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Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT

Dementropy posted:

Yeah, but why? I thought Cassidy announced he wasn't seeking re-election a LONG time ago.

Because him not running mama a chance for them to lose the seat too a democrat. Any Republican not running for re-election is a traitor.

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

that saying about how -imperial wars eventually find their way home,- the gop, as a home, had this coming for decades.

Got a name for that quote, sailor?

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Goatse James Bond posted:

I'm not sure too many of the bad things about Florida politics especially impact a property in the middle of nowhere, tbh.

I'm not going to buy property and vacation in a state where half my best friends can't go because desantis is doing his best to make trans people illegal.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

staberind posted:

Much like Don's "Underlying Value"

Don's value is solely in over lying.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Serious_Cyclone posted:

“If your 401k isn’t being used to pump this up you’re doing it wrong”

JFC :lol:

It feels like something word for word I would have posted as an agent provocateur so these fucks lose their retirement and die slumped over as a restaurant dishwasher.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
:smugdon: My most valuable asset is my BRAND

Followed by an IPO that is entirely staked on his brand and in a nosedive

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Scags McDouglas posted:

It feels like something word for word I would have posted as an agent provocateur so these fucks lose their retirement and die slumped over as a restaurant dishwasher.

If he has a single talent it’s ferreting out every last nickel from these rubes. They exhaust their after-tax earnings paying into his warchest for maybe/not campaign costs, so now all that’s left is tax-advantaged accounts and here comes TRUMP: The Stock

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





ah gently caress nvm.

Strong Sauce fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Apr 2, 2024

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007








kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Strong Sauce posted:

after hours, but nonetheless. lmao



Is this some kind of April Fools joke?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





kazil posted:

Is this some kind of April Fools joke?

sorry read the wrong thing!

edit: searching "DJT stock Nasdaq" on google does not actually show you DJT stock from Nasdaq. Good going Google

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Froghammer posted:

If Apes start glomming onto DJT as the next meme stock it would be the funniest possible timeline
Christ alive I'm watching it happen in real time

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
They think genuine stock certificates are still a thing

Vakal
May 11, 2008

jokes posted:

by diablo 2 rules that means it's actually a bit better than other, similar versions

it is also, unfortunately, unrepairable and will only ever degrade

Don't worry, Trump has a legit, self-found Zod rune sitting in his stash.

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

These people buying 10 shares can absolutely not afford to eat poo poo on this stock when it tanks and their platform goes, "whoopsiedoodle, you can't sell by mashing the button currently." Wasn't it Robinhood that did that to people?
My brother was trying to convince me to dump money into Robinhood a couple years ago when he was buying dogecoin. That tells you everything you need to know about him.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lmao GAG EXPANDED

ianskate
Sep 22, 2002

Run away before you drown!

Froghammer posted:

Christ alive I'm watching it happen in real time

:lmao: and if (when) it crashes and burns and they lose their life savings, 401k, etc it'll still very obviously be all diamond joe brandon and the leftist commies fault. Somehow.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

otter posted:

These people buying 10 shares can absolutely not afford to eat poo poo on this stock when it tanks and their platform goes, "whoopsiedoodle, you can't sell by mashing the button currently." Wasn't it Robinhood that did that to people?
My brother was trying to convince me to dump money into Robinhood a couple years ago when he was buying dogecoin. That tells you everything you need to know about him.
Robinhood turned off the buy button because thousands of randos buying $300 Gamestop stock strained their liquidity. The real danger is that the people buying ten shares are true believers and won't sell ever, which means they're never seeing that money again.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!



Down 21% in a day. Let me tell you how this is bad for Biden

e: search better scrub

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


I wonder what percentage of these people are even buying stock of their own and who are just weird assholes trying to goad someone dumber than them into putting their life savings into this because they think it helps trump.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i don't know, i'm very impressed by the person up $30k in just 29 days on his djt stock. that's pretty good for such a short time.

also this is the same thing trump's dad did: just walked into trump's casino, bought millions in chips, and just left.
trump's new and original plan is to have millions of his followers walk into his new gambling hall, buy millions of shares, and just leave.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Please forgive my ignorance.

But it was my understanding that Trump was actually quite good at Golf. And didn't need to cheat as often and blatantly as he does.

So what's going on here?

ianskate
Sep 22, 2002

Run away before you drown!

BrigadierSensible posted:

Please forgive my ignorance.

But it was my understanding that Trump was actually quite good at Golf. And didn't need to cheat as often and blatantly as he does.

So what's going on here?

Either the drugs are wearing off, or he's actually not very good and is also a blatant cheater. The latter (and actually the former too) are probably the case.

That swing is absolute garbage. But we also don't know the full context of the clip, and there's very little footage of him really playing, so it's suspicious regardless.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

BrigadierSensible posted:

Please forgive my ignorance.

But it was my understanding that Trump was actually quite good at Golf. And didn't need to cheat as often and blatantly as he does.

So what's going on here?

He's a known liar who lies about everything and everyone around him constantly lies to cover up for his many insecurities.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I think it’s really he’s a pretty decent golfer for a fat 77 year old rear end in a top hat. Those guys are usually hilariously bad and he’s just kinda sorta bad.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
I always I enjoy the latest rant from Christopher Titus....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSsD81Mu29M

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-posts-175-million-bond-civil-fraud-case-averting-asset-seizures-2024-04-02/

Trump posts $175 million bond in civil fraud case, averting asset seizures

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Cool, so when is the appeal going to be denied?

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

so he bought a little time before he owes the rest, cause there's negative chance he wins that appeal

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Vernii posted:

Haha, if this turns into a widespread thing the country is hosed; so much of the population will be convinced its a Democrat/deep state hoax to influence the elections in a repeat of 2020, and so many others will be like, 'its just the flu' and not take it seriously.

It's had 60 per cent mortality in other cases, and if it's that bad and spreads like COVID, the U.S. will be obliterated. Won't have a chance.

The chuds will fight tooth and nail and refuse to do absolutely anything until it's far too late and a huge number will still refuse even then, and there enough of them that they'll spread the disease absolutely everywhere.

The only saving grace will be smart people doing the right thing and in the process saving themselves as much as they can, which will lead to a smarter population once the troglodytes have killed themselves off.

It'll be a reverse Idiocracy.

So go H5N1?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Did he post it himself or was it a loan? I'm curious who actually paid or if this material harms him

Asterite34
May 19, 2009




BOOOOOOOO! I wanted to see him getting evicted this month!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

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Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by


is this satire? The wiki doesn't say it is, but I'm struggling to believe it isn't.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

kazil posted:





Trump attacking his own party again

As a Louisianaian, gently caress you Trump.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
"Surely the guy who has gone bankrupt multiple times, has a decades long history as a con artist, and has lied about self funding his campaign twice already can be trusted."

These people are so loving stupid. It would be hilarious if the fate of the republic didn't hang in the balance.

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
Mourn not for the lols we have lost today, but think of the lols we will have in the future

Also today his new stock went down by over 20% anyway, which is still a pretty good lol

ianskate
Sep 22, 2002

Run away before you drown!
Meanwhile Alex Murdaugh just got 40 years in prison for financial crimes... not sure how this works. Which rich white guy gets a free crime pass and which one doesn't?

Admittedly I haven't followed that case so there's gotta be more to it than just stealing from his clients. Or maybe it was just that straight forward? Either way...

This news does not make me :lol: much.

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Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
So in other words, that Knight Specialty Insurance Company just bought Trump Tower for $175M and needs to wait a little bit to collect on it.

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