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Murdstone posted:Wow are these minutes unregretted too? Bots cant regret
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Mar 26, 2024 21:33
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So if you leave Twitter open on your computer in a tab, that creates nearly 1500 user minutes a day? Cool
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interesting how against a 100% government building a wall to keep people in elon is despite his support for a 50% government building a wall to keep people out. it is the nature of walls to do both, namaste.
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ben shapino posted:Elon Musk You are pure evil
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Mar 26, 2024 21:35
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War Wizard posted:Remembered that time an engineer told Musk his tweets weren't getting likes because be might just not be as funny/popular as he thinks. lol 
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Quick napkin math: Facebook has roughly three billion users, who each use the site for an average of 40 minutes per day. That’s a total of 120 billion user-minutes. Facebook would only need 200 million users to reach the 8 billion user-minute figure. Twitter, however, has roughly 350 million users. So, if that 8 billion user-minute figure for Twitter is accurate, Twitter is hugely inefficient - requiring 75% more users than Facebook to achieve the same results. In order to rival Facebook’s user-minute numbers, Twitter would need around 5 billion users.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Quick napkin math: what if 95% of twitter users are porn bots online 24/7
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Mar 26, 2024 22:07
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ben shapino posted:you guys are reading the bullshit made-up graph wrong OH gently caress
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Mar 26, 2024 22:12
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I vaguely remember the pre-musk number of active users was around 200 million. And just a small fraction of those made up the majority of traffic. These figures are just bot inflated bullshit.
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Mar 26, 2024 22:16
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How many bots do we think are created in-house to boost user stats?
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Mar 26, 2024 22:17
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  what is this motherfucker even saying now
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Mar 26, 2024 22:35
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Remember that musk claims to have an iq of 155
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Mar 26, 2024 22:38
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Well yeah look at how fat his fuckin head is
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Mar 26, 2024 22:39
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Imagine the sound it would make if he landed on it after falling off the top of twitter hq
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Mar 26, 2024 22:42
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cool eugenics stuff
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priznat posted:Remember that musk claims to have an iq of 155 Musk claims Pfft.
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Total Party Kill posted:How many bots do we think are created in-house to boost user stats? His name's Optimus, and he's far too busy learning to sort blocks to waste time on Twitter
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Ignis posted:
lol, looks like phrenology is back on the menu!
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Mar 26, 2024 22:46
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increased minutes from increased lag
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priznat posted:Remember that musk claims to have an iq of 155 Hahahahahaha no loving way is that true.
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Mar 26, 2024 22:57
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using ivf to finally perfect the perfect son, elon modusk - melon organism designed under significant ketamine
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Hahahahahaha no loving way is that true. how dare you
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Hahahahahaha no loving way is that true. i think thats entirely plausible. all he had to do was draw a 1 in front of the real result
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he’s probably talking about the iq test they give you in first grade to place you in the gifted track or whatever, they scored me at 155 too and there’s no way that’s a real reflection of adult iq (for whatever iq is even worth, it’s not a great test) i know several people from school generally in the same boat, dumb as poo poo but got a high iq result at 6 years old
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Mar 26, 2024 23:01
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It's official, he got it from whatismyiq.surveyz.ru
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Shut up and endorse the man who said this you absolute chud: 
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Mar 26, 2024 23:07
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Supposedly not a parody. The perfect amount of ben shapiro holding 1 wood outside of home depot.
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Lol come the gently caress on how can that not be a joke
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Bad Purchase posted:he’s probably talking about the iq test they give you in first grade to place you in the gifted track or whatever, they scored me at 155 too and there’s no way that’s a real reflection of adult iq (for whatever iq is even worth, it’s not a great test) Yeah I scored 156 at 20, but I also do lots of dumb human poo poo. By no means will an IQ test I take now, at 45, show that I am at that level -- and I don't care, since IQ tests are mostly bullshit. Spatial / visual / logical intelligence does not translate to wisdom or anything relevant except for hinting at some theoretical prowess in, idk, visualising stuff, maybe.
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edit: ^^^ yeah that tooSentient Data posted:It's official, he got it from whatismyiq.surveyz.ru I did a free online IQ test in the early 2000s when I was mildly drunk and high and got a 150 so I figure that was bullshit. As are all online non-proctored IQ tests I'd imagine. My mom did make me take some weird regional tests and poo poo as a kid because I was "gifted" and I was in honors and poo poo like that. I did take a full, loving exhausting, neurological exam at the VA a few years ago. It was about 5 hours long and I had to do everything from math to puzzle solving to vocabulary. It wasn't an IQ test but when I went to talk to the doctor weeks later about the results she said I was "insanely smart" and I scored in the 98th percentile in vocab in my age range. I was probably around 34 or so. I asked her what my IQ was and she didn't know because that's not what she does so she said "I don't know, maybe 120-130?" And that's after being called "insanely smart." IQ numbers aren't very useful or accurate. She didn't seem to believe so at least. I bet Musk couldn't even finish that test. I'm almost certain. side note: I'm not "insanely smart." I'm a depressed alcoholic. 
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Bad Purchase posted:he’s probably talking about the iq test they give you in first grade to place you in the gifted track or whatever, they scored me at 155 too and there’s no way that’s a real reflection of adult iq (for whatever iq is even worth, it’s not a great test) I did some test where for part of it you had to make pictures with a bunch of vertical lines, some sort of creativity assessment. I got bored and made a centipede that went on for three pages. Apparently the tester was impressed, but apparently they were also impressed by my hiding under the table so I'm not sure the bar was very high. ...or the table.
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Elon must have seen Dune 2 and thinks he's Bene Gesserit, or something.
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I did a test once where you had to draw a clock and the doctors CAME UO TO ME WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AND SAID “SIR, sir! We’ve NEVER SEEN SUCH TREMENDOUS RESULTS BEFORE!” It’s called good genes!
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shyduck posted:
Twitter is haemorrhaging users but the nazi's we're pandering to are using it more than ever!
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redshirt posted:Elon must have seen Dune 2 and thinks he's Bene Gesserit, or something. I am the Quiznos Hackey Sack. 
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Ignis posted:
You know who didn't pay $44b for a website? My cat
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redshirt posted:Elon must have seen Dune 2 and thinks he's Bene Gesserit, or something.
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