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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64, rox)
 
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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012


Lmfao

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

me and the boys gonna give that crab a new orleans welcome



Shard
Jul 30, 2005


magical



NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Pulling this out of a black back during the match, met with gasps and “you sick gently caress” chants

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

[realizing im in a tag match against kfg] wait

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Just so you know Neo, we boil em alive first then we eat em.



Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Go traditional

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

my go to list





Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Shard posted:

Just so you know Neo, we boil em alive first then we eat em.

They scream when they are being cook Neo. It's actually air escaping the shell, just like the air escaping THAT DICK's ENLARGED BY SPECIAL EFFECTS LUNGS
I'll cook you Neo, and I won't eat you, because I'm a vegetarian!

No PMs will ever get to CAV after this!

IGgy, you're cool


Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Iggy you're a skeleton, who ever been afraid of a skeleton?! Gonna have your rear end like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-J9nxpwehI&t=58s



Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

That DICK! posted:

[realizing im in a tag match against kfg] wait

lmfao

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

I have the power of The Big Orange Machine, the awe-inspiring size of The Kid, and the immortal resilience of the undead at my side...

I'm not afraid anymore! I said: I'm not afraid anymore! D'you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

neoaxd posted:

I have the power of The Big Orange Machine, the awe-inspiring size of The Kid, and the immortal resilience of the undead at my side...

I'm not afraid anymore! I said: I'm not afraid anymore! D'you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!

Paging Snooze re: Donnie Darko.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZVu7Mx0sC0


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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


I only post pro-crab comics.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

NienNunb posted:

Pulling this out of a black back during the match, met with gasps and “you sick gently caress” chants



Lol that's psycho poo poo, don't do it we're all just trying to have a good time. Think of the children.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




CubicalSucrose posted:

Paging Snooze re: Donnie Darko.

Pretty sure that was a Home Alone quote when he goes into the basement with the scary furnace. :colbert:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Not me though, Im not a scary furnace.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

i don't think i have been created yet but as i am from louisiana i will hit the crab outta nowhere with a wooden paddle to knock him into the boil pot

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

i don't think i have been created yet but as i am from louisiana i will hit the crab outta nowhere with a wooden paddle to knock him into the boil pot

I got you fam, gonna pull a picnic table from under the ring.



Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

i don't think i have been created yet but as i am from louisiana i will hit the crab outta nowhere with a wooden paddle to knock him into the boil pot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSEmdH5WhY4&t=2272s

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

i don't think i have been created yet but as i am from louisiana i will hit the crab outta nowhere with a wooden paddle to knock him into the boil pot

you are but you're name is banned from wwe 2k24 (profane & breaks the game)

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
im gonna do the impossible this season... I'm gonna give the stinkface... THROUGH A TABLE!


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
also i want it to be known waitlist people that are booked for SAW Underground is all you're getting booked on until SAW officially starts and people get deathmatched off the roster

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

KungFu Grip posted:



Tuesday April 2nd, at 9pm EST, SAW Underground will be live @ twitch.tv/mrkungfugrip

Anything goes and anyone can appear in the SAW UNDERGROUND. You Show Up, You Fight!

Women's Gauntlet ELIMINATOR - Timed Entrances Pins and Submissions Only
Hostile V vs Subjunctive vs. HelloIAmYourHeart vs. Furnaceface vs. baka vs. Coward

1 v 1 Normal Singles
Mr Hootington vs. ddinkins

Elimination 3 Way Tornado Tag
sb hermit & namtab vs. Toph Bei Fong & Megamissen vs. Zoya & barnold

Normal Tag Match
Two Best Pals (Machete Zombie & Tawal) vs. Empty Sandwich & Vincent Van Goatse

Extreme Rules
Snooze Cruise vs. Second Hand Meat Mouth

8 Man Over the Top Battle Royal
Danaru vs. The Chad Jihad vs. evobatman vs. Jeremor vs. Kild vs. Insetik vs. ilmucche vs. spatial trait

WAR GAMES
Anti Crab Alliance - KungFu Grip, NienNunb, Shard, Majinfoose vs. Team Crab - neoaxd, Cavauro, IGgy IGsen, That Dick!

Finally a good booker

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

I could stay on the low country boil page forever


Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

My extremely durable face will do its damnedest to last as long as I can until I inevitably tap out.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Hostile V posted:

My extremely durable face will do its damnedest to last as long as I can until I inevitably tap out.

I believe in you friend

Shions of Qud





baka of lathspell
Jan 1, 2022

KungFu Grip posted:

Anything goes and anyone can appear in the SAW UNDERGROUND. You Show Up, You Fight!

Women's Gauntlet ELIMINATOR - Timed Entrances Pins and Submissions Only
Hostile V vs Subjunctive vs. HelloIAmYourHeart vs. Furnaceface vs. baka vs. Coward

MacheteZombie posted:

Finally a good booker

can't wait to show the underground what dork order is really all about


join dork order
sig by ??? (<3 u)

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Missed the stream, but I'm glad My Guy Who Is Actually Definitely Me managed to pull victory from the jaws of defeat by... mostly getting beaten up while his teammate did all the work.

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Hazamuth
May 9, 2007

the original bugsy

A win is a win, goddamnit

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