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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If it was full sugar they couldn't advertise it on the underground.

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

That is one gravid hen alright

033024_2
Mar 30, 2024

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Oh good it's our turn

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


After a good poke, prod and a very small amount of chicken violation, I no longer believe she is egg bound. This is good, shes eating, drinking and pooping so she will spend the night in the kitchen porch.

lines
Aug 18, 2013

She, laughing in mockery, changed herself into a wren and flew away.
Everything I hear about chicken ownership sounds like an unending nightmare but I'm glad you and your bird are happy.

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Preferrable to under the chicken patio

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
toilet ipad

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
like people used to provide a comdey book in the wc for reading

now though I think there has to be a toilet device in every well stocked wc

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Toilet guestbook

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Salisbury Snape posted:

After a good poke, prod and a very small amount of chicken violation, I no longer believe she is egg bound. This is good, shes eating, drinking and pooping so she will spend the night in the kitchen porch.

I had to manually de-egg an egg bound chicken last year.

She died.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
bet thats not on the cv

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Dysgenesis posted:

I had to manually de-egg an egg bound chicken last year.


This is the kind of stuff why I don't have a pet.

A mates dog got some anal gland problem so he had to squeeze the gland to get the gunk out.
I'll always remember him with his fingers up his dogs arsehole, I don't think me crying laughing helped.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lines posted:

Everything I hear about chicken ownership sounds like an unending nightmare but I'm glad you and your bird are happy.

its pretty easy and you get a lot of eggs you don't have to feel guilty about eating

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
ypure not guilty about eating your pets babies?

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


If they are unfertilized then they are chicken periods, not babies

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Sorry I'm not some kind of vet or whatever

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Ooh arr?

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

NotJustANumber99 posted:

like people used to provide a comdey book in the wc for reading

The Broons & Oor Wullie annuals are traditional in my family.

lines
Aug 18, 2013

She, laughing in mockery, changed herself into a wren and flew away.
FFVII Rebirth had taught me many lessons, but the most important was "it's good and tasty to eat your pet chickens".

(I'm actually vegetarian, mostly out of habit.)

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




crispix posted:

gladiators final!!!!!!!!!! :holy:

Not the result I wanted but a good final :hai:

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
Hope you all have an eggcelent day

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

I'm hungry, hung over and my body hurts

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Goes without saying really

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Lots of unsold reese's Easter eggs at the shop.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
and rightly so

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
it'd be rude to buy em when they clearly belong to reese

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
American chocolate tastes of puke

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
currently 8 hours into a pulled pork cook, shoulda got up earlier

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
get behind and give it a push

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

forgot my lactase so just had to rush home and redecorate the bathroom

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bozza posted:

currently 8 hours into a pulled pork cook, shoulda got up earlier

seems excessively long you've probably dried it out

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I think the standard time on this slow cooker here is 8 hours, or 4 in turbo mode

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Oh I have a slow cooker with a turbo mode

I just call it a cooker though

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Neighbour gave me a chocolate egg, I've put it in the freezer because I'm a weirdo who enjoys eating frozen chocolate

Can't wait to stuff that in my gob

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

Jose posted:

seems excessively long you've probably dried it out

its been going 11 hours now and I am extremely hungry

this was a trial run before a party and I've learned a big lesson (start earlier!!)

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Blimey 12 hours is like I dunno half a day

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bozza posted:

its been going 11 hours now and I am extremely hungry

this was a trial run before a party and I've learned a big lesson (start earlier!!)

i just do it in a cast iron pot in the oven at 150c and it takes like 5 hours

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