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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
The New York Giants
The Philadephia Eagles
The Washington Washingtons
Myself for watching NFC East Clownball
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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Most of the Defense guys I can think of started as DB or LB coaches. Saleh, Belichick, Tomlin, Quinn

Edit: Fangio and Staley both LBs also

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
This wasn't posted yet?

quote:

March 22 - The Philadelphia Eagles reached an agreement with wide receiver Parris Campbell on a one-year contract. The team did not announce financial terms on Thursday. The 26-year-old free agent played last year with the NFC East rival New York Giants following four seasons with the Indianapolis Colts.

In 44 career games, Campbell has tallied 117 catches for 1,087 yards and five touchdowns. He's added 11 carries for 108 yards as well

Lock it up, losers.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Finally, we'll be able to understand Daniel Jones' mind

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/JPFinlayNBCS/status/1772019647526642116?s=20

It’s surreal.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Just give Harris time

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

https://twitter.com/Marcus_Mosher/status/1772038520162439374?s=19

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Jerry Jones draw a clock challenge

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

No one wants to hear a thing about Dak after last season. Cannot stress enough how set in stone things are for him. Super Bowl or bust just to wash the taste of the Green Bay game out.

It was a pretty large nail in a comically large coffin.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

ALL IN

Shinjobi posted:

No one wants to hear a thing about Dak after last season. Cannot stress enough how set in stone things are for him. Super Bowl or bust just to wash the taste of the Green Bay game out.

It was a pretty large nail in a comically large coffin.

Blarzgh hates that I bring it up, but Dak is anti-clutch. If he scores first, he's going to win and probably run up the score. If he's down, especially down by 10 in the second, he's toast.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Dementia is a hell of a drug

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!
my notepad looks like that when I’m bored out of my skull

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He’s bored becuase his sexual assault trial was postponed

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

ALL IN

Blarzgh hates that I bring it up, but Dak is anti-clutch. If he scores first, he's going to win and probably run up the score. If he's down, especially down by 10 in the second, he's toast.

Lmao he tied The Rookie Record for game winning drives.

He broke the NFL record for Game Winning Drives in a QBs' first 3 seasons.

He has more 4th Quarter Comebacks than Any QB (Not Named Mahomes) drafted since 2016.

He might literally be the most clutch quarterback to come into the NFL since 2016 other than You Know Who

You picked a stat So Obscure and So Compound as to only include a handful of blowout losses. You know enough about statistics to know that such a small sample of hyper specific games is meaningless.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Are you getting confused about regular season stats again

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
At this point I can't even find where you read that and I can't be assed to look through 125 box scores to find the two games where it happened.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Dak has 1 more 4th quarter comeback than NFL legends Jimmy G and Jared Goff.

Baller.

Edit: Jimmy G has started 63 games. Dak Prescott has started 114 lol.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Mar 25, 2024

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

Are you getting confused about regular season stats again

Here is a list of QBs who have never lost a post-season game when they scored 30+ points:

- Matt Stafford (2 times)
- Joe Burrow (0 times)
- Josh Allen (2 times)
- Russel Wilson (2 times)
- Lamar Jackson (1 time)
- Brock Purdy (0 times)


Here are a list of QBs who have scored 30+ Points in a postseason game, and still lost.

- Dak Prescott (2 times)
- Aaron Rogers (2 times)
- Tom Brady (2 times)
- Patrick Mahomes (1 time)


See, Mr. Nice, I can do meaningless made-up stats, too.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Dak has 1 more 4th quarter comeback than NFL legends Jimmy G and Jared Goff.

Baller.

Edit: Jimmy G has started 63 games. Dak Prescott has started 114 lol.

Hard to pile up 4Qcs when you're blowing teams out all year.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lol at comparing dak to Rodgers Brady and Mahomes

I have to give you points for chutzpah

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

Lol at comparing dak to Rodgers Brady and Mahomes

I have to give you points for chutzpah

They've all received MVP votes!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Who are 4 quarterbacks who have never been in my kitchen

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

blarzgh posted:

They've all received MVP votes!

So did Brock Purdy lol.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
This is what happens when you get hopped up on stats. You forget that intangibles are the real stat along the way and dak has loving negative clutch stat. He's got huge loser stink and the cowboys are the perfect team for him.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

blarzgh posted:



Here are a list of QBs who have scored 30+ Points in a postseason game, and still lost.

- Dak Prescott (2 times)
- Aaron Rogers (2 times)
- Tom Brady (2 times)
- Patrick Mahomes (1 time)


See, Mr. Nice, I can do meaningless made-up stats, too.

I have no horse in this race but it is hilarious if you're giving Dak credit for scoring 30+ points in a game they were losing 48-16

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I know a stat, it is QBs who have gone to a Super Bowl:

- Not Dak Prescott lmao

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The ONLY Dak Prescott stat that matters is 2-5.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
#4: Dak’s jersey number, his QB ranking within the division, or both?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

fartknocker posted:

#4: Dak’s jersey number, his QB ranking within the division, or both?

His mattress sleep number

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Imagine white knighting for Dak "choke artist" Prescott in TYOOL 2024 lmao

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Cartoon Man posted:

The ONLY Dak Prescott stat that matters is 2-5.

Still more playoff wins than Kirk

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Still more playoff wins than Kirk

Who? I can’t remember anything Washington Football related since May of 1999 through July of 2023. It’s like some black void in my mind. A bad dream.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Black Sunshine posted:

Imagine white knighting for Dak "choke artist" Prescott in TYOOL 2024 lmao

Welcome to the party, pal

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Harlock posted:

I have no horse in this race but it is hilarious if you're giving Dak credit for scoring 30+ points in a game they were losing 48-16

I do have a horse in this race and that stat gave me an aneurysm

DAK FUCKIN RULED IN THAT GAME HE MADE SURE WAS HOPELESS


What a world we'd be living in if it had just been the defense making GBS threads its loving pants and not Dak Prescott in another playoff disappointment

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!
garbage time points still count as points, otherwise we'd all feel differently about Drew Brees

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If you’re still confused about what a swivel hip tackle is, Rugby’s gone through this too and has a much better video than the NFL explaining it.

https://youtu.be/5KJ9mCbS3rU?si=H569EeTZrx8UQfTY

It’s still going to decide a game in January and screw some team out of going to the Super Bowl.

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Mar 26, 2024

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

blarzgh posted:

Lmao he tied The Rookie Record for game winning drives.

He broke the NFL record for Game Winning Drives in a QBs' first 3 seasons.

He has more 4th Quarter Comebacks than Any QB (Not Named Mahomes) drafted since 2016.

He might literally be the most clutch quarterback to come into the NFL since 2016 other than You Know Who

You picked a stat So Obscure and So Compound as to only include a handful of blowout losses. You know enough about statistics to know that such a small sample of hyper specific games is meaningless.

Going down less than a score late in the fourth and following up with a score will give you a comeback/GWD. That’s a lot different situation than playing from behind, as in when you go down early in the game.

Dak is one of the worst QBs of all time when he’s down 10+ early in the game. It’s not about him not being Mahomes. It’s that he can’t do anything if he gets down early.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

did you guys know that it still counts as a 4th quarter comeback if the drive ends in the score being tied up and the game ends at that exact score?

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

Dak is one of the worst QBs of all time when he’s down 10+ early in the game. It’s not about him not being Mahomes. It’s that he can’t do anything if he gets down early.

Post the link to the stat.

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