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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Fire him? Yeah, from what I’ve read.

The second part, the "have you seen this man?"

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://x.com/colton_pouncy/status/1772378795162427599?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

You bastards had better keep the blueberry and the marshmallow combos.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



How do you see the solid colours having such a massive win rate last season and then have a whole new kit with… various pant options

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

mock drafts should be illegal

if you make a mock draft, every pick that is wrong should be punished with 1 lash.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


dan campbell detains him and instantly turns into Mayor Mike Haggar

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

SirPablo posted:

The second part, the "have you seen this man?"

Seriously, what is it you think they should have done?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Q_res posted:

Seriously, what is it you think they should have done?

called Robocop, obviously

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



If I did a crime I wouldn’t expect my job to do anything. Hell they might not even fire me until I was charged with something. I’d imagine this is true for all employers, unless you work for the cops whose jurisdiction you did the crime in.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/chicagobears/status/1772587164313780706

Bagent vs Davis Mills bout to be lit.


https://x.com/chgo_bears/status/1772597094672380089

I need to stop putting off finding a new barber after my old one just disappeared from the face of the planet.


https://x.com/albertbreer/status/1772592610621722901

drat I wonder who the Bears are gonna draft at 1.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


what kind of car does Caleb drive

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

R.D. Mangles posted:

what kind of car does Caleb drive

https://twitter.com/NFLRookieWatxh/status/1730105844639936595

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I just read the kickoff rule proposal and

1) I think my brain is about to fall out trying to even visualize this.
2) It seems insane to me that this is on the verge of approval, but they didn't approve 4th and 20 to go with it.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Because you can't do both in the same off-season.

They mostly tabled it because they knew they we're going to trial this for a year.


I love the kickoff idea.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Dexo posted:

Because you can't do both in the same off-season.

They mostly tabled it because they knew they we're going to trial this for a year.


I love the kickoff idea.

Why can't you? This eliminates the offside kick, which was effectively dead anyway, so this is the right time to replace it with something better, anyway.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

MJeff posted:

Why can't you? This eliminates the offside kick, which was effectively dead anyway, so this is the right time to replace it with something better, anyway.

This doesn't eliminate the onside kick it eliminates a surprise onside kick. And only allows it if you are down. It also allows for an unbalanced formation again

Surprise onside kicks maybe are attempted like 2 times a season lol.

It's not a big loss.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

MJeff posted:

I just read the kickoff rule proposal and

1) I think my brain is about to fall out trying to even visualize this.
2) It seems insane to me that this is on the verge of approval, but they didn't approve 4th and 20 to go with it.

It rocks. There's going to be a ton more kickoffs again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eChnUrXXV9s

Nixon's contract just got much more valuable.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Dr. Lunchables posted:

If I did a crime I wouldn’t expect my job to do anything. Hell they might not even fire me until I was charged with something. I’d imagine this is true for all employers, unless you work for the cops whose jurisdiction you did the crime in.

If I was a cop and I did a crime, the only thing I would be expecting my employer to do is help cover it up

Mike N Eich
Jan 27, 2007

This might just be the year

Dexo posted:

This doesn't eliminate the onside kick it eliminates a surprise onside kick. And only allows it if you are down. It also allows for an unbalanced formation again

Surprise onside kicks maybe are attempted like 2 times a season lol.

It's not a big loss.

Wasn't there a Super Bowl that was decided by a surprise onside kick? I'm thinking Saints-Colts or Steelers-Cardinals, I can't remember. Anyway, it's a neat little thing that rarely matters but its cool.

I find the NFL's unceasing desire to keep tweaking the rules really irritating, excepting, partially, when it comes to player safety, but almost all the "player safety" rule changes don't actually make anyone safer, so.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Packers signed Greg Joseph. Kicking competition officially underway.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://x.com/dave_bfr/status/1772663072403919351

KDdidit
Mar 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/courtneyrcronin/status/1772632052594032663

I wish Kevin Warren would talk less

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me




Kevin Warren telling Caleb if he is going to quarterback the Bears, he has to work hard to be a crushing disappointment because tradition

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Caleb you're very good at football but if you come here you've got to suck rear end. You have to hand the ball a lot and then miss receivers and get sacked five times a game. Otherwise people in Chicago will never accept you.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!






If you read between the lines, what this means is that if you are going to be the QB in Chicago, you need to know how to talk with the fans, because goddamn are most Bears fans morons.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Yeah I don't really have a problem with Warren lol.


He seems like a smart dude. Self aggrandizing, but at that level it's hard not to be.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Hot Diggity! posted:

It rocks. There's going to be a ton more kickoffs again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eChnUrXXV9s

Nixon's contract just got much more valuable.

Apparently the Packers were one of three teams to vote against, though?

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1772613387135991951

Not sure what to make of that.

edit: OK got a quick answer - https://twitter.com/WesHod/status/1772680335756538340

surf rock fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Mar 26, 2024

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

The Lions are gonna score 1 special teams touchdown per game.

chrix
Jan 3, 2004

Football man, the guy with the football plan





I think I'm gonna like this kid

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/adamhoge/status/1772671577441620322


Love me some failchildren

chrix posted:

I think I'm gonna like this kid




That's my Quarterback

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Need to know Caleb Williams opinions on common food items stat

Someone ask him about ketchup on hot dogs

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Caleb must properly spell giardinara, then properly pronounce it

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



MikeCrotch posted:

Someone ask him about ketchup on hot dogs

It’s delicious

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Forrest on Fire posted:

Caleb must properly spell Giardiniera, then properly pronounce it

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Just :lol: if someone hands Caleb Williams a Chicago-style hot dog and he goes, "Hey man! That's waaaay too much poo poo on there!"

Then they give him some deep dish pizza and he's like, "gross!"

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



I hope he comes to town and starts talking about how Philly cheesesteaks are superior to Italian beef

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Chicago pizza and hotdogs are both gross as gently caress. Gimme a non-casserole Detroit style pizza and a Detroit style coney dog, non-halal please

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
actual Chicago pizza is just tavern style lol.

which is loving amazing.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Pizza is good and I enjoy all varieties. Pizza and beer is something we can all agree on, I’m sure, even if you don’t partake in one or more of those items.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

He’s gonna ask where the closest California Pizza Kitchen is

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Chicago can have more than one style of pizza 🙂

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