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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Punk is smart to do this today so when AJ or whoever points out how dumb it was he can play it off as an April fools joke

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

RBX posted:

Mox, the same dude who didn't wanna do the job so he HAD to beat an INJURED Punk for the title and make a dumb Rocky rehash "storyline".

Yea ok

Mox is Punk with slightly better PR and a 100x worse wrestling mind.

Jon Moxley is a better promo than Punk. Jon Moxley is a better wrestler than Punk. And Jon Moxley is a better person than Punk based on this singular instance alone.

https://twitter.com/dailyooze/status/1694132916849168686?s=46&t=gi5ni18UJOPrpEnxvZrIHQ

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


RBX posted:

Mox, the same dude who didn't wanna do the job so he HAD to beat an INJURED Punk for the title and make a dumb Rocky rehash "storyline".

Yea ok

Mox is Punk with slightly better PR and a 100x worse wrestling mind.

Yea ok

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh
Wait if Rock is the final boss then why is Roman the guy Cody has to beat to finish his story? What is Rock the final boss of?

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


SatoshiMiwa posted:

I think its clear Punk probably respects WWE guys more than guy who came up just via the indies/ROH/New Japan which is why he probably let Mox's line go but got super mad at Hangman

That or he thought Mox would legit choke him out

Hangman would still win a fight against Punk, but you can kind of understand why he thinks he might have a chance. He knows for a fact that Mox would beat the dogshit out of him, and everyone would take Mox's side.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

RBX posted:

Mox is Punk with slightly better PR and a 100x worse wrestling mind.

Dumbest take in this forum so far or nah?

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
wait, Punk got upset at the workers rights line? I thought it was some vague colt reference, lol

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Gorgolflox posted:

wait, Punk got upset at the workers rights line? I thought it was some vague colt reference, lol

Punk got so mad about Hangman going off script on him that he then proceeded to go off script and pubicly poo poo on the guy like half a dozen times AFTER Hangman apologized to him because this 45 year old man is physically incapable of not holding lifelong grudges over the pettiest poo poo imaginable

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Remember when Punk originally went crawling back to the fed but it didn’t count because it was technically working for Fox lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Seams posted:

Remember when Punk originally went crawling back to the fed but it didn’t count because it was technically working for Fox lol

truly being punk rock is definitely not getting owned because you can point to the tiny fine print

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Seams posted:

Remember when Punk originally went crawling back to the fed but it didn’t count because it was technically working for Fox lol

He's such a worm

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Long-Time Lurker posted:

Dumbest take in this forum so far or nah?

By far

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Punk is the living embodiment of the "Don't write in the paper that I'm mad" meme

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
WWE just secured the baddest rapper on the planet, WrestleMania is gonna be freakin sweet

https://twitter.com/ball_wire/status/1774946718565412938

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Tim Kaine in the membrane

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Beached Whale posted:

WWE just secured the baddest rapper on the planet, WrestleMania is gonna be freakin sweet

https://twitter.com/ball_wire/status/1774946718565412938

lmao

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Beached Whale posted:

WWE just secured the baddest rapper on the planet, WrestleMania is gonna be freakin sweet

https://twitter.com/ball_wire/status/1774946718565412938

Honest to God I was expecting Forgiatto Blow.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!
I don't even get why the workers rights thing upset Punk

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Grem posted:

I don't even get why the workers rights thing upset Punk

bad people get really upset when you put it out in the open that they're bad people

especially when they're trying to pretend to not be bad this time for like the fourth time

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Gorgolflox posted:

wait, Punk got upset at the workers rights line? I thought it was some vague colt reference, lol

Grem posted:

I don't even get why the workers rights thing upset Punk

the worker's rights line was a reference to colt lol thats why it set him off

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Alaois posted:

the worker's rights line was a reference to colt lol thats why it set him off

He thought it was a Colt reference but it was probably just a reference to Punk’s general
hypocrisy and lack of solidarity with his co workers in general

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Beached Whale posted:

WWE just secured the baddest rapper on the planet, WrestleMania is gonna be freakin sweet

https://twitter.com/ball_wire/status/1774946718565412938

Who is this?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Grem posted:

I don't even get why the workers rights thing upset Punk

His framing of it was that it "jeopardized a million-dollar gate," which means one of two things:

1) Punk thinks that Hanger going off-script would have justified Punk starting a fight, which could have gotten the headlining match canceled which would have affected the PPV
2) Punk thinks that the DoN 2022 ticket sales were built on the strength of Punk being a beloved babyface and Hangman throwing in an unauthorized disparaging line could have ruined Punk's characterization and jeopardized fan interest

The actual reason it upset Punk is that it was an insult toward him and he loves getting mad about stuff

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

AsInHowe posted:

Who is this?

Imagine if John Leguizamo was white

Uncle Ulty
Dec 12, 2006

Represent.

AsInHowe posted:

Who is this?

I think he had a guest appearance in a few episodes of House or something.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Power Windows posted:

Imagine if John Leguizamo was white

deeply disrespectful to John Leguizamo

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Power Windows posted:

John Leguizamo

I'm still annoyed he just disappeared from the john wick series after the second movie

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

AsInHowe posted:

Who is this?

remember that play american liberals got really really into in 2016

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Grem posted:

I don't even get why the workers rights thing upset Punk

Liberals get really mad when they're reminded that they're not as left as they think they are.

AsInHowe posted:

Who is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o10xcWo2k04

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Beached Whale posted:

WWE just secured the baddest rapper on the planet, WrestleMania is gonna be freakin sweet

https://twitter.com/ball_wire/status/1774946718565412938

it's true, i would have never guessed him.

i also never realized how much he looks like tom green.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

1glitch0 posted:

it's true, i would have never guessed him.

i also never realized how much he looks like tom green.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Great some more drama lol.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://x.com/KXNGAO/status/1774895495980208167?s=20

tfw piper didn’t draw big enough houses 😩

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Lil Wayne was on RAW just sitting in the back lol

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Eat My Fuc posted:

Lil Wayne was on RAW just sitting in the back lol

he's gonna work a match with lin-manuel miranda at wrestlemania

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Lol.

Also that boy Cody loves to get his rear end spanked on television.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Eat My Fuc posted:

Lol.

Also that boy Cody loves to get his rear end spanked on television.

Just like Dan Schneider and Vince McMahon, Cody loves airing his fetishes live on TV

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


I bet it shook Big Boy Phil to his core that Colt was being the bigger man.

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

I just don't know why you would admit to saying that. Like how do you think that makes you look good?

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Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

punks jungle jack story makes no sense. how would breaking a window with a pipe get him a few weeks off?

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