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You don't understand what he believes he is trying to do. He thinks this will initiate a "race to the top" where tons of people start doing things for subscribers and create the greatest content
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DEI hire? i barely know her
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Monica Bellucci posted:Elon kets out during the week now, too. now being years ago?
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PhazonLink posted:now being years ago? Contract canceled
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Oh wow, i didn't even catch that was 2500 paid subscribers, i though that was just idiotic wording for having a bunch of verified followers. That's less benefit than telling a waitress that she doesn't need to share her tips with the kitchen for a nightthathonkey posted:DEI hire? i barely know her I'm surprised nobody's gotten on elon's case about lindoreo being a dei hire. Can he point to any benefit she's given the company? I get that the most likely plan was just hiring a scapegoat, but he doesn't understand he needs to influence from the shadows for that to give him any real protection
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Sentient Data posted:Oh wow, i didn't even catch that was 2500 paid subscribers, i though that was just idiotic wording for having a bunch of verified followers. I think that's what he actually meant. I think even he can't keep track of the stupid loving names of their services anymore.
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Mar 28, 2024 03:02
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Grok, I'm burning to death, please put doors in unhinged mode
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Mar 28, 2024 03:10
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All 7 other people will be in a world of savings!
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Mar 28, 2024 03:11
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its the twitter version of how a banana is, just barking a nice round number that feel right.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1773155659908800732?t=T9wVi8QQey4Fgo2sY07rsQ&s=19 It's really great seeing stuff like this because it keeps confirming that Musk is DROWNING and "X" is going up in smoke.
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E the Shaggy posted:It's really great seeing stuff like this because it keeps confirming that Musk is DROWNING and "X" is going up in smoke. Actually he's giving away premium for free. Do companies that have problems making money give things away for free? Obviously not. X is doing better than ever.
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ben shapino posted:Actually he's giving away premium for free. Do companies that have problems making money give things away for free? Obviously not. X is doing better than ever. “Going forward, it is mandatory in North America to activate X Premium+ and do a live demo of Premium+ features with all new sign-ups before handing over the account to them. Almost no one actually realizes how well Premium+ actually works. I know this will slow down the account creation process, but it is nonetheless a hard requirement.” Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Mar 28, 2024 |
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Rad Russian posted:“Going forward, it is mandatory in North America to activate X Premium+ and do a live demo of Premium+ features with all new sign-ups before handing over the account to them. Almost no one actually realizes how well Premium+ actually works. I know this will slow down the account creation process, but it is nonetheless a hard requirement.” That's what she said 🤣🤣🤣
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Mar 28, 2024 04:51
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Pancho Jueves posted:He's definitely curious what Grimes is up to right now. No he's not! Here's proof that he's not thinking about her at this very moment!  If he were thinking about her, he would still be following her! Checkmate!
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Mar 28, 2024 05:04
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Introducing my new chatbot TLDR
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Steadiman posted:You may laugh but elon just saved himself $20 a month! Now that’s just smart business $44,000,000,000 / $20 a month, He'll break even in just over 183,333,333 years.
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I swear you can hear him sniffing and twitching as he says this on a K-binge.
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I Greyhound posted:All 7 other people will be in a world of savings! By Grokthars' hammer!
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1773155659908800732?t=T9wVi8QQey4Fgo2sY07rsQ&s=19 that's gonna halve twitter's income
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Platystemon posted:Gonna have an LLM abridge the Bible and see how many heresies I can create. The Boerus Heresy
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Isn't paraphrasing the Bible literally against the word of the Bible? I'm sure there's a verse in there saying that changing it in any way gets you damned for eternity.
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Small Strange Bird posted:Isn't paraphrasing the Bible literally against the word of the Bible? I'm sure there's a verse in there saying that changing it in any way gets you damned for eternity. If god didn't want their words to be changed why did god invent white out! (just had another look at the dead sea scrolls, um you'd probably need yellow'ish/brown out, with maybe a hint of orange, out or something. I'm sure that's a thing. A thing god invented.
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Small Strange Bird posted:Paraphrasing the Bible is written about in the Bible! There's a verse in there saying that changing it will impact you for all eternity.
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Small Strange Bird posted:Isn't paraphrasing the Bible literally against the word of the Bible? I'm sure there's a verse in there saying that changing it in any way gets you damned for eternity. That's the qu'ran.
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DRINK ME posted:Has he never wished a book kept going? Wanted to know what happened next? Does he have no curiosity at all? Yeah, this horse poo poo is just so completely alien to me. I genuinely love to read and the experience of being transported to another world, and appreciating how a good author can use language to precisely convey thoughts, feelings, moods etc is something that keeps surprising and delighting me time and time again. But I suppose "well well well, a woke dumbass made rings of power (because DEI hadn't been invented yet :crylaugh: :crylaugh:: crylaugh:) and doomed the world, but then a bunch of hobbits journey to the end of the world to throw the ring into a volcano to save the world. Now that's affirmative action :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh:" is also good.
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Mar 28, 2024 09:17
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I'm not sure he knows that editors exist in the first place, so of course he thinks a book is just a huge collection of tweet word vomit
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Sentient Data posted:I'm not sure he knows that editors exist in the first place, so of course he thinks a book is just a huge collection of tweet word vomit Editing is woke censorship!!
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Also, you often lose a lot when you summarize -although this does depend on the author and subject- and while sometimes this may not matter, on other stuff it does, and can help you develop a more in-depth view of a topic that just the dot points wouldn't.
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dr_rat posted:If god didn't want their words to be changed why did god invent white out! I think this means Mike Nesmith is the Messiah?
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Unkempt posted:I think this means Mike Nesmith is the Messiah? Yes. Like have you not being praying to the almighty mike? Lame.
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I don’t watch movies. I just watch a ten minute summary on YouTube and read the Wikipedia page. I have watched 300,000 movies
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N. Senada posted:I don’t watch movies. I just watch a ten minute summary on YouTube and read the Wikipedia page You're putting in too much effort, all you need to do is watch the movie's Final Trailer
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The Lone Badger posted:That's the qu'ran. One of the last verses of Revelation warns against changing the words in any way and same with Deuteronomy
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DRINK ME posted:Has he never wished a book kept going? Wanted to know what happened next? Does he have no curiosity at all? Supposedly Jeff Bezos does not understand music or why anyone could like it. billionaires are just barely human
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Yeah, this horse poo poo is just so completely alien to me. I genuinely love to read and the experience of being transported to another world, and appreciating how a good author can use language to precisely convey thoughts, feelings, moods etc is something that keeps surprising and delighting me time and time again. Yeah, same. It says so much about a certain sort of mind that Elon wants to use a machine to just tell him how every book ends so he can claim to have read it. Very revealing about what he (and people like him) think the purpose or enjoyment of reading is. It's like the 1950s Drive-In Diner for Teslas he's building. It'll have a screen to show movies...but he's specifically said it'll only show clips of movies. Because why would you need to see anything but the most epic bits :crylaugh:? Would you rather see one film with 90% boring bits or 50 epic bits from 50 films? A husk of a human being. Plus you can just imagine the clips Elon will tee up to be shown on a continual loop at his diner...
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John Wick of Dogs posted:You don't understand what he believes he is trying to do. He thinks this will initiate a "race to the top" where tons of people start doing things for subscribers and create the greatest content If you're popular enough to make thousands of dollars on my platform you can also save 10 dollars! What a deal! As an aside anyone know what's the cut that Twitter takes from subscribers?
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Sentient Data posted:You're putting in too much effort, all you need to do is watch the movie's Final Trailer I just watch Pitch Meetings instead of entire movies.
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