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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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#1 SIMP

As is always pointed out: Maaaaaybe their boycotts would have some measurable effect if they could actually boycott their precious video games for more than half a second. “That’s ok I’ll still keep drinking that garbage” energy.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Yeah I know, I can dream though.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

Flesh Forge posted:

the thought process is if they bully all the game developers hard enough, they will stop wasting money and developer time making any games for THOSE PEOPLE and spend all their efforts making GOOD games about white people and strong mans and hot girls

It's even more pathetic than that. Many of them believe the Blackrock/ESG money is drying up for the woke mafia and they're confident time is on their side. Yet they keep telling their followers not to rest on their laurels else the wokeness comes roaring back in the wake of their apathy.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
:umberto:

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Air Skwirl posted:

Bullshit, they don't want girls playing videogames at all, regardless of hotness.

Oh they absolutely do, but only in a specific context. They want a hot girlfriend who plays video games but plays them poorly and asks the big strong boyfriend to beat the game for her and then she has sex with him

I've seen stuff like that posted by those guys for a long time

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Elephant Ambush posted:

Oh they absolutely do, but only in a specific context. They want a hot girlfriend who plays video games but plays them poorly and asks the big strong boyfriend to beat the game for her and then she has sex with him

I've seen stuff like that posted by those guys for a long time

Yeah, they want the hot girl to sit next to them while they play a video game and be impressed by their gaming skills. They don't want them to actually play the game.

This was literally an ad for Uncharted 2.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
What if you want a lady to beat you in video games and then make fun of you to her friends because of that and other reasons?

I don't want this I just want to know about it. I don't want it to happen to me.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Dishonoured should take the piss out of that ad if they do a third one and bring back the choice of two protagonists. A guy and a girl sitting on the couch, the guy playing the game and the girl getting visibly frustrated as he keeps dying. Then she stabs him in the back, takes the controller and beats the level.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
It's amazing how dumb trad content consumers are about what they're actually gobbling up

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Mrs. Auxiliary wrecks me in Niddhogg all the time, can I still be a based chad?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Got some bad news,




Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Flesh Forge posted:

It's amazing how dumb trad content consumers are about what they're actually gobbling up



Tradwife tiktok is such an amazing grift. You never see their husbands because they know you want to gently caress them and seeing the actual dude would ruin the illusion. Also, how trad is it to constantly post on the internet?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Call me crazy but posting what is basically fetish porn for people other than your SO to get off too seems pretty nontraditional.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
What could be more trad than participating in the world's oldest profession?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

bobjr posted:

Dr. Nefarious is woke

He wants to smooch Qwark

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ah but if both you and your client base staunchly refuse to acknowledge that that's the basis for it then you can continue to pretend that it is traditional.

Also traditional means 1950's advertisements apparently.

Where is my wife who runs a brewery? Where is my wife who lives in the forest and is the closest you're getting to a doctor other than the guy who cuts limbs off with a dirty saw? Where is my wife who hunts large animals with a spear?

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 21:34 on Mar 26, 2024

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

big nipples big life posted:

Call me crazy but posting what is basically fetish porn for people other than your SO to get off too seems pretty nontraditional.

how dare you say it

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

Air Skwirl posted:

Tradwife tiktok is such an amazing grift. You never see their husbands because they know you want to gently caress them and seeing the actual dude would ruin the illusion. Also, how trad is it to constantly post on the internet?

I thought it was that thing where the right does something that is innocuous but will set off a few terminally online leftists because it reinforces the patriarchy or praises capitalism or whatever in an effort to make anyone to the left of Ronald Reagan look histrionic and triggered.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

hawowanlawow posted:

how dare you say it

yeah, you're right, I shouldn't have said basically. it is absolutely fetish porn.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Panfilo posted:

I thought it was that thing where the right does something that is innocuous but will set off a few terminally online leftists because it reinforces the patriarchy or praises capitalism or whatever in an effort to make anyone to the left of Ronald Reagan look histrionic and triggered.

They don't even bother with that step now and just imagine it does.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Panfilo posted:

I thought it was that thing where the right does something that is innocuous but will set off a few terminally online leftists because it reinforces the patriarchy or praises capitalism or whatever in an effort to make anyone to the left of Ronald Reagan look histrionic and triggered.

The highly online right wing thinks Ronald Reagan was basically a communist now. I know the tradwife thing is mostly an online grift, but if there's people that want to do that in their private lives I have no problem with it.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

big nipples big life posted:

Call me crazy but posting what is basically fetish porn for people other than your SO to get off too seems pretty nontraditional.

Shh don't ruin it man

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

steinrokkan posted:

Bombshell revelation: Some of the bridge builders were black or otherwise "ethnic" (probably)

Bombshell revelation 2: so were some of the ship builders!!!!

I think you'll find that actually the ship hit the bridge because the mayor was black
https://twitter.com/AndrewHilaryUS/status/1772664756689633748

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
If your online you are part of the terminally online left so by definition any of them seeing trad content are terminally online

Also the entire point of tradcath poo poo is saying patriarchy is extremely cool it’s not really innocent

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Like I’m not sure who looks at that stuff and thinks it’s innocent

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

People who think innocence is when you don't show a whole titty or say nice things about the gays.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

OwlFancier posted:

Ah but if both you and your client base staunchly refuse to acknowledge that that's the basis for it then you can continue to pretend that it is traditional.

Also traditional means 1950's advertisements apparently.

Where is my wife who runs a brewery? Where is my wife who lives in the forest and is the closest you're getting to a doctor other than the guy who cuts limbs off with a dirty saw? Where is my wife who hunts large animals with a spear?

Idiots on Social Media: Where is my wife who hunts large animals with a spear?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Air Skwirl posted:

The highly online right wing thinks Ronald Reagan was basically a communist now. I know the tradwife thing is mostly an online grift, but if there's people that want to do that in their private lives I have no problem with it.

Well, that kind of lifestyle still has its risks. Not every young woman who dreams of tradwifery is going to land a husband rich enough to support her, and even a lot of the ones who manage it are not going to be able to keep those rich husbands. What are they going to do when they're 30+ and single with no work experience? And even if a tradhusband doesn't dump his wife, what's to stop him from using his financially dominant position to control, isolate, and abuse her? Aspiring tradwives need to know what they're getting into.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Pththya-lyi posted:

Well, that kind of lifestyle still has its risks. Not every young woman who dreams of tradwifery is going to land a husband rich enough to support her, and even a lot of the ones who manage it are not going to be able to keep those rich husbands. What are they going to do when they're 30+ and single with no work experience? And even if a tradhusband doesn't dump his wife, what's to stop him from using his financially dominant position to control, isolate, and abuse her? Aspiring tradwives need to know what they're getting into.

conservatives have to learn everything the hard way

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

CharlestheHammer posted:

Like I’m not sure who looks at that stuff and thinks it’s innocent

These are the same people that spend the rest of their time online making GBS threads on more mainstream, more uh, ~traditional~ sex/fetish content makers though

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Platystemon posted:

Idiots on Social Media: Where is my wife who hunts large animals with a spear?

When is Farcry:Primal getting a sequel with romance options

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Antigravitas posted:

With ship collison, not of ship collision.

With ship collusion, not ship collision.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Piell posted:

I think you'll find that actually the ship hit the bridge because the mayor was black
https://twitter.com/AndrewHilaryUS/status/1772664756689633748

Do you not live in a city with a port? The mayor is responsible for personally inspecting every single container ship and actually has to pilot into the dock by themselves.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Piell posted:

I think you'll find that actually the ship hit the bridge because the mayor was black
https://twitter.com/AndrewHilaryUS/status/1772664756689633748

A black man? In Baltimore??? I don't think so!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

As is always pointed out: Maaaaaybe their boycotts would have some measurable effect if they could actually boycott their precious video games for more than half a second. “That’s ok I’ll still keep drinking that garbage” energy.

some what related to this. maybe if they stopped pre ordering games, and being okay with day one or zero patches , oh and massive game files with uncompressed assets, maybe games would be a tiny bit better.

oh also sensible release dates and no worker crunch and work unions.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pththya-lyi posted:

Well, that kind of lifestyle still has its risks. Not every young woman who dreams of tradwifery is going to land a husband rich enough to support her, and even a lot of the ones who manage it are not going to be able to keep those rich husbands. What are they going to do when they're 30+ and single with no work experience? And even if a tradhusband doesn't dump his wife, what's to stop him from using his financially dominant position to control, isolate, and abuse her? Aspiring tradwives need to know what they're getting into.

I mean, I was talking about in the context of a loving relationship. If they're doing it privately it's basically just another form of BDSM where there are bad actors that use it as a form of abuse and good actors that use it as a way to express love. My mom is absolutely not a tradwife type, but I have friends whose moms were basically that (they just didn't post online about how it's the best way to be) and they're still married and have grandkids. My grandma was kind of a tradwife, met my grandpa at her job, but quit when she got married, she did part time work occasionally, and they raised 4 kids together and seemed happily married until she died, she was also a 50's stereotype in that she smoked like a chimney and then got lung cancer.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

wash bucket posted:

A black man? In Baltimore??? I don't think so!

and hes not wearing a suit. not even a tan suit

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i like the dumbness with trad farming social media posters.

yeah thats how farming works. you do it a flowing dress, and your one or two kids give one handful of animal feed to these cute goats or lambs. lol at the sheer brain worms of modern internet culture and the core of the earth media literacy.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Piell posted:

I think you'll find that actually the ship hit the bridge because the mayor was black
https://twitter.com/AndrewHilaryUS/status/1772664756689633748

Every night he moved the bridge a little bit until a ship ran into it because it wasn't where the maps said. And that's where your tax money goes under this dei regime, folks

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
As a DEI Professional (I get an extra $400/mo for sitting on a committee and making newsletters) I can confirm we just really hate bridges because cars use them, and cars are Based and Trad.

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