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This is going to be legendary you guys. Apes together strong. It's gonna be like Gamestop all over again!!
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:26 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 11:08 |
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Trump will check in to treatment for affluenza, and all will be forgiven
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:28 |
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THE DRUGS ARE WEARING OFF
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:28 |
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Headlines are starting to pop up saying like "DJT down 25%!" so I bet that'll make some people out there go "ooo I'll go buy that dip" and there'll be a tiny lil bump disclaimer I don't know anything about this poo poo
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:28 |
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I made a couple hundred bucks off Reddit's IPO launch a couple weeks ago, and I used that two hundo to buy TRUMP! when it dipped to the lowest at $45.50-ish. I have now made back in profit since it's back up to $47, and I'm going to sell the stock. Donald just retroactively paid for my account, THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT!
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:28 |
They send a "billionaire" money, buy his lovely merch, and put their hard earned money into bogus stock. Then when they are down for the year, they blame Biden and immigrants.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:29 |
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Waffle House posted:This is going to be legendary you guys. Apes together strong. It's gonna be like Gamestop all over again!! In that like 90% of people who poured all their money into it got loving hosed?
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:29 |
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:I made a couple hundred bucks off Reddit's IPO launch a couple weeks ago, and I used that two hundo to buy TRUMP! when it dipped to the lowest at $45.50-ish. I have now made back in profit now that it's up to $47, and I'm going to sell the stock. Donald just retroactively paid for my account, THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT! what about after taxes?
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:29 |
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MattO posted:Headlines are starting to pop up saying like "DJT down 25%!" so I bet that'll make some people out there go "ooo I'll go buy that dip" and there'll be a tiny lil bump Today's #1 Loser: DJT (-25%)
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:29 |
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It astounds me how many "the emperor isn't wearing any clothes!" moments there have been with Trump. Just nakedly obvious instances, of which there are hundreds if not thousands, when it becomes clear the man is a bumbling narcissist with the intelligence of a 10 year old. And people still think he's loving slaving away trying to help the little guy. Dude wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:29 |
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nine-gear crow posted:In that like 90% of people who poured all their money into it got loving hosed? SCHLONGED
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:30 |
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isnt a short the price crashing? lol at the last several years having the stupidiest people learning fin. vocab words and thinking theyre magic spells.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:30 |
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Aramis posted:Who's calling this turd a growth stock? Your post read like you thought the financials would improve because it is in its growth phase. If you weren’t making that point then my bad. Regardless, a healthy growth stock does not post a going concern notice days after its IPO lmao https://x.com/JCOviedo6/status/1774766071364436190?s=20
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:32 |
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CNBC is reporting that the loss is because of Trump’s bleak $58M loss with Truth Social but if anyone actually believes for a second that any rationality is applied with regards to this stock, please DM me so I can sell you my mangosteen farm, tyvm. Also $39.4 million in interest expense is exactly how I’d expect a Trump business to run, so I’m not sure who on Wall Street would be surprised by this. Dude’s up to his bad haircut in debt, why on earth would an investor expect this to be different is beyond me.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:33 |
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Seph posted:Your post read like you thought the financials would improve because it is in its growth phase. If you weren’t making that point then my bad. I was just saying that I was expecting a lot worse, not that it's particularly great. E: but yeah, on second thought, I can see how I may have given that impression. Aramis fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Apr 1, 2024 |
# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:33 |
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BUY THE DIPpoo poo's worthless stock
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:33 |
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Speaking as a totally uninformed dumbass I don’t think there is a bump once the stock drops enough unless some dark money investors decide to prop it up for political favor (and even that seems like a losing bet). Some gullible retail investor MAGA dummies might desperately throw their savings at it to help out their best buddy DJT but that’s a drop in the bucket at this point. Everyone else probably got in on day 1 and they’re already out or desperately trying to be out by now
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:33 |
Aramis posted:These are much better than I anticipated tbh. A social networks' costs are not that relevant during its growth phase, and I'm shocked they've managed to convince advertisers to spend 4 Mil. It's awful when you pair it with this article showing their monthly active users are down over 50% vs last year
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:34 |
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so now that truth social is public, do you think they'll have to moderate trumbo? if so huge LOL.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:34 |
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Seph posted:Your post read like you thought the financials would improve because it is in its growth phase. If you weren’t making that point then my bad. Psssh! Accountants—what do they know?
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:35 |
Seph posted:Your post read like you thought the financials would improve because it is in its growth phase. If you weren’t making that point then my bad. Hahahaha I started reading this assuming it was going to be a statement of reassurance, like "hey guys don't worry, I know things look bad but we audited the financials and trust us, we are going to continue as a going concern" But lmao it's way not that
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:35 |
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We'll see if he thinks this is a going concern after your favorite president (TRUMP!) posts a picture of his daughter (A BIG DEMOCRAT THE BIGGEST YOU HAVE EVER SEEN)
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:35 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:so now that truth social is public, do you think they'll have to moderate trumbo? if so huge LOL. Moderate trumbo sounds like a metal gear character
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:36 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:36 |
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The drop off is not just because they showed that they are losing money, it's because anyone who bought it not just because of a blind support of Trump might be a bit worried about this: https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/trump-media-auditor-warns-losses-raise-doubt-company-rcna145831 quote:Trump Media listed its largest expense for the year as interest payments totaling more than $39 million.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:36 |
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Strong Sauce posted:what about after taxes? I actually made roughly ~$19 so that'll cover the taxes on my . I'm now posting on Donald's dime.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:36 |
So are the MAGAs going knives-out trying to find out if it is ANTIFA or Soros or the Deep State or Obama to blame for driving the price down?
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:37 |
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Lifespan posted:The drop off is not just because they showed that they are losing money, it's because anyone who bought it not just because of a blind support of Trump might be a bit worried about this: Borgers
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:37 |
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where are all the REAL MEN that know about real drill bits https://twitter.com/Gilofthepeople/status/1774745244581474756
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:38 |
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Trump lost his dollars. I'm LOLing fine. If Donald's involved there's probably crime.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:38 |
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Constantly on the cusp of violent but infirm, aging pensioner revolution because, no poo poo, we just flatly suck
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:39 |
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:I actually made roughly ~$19 so that'll cover the taxes on my . If you lose money on this make sure you blame BIDEN because that's what everyone else will do!
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:40 |
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Lifespan posted:The drop off is not just because they showed that they are losing money, it's because anyone who bought it not just because of a blind support of Trump might be a bit worried about this: Lmao, this is exactly what going public is supposed to address: generate operating revenues by diluting ownership. But everyone involved is so loving greedy that the idea of using the raised money to operate the company isn't even conceivable.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:42 |
nobodygetshurt posted:where are all the REAL MEN that know about real drill bits Spoken like a true purveyor of one-liners on twitter
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:42 |
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PhazonLink posted:isnt a short the price crashing? A short is basically a bet against the stock - you are saying “I don’t think the stock is worth the price that it’s at, I think it’s worth less” and through a variety of options/mechanisms if you’re right you make money. So if you’re short, you’re very happy if/when the stock crashes because that means you’re making money. In this case, short options are prohibitively expensive because a) everyone & their brother knows that there’s absolutely nothing behind this stock wrt company/users/sales/etc and that eventually it’s all going to turn into a smoking crater b) everyone & their brother also knows this is a meme stock and insanely risky/volatile to try and game out
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:43 |
idiotsavant posted:A short is basically a bet against the stock - you are saying “I don’t think the stock is worth the price that it’s at, I think it’s worth less” and through a variety of options/mechanisms if you’re right you make money. So if you’re short, you’re very happy if/when the stock crashes because that means you’re making money. Yeah the fun thing about a short is that you can lose infinite money If you buy high and the stock crashes, the most you can lose is what you already paid. Even if it goes to $0 you can write off your investment and that's the end of it. If you short a stock and then it goes TO DA MOON, you are loving ruined
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:44 |
The price is going to swing wildly because the company is a rusty bucket of dog vomit and people are only buying/selling shares in increasingly complicated schemes to get rich quick by loving over everyone else involved.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:49 |
Put options are a bit pricey unless you wanna buy below ~33 strike. I punted a 28 for funsies. This Friday expiry.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:50 |
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Iirc “unlimited losses” is naked shorting which is insane unless you’re just a rich degen but I think puts are more protected? I think it’s been put options that are specifically at impossible terms right now though cause everyone is like “yeah nah that stock is trash lol no bet”
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:50 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 11:08 |
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idiotsavant posted:Iirc that’s naked shorting but I think puts are more protected? I think it’s been put options that are specifically at impossible terms right now though cause everyone is like “yeah nah that stock is trash lol no bet” Puts are more protected because you pay for the risk up-front. So you lose out on some potential profit in exchange for not having to deal with infinite potential losses. With a naked short, you make money as soon as you enter your position, and then figure out how much of it you get to keep at a later time (that amount being potentially negative)
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:52 |