming war, actively choosing Dominos over something good? When I went on a tour with my high school class in the early 2000s, there was a mall in the Pentagon: a florist, a bank, a hair salon, an jewelry store, a bunch of chain restaurants, etc. The idea was that Pentagon employees could eat restaurant food and run errands without leaving the building where they worked, so they wouldn't risk leaving classified documents at a random diner or something. I imagine the mall closes at night, though, which is why they'd need to order pizza. The tour guide also told us a tale about declassified Soviet documents showing that the USSR always had two nuclear missiles trained at an unassuming structure at the center of the complex. High-ranking officers would stop there frequently, so the Soviets assumed it was an underground bunker designed to protect the top brass in the event of a nuclear war. It was a hot dog stand.
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venus de lmao posted:you guys are getting hot slurry? Oh we've moved beyond that. https://twitter.com/Tribe_XX/status/1772102430571774210?s=20 
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Being too convenient and inexpensive were really holding tacos back.
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Extra black on mine please, hold the olives
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What if... we took the delicious, iconic and convenient taco shell... and replaced it with plastic!? Next up: spaghetti maelstrom (now with styrofoam instead of pasta)
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That's just a walking taco in a cup instead of in a bag. Not anywhere near the most disgusting Midwestern delicacy
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Dick Trauma posted:Oh we've moved beyond that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv6Mljf830c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY5QzAYm5KE
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Lobok posted:Does the Pentagon have taste-testers? Like some intern who takes random bites to see if it's poisoned? It's fine, Papa John's is the foreign agent pizza.
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Weapon of choice. https://twitter.com/JordanFreiman/status/1772293309051875640?s=20
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I worked at a McDonald's for a short period in the late 90s and they were still using the caulk guns for sauces. https://twitter.com/ForsetiMoms/status/1772314522512146854?t=4kg9SzBgHMNLO7Yk4gF3nw&s=19
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muscles like this! posted:I worked at a McDonald's for a short period in the late 90s and they were still using the caulk guns for sauces. They still use the caulk gun. What else would they use
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Guaranteed proportional condiment delivery, gun style.
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