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So it came up in the state of the forums thread that we should have funny ads for nordvpn. The site makes a bunch of money from it already but a lot of people don't know. I haven't put a banner in the rotation because their banners are pretty boring and serious. So....let's make nordvpn ads that aren't boring. We are subject to some rules here. The banners should be 468x60 and png, gif, or jpg. By order of nordvpn's rules, we cannot use content that is "unlawful, harmful, threatening or otherwise objectionable; facilitates or promotes illegal file sharing, copyright infringement or computer hacking; facilitates or promotes any other criminal activity or breach of civil law" so let's not tempt them to kick us off. They have to be work safe if as well if that's not clear. Here is my own entry: I am only going to use a few of these, maybe 1-3. I think all of them will make me laugh though. If you want to do an ad and have a better chance of it being used on the site, I present an alternative: Unregistered user ads: These are ads for Something Awful itself. The goal is to get people who would actually enjoy it here to register by showcasing our sense of humor. They would be shown only to guests, and would all link to the "register an account" store page. I think having a pool of silly ads will be more effective in showing users what they might find here than the rather-dry forum index does by itself. They should be either 160x600 for the sidebar, or 300x250 for the "adbot" slot. We can use a bunch of these though they should still be work safe and not like....horribly off-putting in a not-funny way.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:15 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:24 |
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i got u jeffrey
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:28 |
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I use NordVPN. Normally I go via Luxembourg.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:36 |
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Grey Cat posted:Run the dee eight NordVPN special.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:48 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 14:40 |
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MulderⒸ and ScullyⒸ are obviously copyright and NordVPN probably wouldn't like a call from the lawyers at Fox Broadcasting Company so...
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 15:02 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 15:20 |
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A concept, maybe...edit: posted:itry fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Mar 29, 2024 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:So it came up in the state of the forums thread that we should have funny ads for nordvpn. The site makes a bunch of money from it already but a lot of people don't know. I haven't put a banner in the rotation because their banners are pretty boring and serious. So....let's make nordvpn ads that aren't boring. how much does this work pay
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:42 |
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my rate starts at $50 an hour jeffrey, and i do take my time
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:47 |
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itry posted:A concept, maybe... hell yeah
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:52 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:56 |
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TremorX fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Mar 29, 2024 |
# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:21 |
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i will not be expending effort to produce adverts for the NordVPN corporation for free, op.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:04 |
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Love when my companies have nordic values as part of the name, it is not at all suspicious
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:06 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:30 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:47 |
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lmfao
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:54 |
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holy moly
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 19:08 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 19:12 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 19:14 |
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Lol, but something tells me nord doesn't want pedophile content on our nord banner.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 19:15 |
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I mean you don't have to advertise nordvpn or SA directly, you just gotta entice them to click
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 19:42 |
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Grey Cat posted:Lol, but something tells me nord doesn't want pedophile content on our nord banner. so? mullvad is 5€ a month btw, they dont take your personal info so another nordvpn leak isn't possible. cheers
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 19:54 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 20:08 |
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it sounded funnier in my head
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 20:16 |
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Pac and Cheese posted:i got u jeffrey Some goon actually told me this once and I'm still not sure if it's true or not.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 21:02 |
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More like nerd vpn (u may use this in a banner)
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 22:28 |
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Here's mine. I retimed it so the punchline lands better.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 23:06 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:So it came up in the state of the forums thread that we should have funny ads for nordvpn. The site makes a bunch of money from it already but a lot of people don't know. I haven't put a banner in the rotation because their banners are pretty boring and serious. So....let's make nordvpn ads that aren't boring. I don't want to do your job for you.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 00:42 |
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i payed for no ads, so im wondering which ones are running already
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 01:05 |
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euroshopper posted:i payed for no ads, so im wondering which ones are running already you should have just got an ad blocker.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 01:07 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you should have just got an ad blocker. i wanted to support jeff in these stressful times
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 01:26 |
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euroshopper posted:i wanted to support jeff in these stressful times I want to annoy Jeff in this stress full time
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 01:30 |
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Quackles posted:Here's mine. I retimed it so the punchline lands better. I assure you I watched this quite a few times to confirm, and I hate to say it, but, no ring.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 01:40 |
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Animal-Mother posted:I assure you I watched this quite a few times to confirm, and I hate to say it, but, no ring. lol
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 01:42 |
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Animal-Mother posted:I assure you I watched this quite a few times to confirm, and I hate to say it, but, no ring. *no webring
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 02:17 |
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Animal-Mother posted:I assure you I watched this quite a few times to confirm, and I hate to say it, but, no ring.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 02:37 |
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Panama is also quite loving far from the Nordics.
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# ? Mar 30, 2024 04:59 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:24 |
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Blow posted:I use NordVPN. Shouldn't you be dead by now?
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