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If I go to buy a Tesla and they say this demonstration is mandatory and I say I refuse is that now just a lost sale? What if I'm rich and am buying it for my child, will they insist? Dont they know I'm an important rich person and can't be bothered? E: to be clear, in this scenario I would like my child to die. NmareBfly fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Mar 26, 2024 |
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NmareBfly posted:What if I'm rich and am buying it for my child, will they insist? Dont they know I'm an important rich person and can't be bothered? Man, you got into the mindset of important rich person way to easily.
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Has Elon offered to build a tunnel in Baltimore yet
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morningdrew posted:Has Elon offered to build a tunnel in Baltimore yet Elon vs. pedo divers, pt. 2
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spanky the dolphin posted:Remember teslas can tell the difference between real and fake pedestrians so act extra real this coming month oh no the tesla has decided you are a firetruck and it is speeding up
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Non Compos Mentis posted:oh no the tesla has decided you are a firetruck and it is speeding up You're walking in the woods There's no one around And your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eyes you spot it Shitecar LaBoer It's following you About thirty feet back It revs its engine and breaks into a sprint It's gaining on you Shitecar LaBoer You're looking for your car But you're all turned around It's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on its frunk! My God, there's blood everywhere!
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Non Compos Mentis posted:oh no the tesla has decided you are a firetruck and it is speeding up I knew I shouldn't have worn my bright red booty shorts out today!
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Is he still charging $10,000 for what he called FSD
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Mar 26, 2024 12:37
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euphronius posted:Is he still charging $10,000 for what he called FSD No. $12k, down from $15k.
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Lawmaker asks FDA why it did not inspect Elon Musk's Neuralink before allowing it to be installed in humans.quote:A U.S. lawmaker involved in health policy has asked the Food and Drug Administration why it did not inspect Elon Musk’s Neuralink before allowing the brain implant company to test its device in humans.
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Mar 26, 2024 12:51
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New Boring Company opportunity just popped up
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 America should have 1 billion people but wait     America can't afford to have 1 billion people unless Musk has something else in mind...
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Land-wise the entire country is like 6% developed but yeah, go back to where you came from, we're full
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steinrokkan posted:Why does it look like a burned out husk It's not rustm, it's victory patina!!
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i seem to recall an old pop science video where they show what a pile of all 8 billion humans in a pile in the grand canyon. we dont come close to filling it at all. also we already produce more than enough food calories to at feed everyone, its literally all political/social brain worms, and then logistic in a distant distant 2nd oh also i like even his more "complicated" posts are still NPC like and literally contain the same exact string of chracters. like a grammar teacher would write "repetitive " PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Mar 26, 2024 |
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Mar 26, 2024 13:53
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Just stop beating around the bush and say America should have one billion white people Elon, you know you want to.
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People aren't interested in hearing about corporate propaganda here on X, the everything platform where it's all happening
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Elon Musk is a racist that wishes Black people were still dying in his emerald mine.
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The owner's job is to deride their company's main source of profit, right?
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if Rockwell were alive today, Musk would call him woke
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At this rate, Elon is being called 1 mean name away from calling Trump woke.
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Dwesa posted:if Rockwell were alive today, Musk would call him woke doge designerishly: Norman WOKEwell
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FeculentWizardTits posted:doge designerishly: Norman WOKEwell  :fire: :fire: :fire: etc
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FeculentWizardTits posted:doge designerishly: Norman WOKEwell Elon: cryinglaughingemoji
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Dwesa posted:if Rockwell were alive today, Musk would call him woke Unironically, amusingly enough. I find it funny that even his stuff is whitewashed by society  (E: just because I want to be super duper careful since I posted that image, it's an example of Rockwell's art that is basically unknown unless you know specifically to look for it because of the controversy. The fact that depicts the actual actual truth is why elon would just bitch about wokeness and the deeper implications would fly over his head more successfully than his rockets) Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Mar 26, 2024 |
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Sentient Data posted:Unironically, amusingly enough. I find it funny that even his stuff is whitewashed by society Oh I thought they meant George Lincoln Rockwell
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Musk stays winning https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1772267179058045027 https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1772271182579945583 https://twitter.com/AnOwlCalledSage/status/1772351328548724823
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Sentient Data posted:Unironically, amusingly enough. I find it funny that even his stuff is whitewashed by society He also has that one with the school girl beaming outside the principal's office with a black eye that I always felt was subversive.
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Sentient Data posted:Unironically, amusingly enough. I find it funny that even his stuff is whitewashed by society  or "New Kids in the Neighborhood" - kids are likely to befriend each other, but the face peering from behind a window curtain nods at adults' reaction  or on topic of tolerance, "The Golden Rule" - self-explanatory 
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Mar 26, 2024 15:55
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Sentient Data posted:Unironically, amusingly enough. I find it funny that even his stuff is whitewashed by society That's not one of his more famous works in America?
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Shazback posted:That's not one of his more famous works in America? That's literally possibly his most famous work
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Mar 26, 2024 16:15
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"never went to therapy" 1971-2024
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Dwesa posted:"never went to therapy" We can only hope.
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By court order I’m not allowed within 30 feet of a computer that has twitter, does this account give up to date alerts on every new screen grab of leo laporte’s big tech dick?
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Mar 26, 2024 16:45
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Ignore_Me posted:By court order I’m not allowed within 30 feet of a computer that has twitter, does this account give up to date alerts on every new screen grab of leo laporte’s big tech dick? Sorry where can I get one of these orders?
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Mar 26, 2024 16:53
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 Guess his self-administered Special K isn't doing the trick any more.
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