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mcbexx posted:Reminds me of the guy whose father fumbled around and accidentally activated/unlocked FSD and was charged like 15k on his credit card. i thought it was a flat monthly or yearly subscription is there DLC for it or something edit: apparently it just costs that much lol
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Mar 26, 2024 12:46
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RBC posted:lol the ship was woke boaty mcwokeface
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Mar 26, 2024 13:09
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The Transes are knocking down our bridges with their gay boats!
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Mar 26, 2024 13:21
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If only cargo ships used tunnels with lowered air resistance
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Mar 26, 2024 13:22
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Boring Company is already working on prototype tunnels to replace this bridge
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Mar 26, 2024 13:45
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moist turtleneck posted:If only cargo ships used tunnels with lowered air resistance God Dammit, I lol'd
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Mar 26, 2024 13:51
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sharknado slashfic posted:It was built in the 70s ffs. There was a construction crew working on it when it collapsed! Did that crew have pronouns and feels? Or genders?
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Mar 26, 2024 14:10
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What they're not saying is the crew was waiting for door dash deliveries because their histamine response doesn't allow them to eat leftovers
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Mar 26, 2024 14:12
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ynohtna posted:Did that crew have pronouns and feels? I suppose we'll never know
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Mar 26, 2024 14:18
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woke cargo ship, woke bridge, woke city you’d never see something like this in Oklahoma
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Mar 26, 2024 14:27
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Woke bridge construction is a bit surprising I figured Musk would've blamed it on DEI pilots. Maybe he needs to find one of the dumbest accounts tweeting that so he can reply "Yeah" to it before it enters his mind.
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Mar 26, 2024 14:38
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it definitely isn't from both parties destroying unions and gutting every federal state and local agency.
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Mar 26, 2024 14:43
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its a Singaporean ship from one of the news reports so i think its just a horrible accident
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Mar 26, 2024 14:51
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Elon if you're listening please do this take https://twitter.com/Bubblebathgirl/status/1772600662544515241?t=UDi1ZBCLs3NF-uKnKnrtSw&s=19
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Mar 26, 2024 15:07
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I'm glad they confirmed it, we would have no proof otherwise
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Mar 26, 2024 15:11
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Bubblebathgirl has said the actual truth
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Mar 26, 2024 15:16
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These people have less critical reasoning than a chihuahua. They see the bad words and start barking.
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Mar 26, 2024 15:22
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Elon, thank you. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1770809069558714695
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Mar 26, 2024 15:22
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the bridge was already terminal
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Mar 26, 2024 15:36
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Ruled by Karens, somehow https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1772569731712577907?t=hTgOn4-b4M8pWwti7IZiWw&s=19
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Mar 26, 2024 15:44
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tfw u are a very important person in society 
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Mar 26, 2024 15:46
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moist turtleneck posted:If only cargo ships used tunnels with lowered air resistance we could revolutionize society but the woke Rachel maddow lovers itt aren't ready for that conversation
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Mar 26, 2024 15:48
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Honest question when did the right break their collective brain so bad over loving Twitter? Like it was never this bad on Facebook or anything else but every right wing freak starts to hyperventilate about their engagement numbers if you mention Twitter many right wingers are/were convinced the reason they aren't cool and beloved and popular isn't because their ideas are bad or they are personally obnoxious, it's because "the wokes" (broadly defined) are censoring them and their great ideas from getting out there and if only "the wokes" weren't censoring them, they'd be the cool alphagigachads that they fancy they actually are. ol' musky promised them that he would stop the censorship and give them free speech so they'd finally be cool and popular and beloved. there have also been studies that what conservatives want isn't so much "a place to be conservative" as "a place to force progressives to read their opinions/a place to troll people that don't like/a place to force people to read their opinions", which is basically what ol' musky promised them. so the constant reminder that they're not actually cool/popular/beloved is very upsetting to them (ol' musky included) because it can't be that their ideas are bad and/or they are personally obnoxious and unbearable people, it must be The Wokes are Censoring Me Again!!! and the creep of it is how you get zany poo poo like "ah yes the bridge in baltimore collapsed because of Wokeness", because "Woke" becomes "anything i don't like." like there USED to be burly construction workers but now there were a bunch of miscellaneous people with rainbow hair standing around a girder all "sorry boss i can't weld dis steel until we decide what gender it is!" like, it's hilarious and absurd to think about, but it's actually what they think. and it's doubly funny because they are largely the ones who have been pushing "major in computer science and learn to code, scrub." you can also see this on the left actually, like the people i'm making fun of are convinced that if we simply stop all the government interference in twitter etc. to combat "misinformation/hate speech", we'd have a glorious communist utopia to talk about palestine and communism. it's not that they are weirdos with weird ideas like "we should be watching weirdos like tucker carlson and glenn greenwald and matt taibbi to get the truth and the twitter files were the most important journalism of our time", it's "the cia and nsa are censoring me so the truth just isn't getting out there". it's why they're so flummoxed when you say "yeah, we know, 'government tries to influence population' is, like, the least compelling story ever". like, you can go on the CIA's website and read documents from their archives about MKULTRA. you can walk into most of the major bookstores by my house (I checked!) and buy legacy of ashes covering all the screwed up things the CIA has done. if you don't have money, many of my local libraries have it in physical, audiobook, ebook, etc. the truth is already out there, no one cares. Dr. Kyle Farnsworth has issued a correction as of 16:02 on Mar 26, 2024 |
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Mar 26, 2024 15:54
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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:many right wingers are/were convinced the reason they aren't cool and beloved and popular isn't because their ideas are bad or they are personally obnoxious, it's because "the wokes" (broadly defined) are censoring them and their great ideas from getting out there and if only "the wokes" weren't censoring them, they'd be the cool alphagigachads that they fancy they actually are. ol' musky promised them that he would stop the censorship and give them free speech so they'd finally be cool and popular and beloved. there have also been studies that what conservatives want isn't so much "a place to be conservative" as "a place to force progressives to read their opinions/a place to troll people that don't like/a place to force people to read their opinions", which is basically what ol' musky promised them. so the constant reminder that they're not actually cool/popular/beloved is very upsetting to them (ol' musky included) because it can't be that their ideas are bad and/or they are personally obnoxious and unbearable people, it must be The Wokes are Censoring Me Again!!! concerning
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Mar 26, 2024 16:08
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yeah except for me. the iridescent CIA wokies are actually censoring my posts and replacing them with bad ones to make you think im not funny
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Mar 26, 2024 16:16
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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:many right wingers are/were convinced the reason they aren't cool and beloved and popular isn't because their ideas are bad or they are personally obnoxious, it's because "the wokes" (broadly defined) are censoring them and their great ideas from getting out there and if only "the wokes" weren't censoring them, they'd be the cool alphagigachads that they fancy they actually are. ol' musky promised them that he would stop the censorship and give them free speech so they'd finally be cool and popular and beloved. there have also been studies that what conservatives want isn't so much "a place to be conservative" as "a place to force progressives to read their opinions/a place to troll people that don't like/a place to force people to read their opinions", which is basically what ol' musky promised them. so the constant reminder that they're not actually cool/popular/beloved is very upsetting to them (ol' musky included) because it can't be that their ideas are bad and/or they are personally obnoxious and unbearable people, it must be The Wokes are Censoring Me Again!!! Hot dog
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Mar 26, 2024 16:18
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Went on vacation last week and one of my friends rented a Tesla. He asked if I wanted to drive it and I was like "yeah, sure, what do you think of it" and he was like "lol just drive it and tell me what you think". It was a Tesla 3. Jesus that car is a piece of poo poo lol like it's insane how bad of a car it is. It's an incredibly bumpy ride, regenerative braking took forever to get used to. Even the lever to put it into reverse and drive is like overengineered and different for the sake of being different. It took my friend like 10 minutes to figure out how to start the drat thing. I'm 5'8" and I hit my head getting into the back seat and I had like maybe an inch of headroom. My VW Golf is a superior car in almost every way lol it's incredible how bad that car is
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Mar 26, 2024 16:33
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If the ship had used autopilot then this would not have happened.
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Mar 26, 2024 16:38
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https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/1772621587461615843 Single source of truth
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Mar 26, 2024 16:44
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Nenonen posted:If the ship had used autopilot then this would not have happened. if you average it out over several laps the ship actually avoided every pylon
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Mar 26, 2024 16:48
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Glumwheels posted:https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/1772621587461615843 Thank you Andrew
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Mar 26, 2024 16:49
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they're releasing photos of the pilots that were onboard and one of them looks a lot like rachel maddow wearing a fake mustache
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Mar 26, 2024 16:50
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the milk machine posted:they're releasing photos of the pilots that were onboard and one of them looks a lot like rachel maddow wearing a fake mustache !
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Mar 26, 2024 16:50
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the milk machine posted:they're releasing photos of the pilots that were onboard and one of them looks a lot like rachel maddow wearing a fake mustache maddow?
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Mar 26, 2024 16:51
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spacemang_spliff posted:Went on vacation last week and one of my friends rented a Tesla. He asked if I wanted to drive it and I was like "yeah, sure, what do you think of it" and he was like "lol just drive it and tell me what you think". You just don't know how to use it properly
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Mar 26, 2024 16:52
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woke ship and woke bridge
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Mar 26, 2024 16:53
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If the captain was more worried about steering the ship than they were about GENDER, this wouldn't have happened
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Mar 26, 2024 16:54
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It's extremely funny to turn on a free trial of FSD when a lot of the nation is still getting snow. Here in MN its going to be even more pointless/dangerous than usual given you cannot see a line in the road. Hopefully [REDACTED].
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Mar 26, 2024 17:02
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Glumwheels posted:https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/1772621587461615843 Ocean's 9/11
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Mar 26, 2024 17:05
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drat so the bridge collapsed because it was woke but the ship was deliberately crashed into it as a woke attack??? this thing goes all the way to the top
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Mar 26, 2024 17:15
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