(Thread IKs:
weg, Toxic Mental)
|
Matt Schlap is an onomatopoeia for when the water level in a toilet bowl isn't high enough.
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:15
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 3, 2024 11:09 |
|
|
I have worked around cows a lot and I don't think that "shoot them" is the response your typical farmer will have when a cow gets out of control.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:15
|
|
|
mobby_6kl posted:Seems pretty clear that the ship lost power and drifted into the bridge Yeah but which minority group can we blame for it losing power and how can we use this to make money? Important questions that need answers.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:15
|
|
|
LifeSunDeath posted:yeah don't show her that footage of the bay bridge collapsing in 1989. My choice not to drive on it since a tractor trailer drove off of it back in like 2008 shortly after I drove across continues to be validated
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:16
|
|
|
mobby_6kl posted:Seems pretty clear that the ship lost power and drifted into the bridge Obviously keeping our borders open to Biden Migrant Crime is why that ship’s generator failed
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:16
|
|
|
Mexican cartels cyberattacked the boat to crash it into the bridge in Baltimore for reasons.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:17
|
|
|
Governor said the ship was able to mayday in time for the bridge officials to stop most of the traffic before the ship hit so it could have been a lot worse.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:17
|
|
|
What am I to do when I’m being rushed by 30 to 50 feral cows, and I have only seconds to unlock my biometric gun safe before all my children are torn to pieces
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:19
|
|
|
Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I bring an Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:20
|
|
|
Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I bring an the only thing that'll stop a cow standing there doing nothing is a good guy with a gun
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:20
|
|
|
Wii Spawn Camper posted:Yeah but which minority group can we blame for it losing power and how can we use this to make money? Important questions that need answers. tbh it’s a foreign flag so probably a bunch of southeast asians if you really wanted to go through with the effort. Kind of off the beaten path for Republican racism tho so ymmv
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:23
|
|
|
Given the chance, the cow would milk YOU!
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:23
|
|
|
idiotsavant posted:What am I to do when I’m being rushed by 30 to 50 feral cows, and I have only seconds to unlock my biometric gun safe before all my children are torn to pieces The Air Force has that chicken gun
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:23
|
|
|
Disco Pope posted:Given the chance, the cow would milk YOU! Don't cow shame
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:23
|
|
|
 
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:25
|
|
|
idiotsavant posted:tbh it’s a foreign flag so probably a bunch of southeast asians if you really wanted to go through with the effort. Kind of off the beaten path for Republican racism tho so ymmv conservatives will relish the challenge of fitting more racism into their already packed schedule.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:25
|
|
|
sharknado slashfic posted:Governor said the ship was able to mayday in time for the bridge officials to stop most of the traffic before the ship hit so it could have been a lot worse. I was wondering why there weren’t more people missing in the water, thanks for this detail. This is basically my worst nightmare way of dying, it fell so fast, you’d have no idea what’s happening before being plunged into dark, cold water. gently caress that
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:26
|
|
|
idiotsavant posted:tbh it’s a foreign flag so probably a bunch of southeast asians if you really wanted to go through with the effort. Kind of off the beaten path for Republican racism tho so ymmv Ah I see,  GINA at it again!
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:27
|
|
|
Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I bring an The only people dumber than this person are people who believe what this person is saying.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:29
|
|
|
Modal Auxiliary posted:I can no longer tell the difference between news cycle talking points and complete, unfettered psychosis.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:29
|
|
|
Where do I sign up to get milked by a cow? 
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:29
|
|
|
Rod Hoofhearted posted:Where do I sign up to get milked by a cow? That scene in Top Secret! dot gif
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:30
|
|
|
Rod Hoofhearted posted:Where do I sign up to get milked by a cow?   dammit
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:31
|
|
|
Shishkahuben posted:Are your dad and uncle OK? Yeah, thanks, they left earlier in the night. My sister confirmed this morning. Now they just have to get down to Florida, pack up my grandfather and his essentials, and drive him back up to MD while he fights it the entire way. No pressure. I really do appreciate the goons checking in though, it's nice how people can care about complete strangers on here.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:31
|
|
|
nobodygetshurt posted:
good
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:32
|
|
|
nobodygetshurt posted:
this should be a ban imo
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:33
|
|
|
PKMN Trainer Red fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Mar 26, 2024 |
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:34
|
|
|
nobodygetshurt posted:
Gotta run stable diffusion with a humans getting milked by cows tuned model
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:34
|
|
|
Beastie posted:this should be a ban imo theyre on thin ice
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:35
|
|
|
Wii Spawn Camper posted:I was prepared for lols this week and so far it has not delivered lols are a fickle mistress. Only to be savored, but never demanded.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:38
|
|
|
Trump is selling... The Bible https://ak2.rmbl.ws/s8/2/X/O/u/L/XOuLq.caa.mp4?b=1&u=ummtf 
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:38
|
|
|
kazil posted:Trump lmfao
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:40
|
|
|
I'd probably prefer less racist imagery itt
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:40
|
|
|
lol
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:40
|
|
|
kazil posted:Trump Man, The Onions got its work cut out for it these days
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:40
|
|
|
Surely this one includes the Book of Mormon since that is chock full of USA poo poo
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:42
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:42
|
|
|
Re: boat I have already seen an unironic boomer-rear end "I hope we find that the captain in charge was hired because they were qualified instead of 'some other' metric." Can we somehow get them to ingest MORE lead at a fast rate? Like advertise an anti-woke unregulated drink or something?
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:42
|
|
|
https://godblesstheusabible.com/?sld=trump 
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:43
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 3, 2024 11:09 |
|
|
Randabis posted:That was bad but I’m trying to figure out how that has anything to do with Trump or his 175 million dollar parachute. If you read TwittX comments (I don't recommend it), it's Biden's fault for not fixing/maintaining our infrastructure so that this bridge could have survived a hit by a 150,000 tons of moving steel.
|
|
#
?
Mar 26, 2024 16:43
|
|
