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HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
In times of trouble and in this holiday season, I like to take a little time to remember sailor

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

kazil posted:

There it is


Happy Easter to you too Mr. President.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




kazil posted:

There it is


If twitter didn’t have a 140 character limit in 2016, this idiot would’ve never been elected president. :lol:

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the phrase "Steer this airborne bus of a govt".

Like if it was launched over a cliff, why would steering help.

Or is our govt one of those awesome fantasy airborne buses like in the hit game Super Mario RPG.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Did Rudy fall down the stairs or something and totally lose his mind shortly after?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Pook Good Mook posted:

Trump is trying to get the judge to react so Trump can file for a hearing on excusing the judge. Trial is in two weeks.

Team Trump just filed a motion to dismiss the judge the other day actually

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




cr0y posted:

Did Rudy fall down the stairs or something and totally lose his mind shortly after?

Alcoholism causes dementia.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Alcoholism causes dementia.

What? No. I don't remember ever hearing about that before............... wait.... oh poo poo.

edit:

Looks like one of Trump's heroes might have a valid rival.

Erdogan's rival leads in Istanbul in high-stakes Turkey vote

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/erdogan-battles-key-rival-turkeys-local-elections-2024-03-31/

quote:

Istanbul Mayor Ekrem Imamoglu led a challenger from President Tayyip Erdogan's AK Party in local elections on Sunday, an initial count showed, in a potential boost for the Turkish opposition's effort to reassert itself as a political force.
In another blow to Erdogan, in the nation's second-largest city Ankara, incumbent opposition mayor Mansur Yavas declared victory over his AK Party (AKP) challenger less than three hours after polls closed in the nationwide municipal vote.

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Mar 31, 2024

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Alcoholism causes dementia.

He did actually fall down (I believe in the shower) and hit his head real hard one time, too

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

cr0y posted:

Did Rudy fall down the stairs or something and totally lose his mind shortly after?

terrorists crashed two planes into his mind in the early 00s

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ShaykhSulaiman/status/1774446803477483642

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Hope there is an error with the anesthesia and he just never wakes up

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:

Majere
Oct 22, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)


I wish someone would post the evidence page where this loving jackass listed it for $18 million on his own statements of finacial condition every time this loving jackass screeches about where the judge got this number from.

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


cr0y posted:

Sup PSU goon. I remember their was always that guy by old main constantly ranting about some insane Jesus poo poo but it was a long time ago and I can't remember what particular flavor of crazy he was.

Another PSU goon here. That was Gary, the Willard Preacher. He is Greek Orthodox. Pretty cool guy to talk with actually.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Christians subsuming a floating holiday and then complaining bitterly when it intersects other days of recognition on the calendar is the most Christian poo poo ever

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

quote:

St Agatha February 5th breast cancer, earth quakes, natural disaters, sterility, fire prevention, jewelers, martyrs, nurses, rape victims,
St Albert November 15th medical technicians, scientists, philosophers, schoolchildren, students
St Alexander of Alexandria February 26th doctor of the church
St Andrew November 30th anglers, singers, unmarried women, women wanting to become mothers, against sore throats, gout
St Anne July 26th against poverty, carpenters, equestrians, pregnancy, miners, seamstresses, homemakers, grandparents
St Anthony June 13th starvation, American Indians, elderly, fishermen, lost articles, sailors, travellers, poor
St Apollonia February 9th tooth disease, toothache, dentist
St Agustine August 28th sore eyes, brewers, printers, theologians
St Barbara December 4th fires, storms, architects, artillery, construction workers, firefighters, stone masons
St Benedict July 11th kidney disease, poisoning, school children
St Benjamin March 31st deacons
St Bernadette April 16th poverty, sickness, shepherds, poor,
St Bernard August 20th beekeepers, bee, candlemakers,
St Blaise February 3rd throats diseases, coughs, veterinarians, animals, builders, carvers
St Boniface June 5th brewers, file cutters, tailors
St Brendan May16th boatmen, mariners, sailors, travellers, whales,
St Camillus July 14th illness, sickness, hospitals, hospital workers, nurses
St Catherine April 29th illness, fires, miscarriages, sickness, temptations, firefighters, nurses, ridiculed people
St Catherine Laboure November 28th miraculous medal,
St Celcilia November 22nd composers, music, musicians, poets, singers, martyrs
St Charles November 4th abdominal pain, colic, intestinal disorders, ulcers, bishops, catechists, catechumens, seminarians, spiritual leaders
St Christopher July 25th bad dreams, epilepsy, floods, sotrms, toothache, archers, truck drivers, gardeners, travellers, motorist
St Clare of Assisi August 11th eyes, embroiderers, telephones, television, weather, gilders, goldsmiths, laundry workers,
St Cosmas September 26th blindness, barbers, chemical industry, doctors, pharmacist, physicians, surgeons
St Damian September 26th blindness, barbers, chemical industry, doctors, pharmacist, physicians, surgeons
St Daniel July 21st prophet
St David December 29th poets
St Dennis October 9th headaches, hydrophobia, rabies, strife, possessed people
St Dominic August 8th astronomers, astronomy, scientists, falsely accused people
St Dorothy February 6th brewers, brides, florists, gardeneres, midwives, newlyweds
St Dymphna May 15th epilepsy, mental illness, psychiatrist, therapist, family happiness, neurological disorders
St Edith Stein August 9th death of parents, martyrs, europe
St Edward October 13th difficult marriages, kings, separated spouses
St Elizabeth Ann Seton January 4th death of children and parents, in-law issues, widows, apostleship of the sea
St Elizabeth of Hungary November 17th bakers, brides, charities, homeless, hospitals, widows, toothaches
St Florian May 4th against battle, against drowning, fire, floods, brewers, firefighters,
St Frances Cabini December 22nd malaria, emigrants, orphans
St Francis Assisi October 4th animals, ecologist, environment, families, merchants, peace, zoos
St Francis de Sales January 24th deafness, educators, journalist, teachers, writers
St Francis Xavier December 3rd missionaries, navigators, african, black, parish missions, plague,
St Gabriel September 29th broadcasters, clergy, diplomats, post office, postal services, television, telephones, radio
St Genesius August 25th actors, attorneys, clowns, comedians, converts, dancers, musicians, printers
St George April 23rd herpes, plague, skin diseases, archers, butchers, farmers, equestrians, soldiers, shepherds
St Gerard October 16th childbirth, children, expectant mothers, motherhood, unborn, pro-life
St Gregory September 3rd plague, educators, papcy, popes, schoolchildren, singers, students, teachers
St Helen August 18th archeologists, converts, difficult marriages, divorced people
St Hubert November 3rd archers, dogs, hunters, forest workers, mathematicians, opticians,
St Isidore April 4th computer users, technicians, internet, schoolchildren, students
St Ives February advocates, judges
St James May 3rd pharmacists
St Jason July 12th converts
St Joan of Arc May 30th prisoners, soldiers, martyrs
St John Berchman November 26th altar servers, eucharistic ministers
St John Bosco January 31st apprentices, editors, hispanic youth, schoolchildren, students
St John Neumann January 5th redemptorist, students
St John of God March 8th alcoholism, illness, firefighters, heart patients, nurses, publishers,
St John the Baptist August 29th epilepsy, hailstorms, baptism, bird dealers, converts, motorways, printers, tailors
St John the Evangelist December 27th againist burns, poisoning, art dealers, authors, booksellers, editors, engravers, friendship, theologians
St Joseph March 19th carpenters, emigrants, families, fathers, laborers, expectant mothers,social justice, travellers
St Joseph the Workers May 1st laboreres, working people
St Joseph Cupertino September 18th air travellers, pilots, air crew, astronauts, aviators, paratroopers, students
St Joshua September 1st reading, literature, intelligence professionals
St Jude October 28th desperate situations, forgotten causes, hospitals, hospital workers, impossible causes, lost causes
St Julia May 22nd tortured victims
St Justin June 1st apologists, lecturers, orators, philosophers, speakers
St Katharine Drexel March 3rd betterment of those called to serve
St Kevin June 3rd blackbirds, Ireland
St Kilian July 8th rheumatism, gout,
St Lawrence August 10th archivists, brewers, butchers, chefs, comedians, deacons, librarians, poor, restaurants
St Lazarus February 23rd poor, sick
St Louise March 15th sad children, loss of parents, rejected, illness, social workers, widows
St Lucia December 13th blindness, eyes, sore throats, authors, poor, stained glass workers, writers
St Luke October 18th artist, bookbinders, brewers, butchers, doctors, glass makers, goldsmiths painters,
St Margaret October 16th polio, death of parents
St Maria Faustina October 5th lymphedema, heart conditions, milroy's disease
St Maria Goretti July 6th poverty, children, youth, poor, rape
St Mark April 25th impenitence, insect bites, struma, attorney's, prisoners, notaries, lions
St Martha July 29th butlers, cooks, housewives, maids, servants, serveres, travellers
St Martin de Porres November 3rd african-americans, barbers, social justice, hair stylist, poor, public education, racial harmony, television
St Mary Magdalene July 22nd sexual temptation, converts, pharmacist, penitent sinners, perfumers
St Matthew September 21st accountants, bankers, guards, security guards, security forces, stock brokers
St Maximilian kolbe August 14th drug addicts, families, prisoners, journalist, pro-life
St Michael September 29th ambulance drivers, artists, bakers, bankers, battle, grocers, mariners, paramedics, police, radiologist, sailors, soldiers
St Nicholas December 6th against imprisonment, against robbers, archers, brides, captives, children, fishermen, grooms, judges, merchants, pharmacist, poor
St Patrick March 17th against snakes, against snake bites, engineers, ophidiophobia
St Paul June 29th against snakes, authors, evangelist, journalist, musicians, publishers, reporters, rope makers, saddlers, writers
St Peregrine May 1st against cancer, skin diseases, AIDS
St Peter June 29th feet, fever, bakers, bridge builders, clock makers, anglers, locksmiths, masons, ship builders, shoemakers, watch makers
St Philip May 3rd hatters, pastry chefs
St Philomena August 11th barrenness, infertility, mental illness, infants, desperate causes, impossible causes, poor, priest, prisoners, students, youth
St Pio September 23rd civil defense volunteers, stress relief
St Raphael September 29th eye disease, mental illness, blind, doctors, pharmacist, love, lovers, nurses, physicians, travellers, young people
St Raymond January 7th attorney's, canonist, medical record librarians
St Richard April 3rd coachmen
St Rita May 22nd abuse victims, infertility, loneliness, desperate causes, difficult marriages, parenthood, widows
St Robert April 29th Catechist
St. Roch (San Roque) August 16th dogs, falsely accused people, invalids, diseased cattle, epidemics, knee, skin, plague, pestilence
St Rose August 23rd against vanity, embroiderers, florist, gardeners,
St Sarah August 19th laughter, music,
St Scholastica February 10th storms, convulsive children, nuns
St Sebastian January 20th cattle, plague. Archers, athletes, gardeners, gunsmiths, hardware stores, ironmongers, masons, police, soldiers
St Stephen December 26th headaches, casket makers, deacons, horses, masons
St Teresa of Avila October 15th illness, headaches, parent protector, need of grace, religious order life
St Theresa of Lisieux February 3rd coughs, throat diseases, animals, builders, veterinarians
St Thomas Aquinas January 28th academics, storms, apologists, chastity, colleges, philosophers, publishers, scholars, schools, students, theologians, universities
St Thomas More June 22nd adopted children, court clerks, large families, lawyers, politicians, step-parents, widowers
St Thomas the Apostle July 3rd blindness, doubt, architects, builders, geometricians, masons, surveyors
St Timothy May 3rd blind, architects, carpenters, masons,
St Valentine of Rome February 14th couples, epilepsy, fainting, bee keepers, engaged couples, happy marriages, love, lovers, travellers, young people
St Veronica July 12th laundry workers, photographers
St Vianney August 4th confessors, priest
St Vincent de Paul September 27th charities, horses, hospital workers, hospitals, lost articles, prisoners, spiritual help, volunteers
St William June 20th adopted children
St William of Vercelli June 25th health, prosperity, healing, relationships, stomach illnesses, depression, adoption, cancer
St Zachary November 5th peace, coming of messiah

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Answer for them: "No."

And, again, we can already see what a peabrain they are because "for Christian's"

Thi's i's not how you have to end all word's that end with an S, dude's.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

nobodygetshurt posted:

" i just want a child bearing housewife who isn't obsessed with De La Soul's 'stakes is high' album, and who supports my aspirations of being an executioner IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR"

“Finally a tradwife who likes country music and white living!”

*Beyoncé’s Texas hold em begins playing*

“Nooooooooo-

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Wrap it up, Biden has lost





kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

A poo poo-ton of days of Saints

Sorry dude. They said Christian and those are obviously all Catholic

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Oh no Biden has lost the coveted "douchebag in parking lot wearing sunglasses" demographic

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

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kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!
I can't wait for the White Christian Rage when they realize what day Easter lands on next year....

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Conservatives desperately want this to be a major scandal for Biden because they can't understand empathy or history

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I went to the Easter coffee shop and they are saying “no more trans!”

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Alan Smithee posted:

I went to the Easter coffee shop and they are saying “no more trans!”

Better be trans on Tuesday and Wednesday, I just booked a return ticket.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

St James May 3rd pharmacists

I think he’s earned that for putting up with Clarkson and Hammond for so long.

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice
Did yall hear Joe Biden was so offended at Christians celebrating Easter on the day of transgender visibility that he literally changed the date of Easter next year? And the icing on the cake, he moved it to the disgusting Marijuana celebration holiday. Can he just give Christians a break for once??

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





who the gently caress is talking about politics at easter brunch? wait, who the gently caress is having brunch on easter? a bunch of loving assholes? oh.. wait. yeah. okay nevermind.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)




I thought Elliot Rodger was dead

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

kuarduck posted:

I can't wait for the White Christian Rage when they realize what day Easter lands on next year....

Hiter’s birthday? They’ll be thrilled actually

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

MrQwerty posted:

I thought Elliot Rodger was dead

that's right, dead serious about shooting people in happy relationships

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Today is also National Bunsen Burner day! How could Biden forget!

*heating up a test tube of something to celebrate*

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
I 1000% guarantee kone of these idiots will remember this or care by November.

They seem really desperate for a scandal while their big wet boy spends the next 6 months in court.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Is there any evidence of Donnie actually shouting?

And the front runner of the Republican Party

I mean since the dawn of the internet it's been pretty widely understood and accepted that all caps equates to the text form of shouting

Synesthesian Fetish
Apr 29, 2008

Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.
Trump has posted over 70 times today. Not sure if it's to flood his account to dilute it from the hog tie thing, trying to make it more relevant after the stock went public, or he's just an angry bitter old man seeking attention

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





we all forgetted that obamna wore his tan suit for.. EASTER

but also lol that ron just keeps getting cooked by this guy

https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1774532770574029152

Text: This is a pretty good shot of something tailors call "balance." The "balance" of a coat refers to a few things, one of which includes making sure the coat's hem hangs evenly. The front can be lower than the back (common in RTW), but the back should never be lower than the front

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

Trump has posted over 70 times today. Not sure if it's to flood his account to dilute it from the hog tie thing, trying to make it more relevant after the stock went public, or he's just an angry bitter old man seeking attention

That is just how he posts. For every weird all caps rant he makes, he does a hundred retweets of dumb poo poo

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Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

Trump has posted over 70 times today.

WORKING HARD, THANK YOU

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