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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm totally doxxed, just had my first colonoscopy last fall. I R A PLUGR

Thank god I still have five (?) years until I have to have one (the recommended age to begin colonoscopies is 45, right?).

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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Haifisch posted:

Mexikid Stories


"(This one chicken spoke English.)"

How is Mexikid Stories so good all the time?

Forum accident
Jun 15, 2006

All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!
Frank and Ernest


(5/2/1994)


(5/3/1994)


Ziggy


(10/21/1971)

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Cul de Sac


FoxTrot Classix


~Coxy posted:

Amend is getting horny on main again.

I got a real "Stewie Griffin sexuality" vibe from those two strips, if that makes any sense. (The real Spring Break happening here is Amend sticking with the single panel layout for the week.)

Rose is Rose


Rose really likes being away from her family!


I think this is the first time I've ever seen a woman in Frank & Earnest strip...I must've missed this one when I was nine.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Comic Strips 2024: *this one chicken spoke English

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Mutts


Sally Forth


Skippy (February 29, 1936)


Peanuts (March 29, 1977)


One of the top comments this morning: How did he pour the milk?

Crankshaft


Rip Haywire


Li'l Abner (March 9-11, 1936, and still deeply twitchy about some of this, but here you go anyway.)



Thimble Theater (October 29, 1940)


Out Our Way (April 27-29, 1944)




Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro


The Family Circus


Slylock Fox


Flash Gordon

Mazel tov!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Saoshyant posted:

Wallace the Brave

Spud gets it.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

EasyEW posted:

Peanuts (March 29, 1977)


One of the top comments this morning: How did he pour the milk?

Very carefully.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Retail




Popcom


Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
The Family Upstairs/The Dingbat Family(September 27, 1910)



Baron Bean(March 28, 1916)



Polly and Her Pals(February 25, 1913)



Gasoline Alley(November 18, 1919)



Us Boys(March 26, 1912)



The Gumps(April 24, 1917)

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Scary Go Round (November 30-December 2, 2005)




Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Esa Ahto - low quality scans, but fortunately it's just these two dates:



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake The Magician

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Corto Maltese







Blueberry



Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Hagar the Horrible


Zits

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained


How the gently caress did this make it into print in TYOOL 2024?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTf16lBI2T0

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Samovar posted:

Corto Maltese


Kennel fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Mar 26, 2024

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Selachian posted:

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 5/23/43

Murdstone has let me know they have the next few Sunday Scarlets in color, so I'll let them go ahead and provide.
Oh yeah I bought a (what turned out to be very) small collection in an ebook when the strip first appeared in this thread and forgot about it. There's only 8 strips but here's the next one in this series and the two we already saw thumbnailed.





Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
We Are Reproducing

quote:




Again, I’d have preferred to localize (with “itsa napple” or something similarly analogous) but the dang pictures in this dang visual medium keep tripping me up.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
He thinks that animal is bread!

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

Toddlers with fevers are hilarious and scary at the same time. We call it fever delerium in our house. They get bizzarely talkative and say the craziest poo poo.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Dustin, you are not your goddamn father, stop this poo poo!


And, uh, Lil Abner is pretty loving creepy, ngl (I honestly can't read most of it because of the accents) but the only saving grace is that Lil Abner is like loving dumb as hell and is kinda too dumb to be mean or actually marry a drat child.


Little kids and animals: twenty years ago I volunteered to take the three girls I nannied for to the zoo. I realized the error of this after: two sisters at 3 and 4, and a toddler at 2, this would be loving hell. BUT I got lucky, because toddler was in a stroller, and I convinced the other girls that the stroller was hard to push, so they kept a grip on each side and helped me "push" it all over the zoo. I honestly think they were more fascinated by that than any of the animals, save for maybe the pinkie mice they got to hold while I supervised.

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Conan: The Blood Egg Part 1

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Forward Slash Scare website for Allison's side comics

John Allison posted:

I think Glenn resisted the call to arms for longer than many of us might have. In the end, you have to go on the quest, Glenn. It was always going to happen.

And still filling in for Vargo, here's Breaking Cat News

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 8/17/52



Archie 12/15-17/49





The Virtue of Vera Valiant 5/9-11/77



Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Realistic Concussion Funnies and Baseball Cheating Follies

















shut up shut up shut up shut up shut uuuuuuuuuuuppppppp

this is sort of a major plot point from American Horror Story Season 5: Hotel

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Another night where you're stuck with Olive & Popeye


And to make up for the lack of anything else, another of my embarrassingly amateur (and embarrassingly infrequent) Mafalda translations.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Mar 27, 2024

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


A few days ago somebody went and mentioned Mordock. I blame that person for him suddenly appearing as the featured comment today:




Gil Thorp

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Julet Esqu posted:

A few days ago somebody went and mentioned Mordock. I blame that person for him suddenly appearing as the featured comment today:


That was me, sorry. I thought he might be dead.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Holy gently caress that is the worst Mark Trail art yet.

Also hi I'm back I can post tomorrow!

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I'm just glad to see Mark punched.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
i like Wilbur going Oh, that's......poo poo what is a word that isn't about a sandwich....great, Dawn!

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Vargo posted:

Holy gently caress that is the worst Mark Trail art yet.

Really giving Tiny Arms Tracy vibes, but with less style.

thisusedyet
Feb 14, 2012

My post... it sucks!!!

Vargo posted:

Holy gently caress that is the worst Mark Trail art yet.

Also hi I'm back I can post tomorrow!

I don't know, I kinda like the idea Mark just ate a punch from a dude who just ran across the room holding his fist out - the fisticuffs version of the Austin Powers steamroller guard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PrZ-J7D3k&t=11s

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

If I didn't know better I'd think nu-Trail was written by a kid who has no idea how the adult work actually works but is going to give it a try anyway.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
1981 comics









Dick Tracy


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns


Computoon: Origins


Mexikid Stories

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From The Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side Of The Horse

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Classic Arlo and Janis (April 24, 2002)


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Zippy The Pinhead


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



FINGERPORI



OK, so "billing drunkness" isn't a thing even in Finland, where we have more kinds of drunkness than snow. But the word for bill is "lasku", which is also the word for landing or lowering. And "landing drunkness/lowering drunkness" is a thing. It refers to that end stage of being drunk where it's starting to wear off and you just kinda feel like crap and get all gloomy. Or in this case, getting drunk on writing bills.

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Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Jun. 10, 1962)

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