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Regalingualius posted:https://twitter.com/joekassabian/status/1775187855934914724?s=61&t=-vp9P7i8Kl2W3uKiLPEWrA Dude didnt just fail, he failed so hard that he cant apply again, its almost impressive.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:17
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Just thinking out loud here but I'm starting to think he was rejected from every college, not for the notoriety but because the screening process killed his profile on the test score before a human even had a chance to read his name.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:18
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SilentChaz posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1775145891336270125 No worries, they'll tell him to knock it off in a slightly firmer voice. Kyle couldn't ascend to jarhead. Does that make him a cuphead?
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Apr 2, 2024 17:18
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Too dumb for the Marines, smart enough to kill liberals. No wonder the radical right loves him
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Apr 2, 2024 17:18
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jokes posted:man it's shocking that a staunch, violent republican who looks like the stupidest rear end in a top hat ever formed from a blob of butter couldn't answer questions like "what does 'observe' mean?" Because none of the answers involved opening fire in a crowed area.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:19
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Jelly posted:No worries, they'll tell him to knock it off in a slightly firmer voice. It makes him a Cuphead reviewer.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:19
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Regalingualius posted:https://twitter.com/joekassabian/status/1775187855934914724?s=61&t=-vp9P7i8Kl2W3uKiLPEWrA On one hand I'm laughing, and glad to know he's legitimately a dumb poo poo. On the other hand I wonder if he legitimately has development issues and that's not funny at all.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:20
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Kyle Rittenhouse is dumber than a bag of dogshit and the Right tried to turn him into some kind of celebrity. 
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Apr 2, 2024 17:21
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pixaal posted:So this means he's going to jail until the trial is over right? no? What is the penalty for this? A stern finger wag? The judge will issue a ruling in two months as to whether or not a stern finger wag is appropriate, and order Trump’s lawyers to consider thinking about advising him to maybe not to do it again.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:22
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is that rittenhouse thing real, I don't know why that would just get released to someone in the public I mean it's not medical records or something but also like are people's military recruitment records just gettable like that?
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Apr 2, 2024 17:25
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Nelson Mandingo posted:On the other hand I wonder if he legitimately has development issues and that's not funny at all. Eh I still think if that were the case, he should have experienced a worse punishment than "exonerated, newly crowned rightwing celebrity". I'm going wayyyyyy off topic since we don't have a crime news subforum but Brandon Depa is being sentenced this month and he has every disorder imaginable, but he also nearly killed a teacher for taking away his Switch sooooo I def want people like that going somewhere sequestered, or at least something more than "freely wandering around in public". Stefan Prodan posted:I mean it's not medical records or something but also like are people's military recruitment records just gettable like that? Wouldn't shock me if it's a hoax but it's still a self-own on Kyle that everyone thinks it's perfectly plausible.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:27
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Kyle Rittenhouse is dumber than a bag of dogshit and the Right tried to turn him into some kind of celebrity. Well it’s worked before.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:27
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CommieGIR posted:Yeah the ASVAB is pretty since its largely about making sure you are at least semi-competent and to see what your skills are. When we were kids my sister was getting some minimum wage job and had to go in for an interview. I remember her complaining to my mom, "What's the point of an interview? It doesn't tell them anything about what kind of worker I'll be, it only tells them that I can pretend long enough to make it through the interview." My mom's response was, "And some people can't even do that!" I think about that a lot whenever any sort of minimum standard comes up.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:29
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spider-man is uniquely american because in any other country all the spider-people would have just went to the doctor after a spider-bite
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Apr 2, 2024 17:34
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Stefan Prodan posted:is that rittenhouse thing real, I don't know why that would just get released to someone in the public That and the editorializing about how badly he failed makes me suspect this is fake but it's still funny
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Apr 2, 2024 17:34
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The right needed Kyle to be a useful idiot but his ratio was waaaaay out of balance.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:35
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These censore bars are not effective.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:37
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The KKK scene from Django Unchained makes a lot more sense when you realize that loads of fascists are as bright as Rittenhouse.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:38
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free hubcaps posted:That and the editorializing about how badly he failed makes me suspect this is fake but it's still funny People can 100% get your military records. It's probably public knowledge / FOIA
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Apr 2, 2024 17:38
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I chose random answers, got 1/12, and it still wants me to enlist
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Apr 2, 2024 17:39
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credburn posted:These censore bars are not effective. I'll get his probe queued up. Hold on a few moments.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:39
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weg posted:The right needed Kyle to be a useful idiot but his ratio was waaaaay out of balance.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:40
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Seems pretty believable to me that someone who thought arming up and wading into civil unrest to "protect businesses" was a good loving idea and not a recipe for exactly what ended up happening would be too loving stupid to even be in the military.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:40
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funeral home DJ posted:The KKK scene from Django Unchained makes a lot more sense when you realize that loads of fascists are as bright as Rittenhouse. this. whenever i think of chuds. I always think of folks like my uncle, who are sorta smart enough to know their are problems with the world but are too loving dumb or angry to figure out what the problems are. that and it just ends up being weird contrarian weirdo poo poo. Now he thinks everything is a conspiracy and posts rumble poo poo all day. meanwhile the moderates like my dad who assumed the GOP would pick kasichs forever are horrofied and abandoned ship to either vote biden or not vote.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:42
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Grey Cat posted:Clearly I'm the kind of military genius that kyle wishes he could be. (I just don't know cars) 
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Apr 2, 2024 17:43
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Willatron posted:Seems pretty believable to me that someone who thought arming up and wading into civil unrest to "protect businesses" was a good loving idea and not a recipe for exactly what ended up happening would be too loving stupid to even be in the military. Yeah lol
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Apr 2, 2024 17:43
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Grey Cat posted:Clearly I'm the kind of military genius that kyle wishes he could be. (I just don't know cars) Congrats, we recommend you go in as 'OPEN - GENERAL', you'll get the best career field.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:45
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I got 0/12, I will be assigned the job of an SA mod
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Apr 2, 2024 17:46
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it would not surprise me if Rittenhouse was too dumb to pass the ASVAB while the powers that be were looking for a way to permanently disqualify him anyway, and he handed them a hole-in-one
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Apr 2, 2024 17:47
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InsertPotPun posted:spider-man is uniquely american because in any other country all the spider-people would have just went to the doctor after a spider-bite Not true. First, my mom would apply alcohol and the weird green ointment she got from the аптека and cover it with a hot black tea bag. She would then tell me to sit on the couch with a cabbage leaf on my forehead for an hour. Then Бабушка would rush over with her homemade mixture of farmer's cheese and honey. And then, a day later, when I start thwipping green ointment web all over the apartment and crawling on walls, AND ONLY THEN... ...then I would go to the doctor.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:48
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Lmao, too dumb for the Marines Can you FOYA his psych eval? Because I would be real curious about that one for Ole Kyle
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Apr 2, 2024 17:49
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MrQwerty posted:it would not surprise me if Rittenhouse was too dumb to pass the ASVAB while the powers that be were looking for a way to permanently disqualify him anyway, and he handed them a hole-in-one He took it and was disqualified prior to his murdering.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:51
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Apr 2, 2024 17:54
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Lord Harbor posted:When we were kids my sister was getting some minimum wage job and had to go in for an interview. I remember her complaining to my mom, "What's the point of an interview? It doesn't tell them anything about what kind of worker I'll be, it only tells them that I can pretend long enough to make it through the interview." The some people that can't even do that are either the smartest or the dumbest people too so its a toss up
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Apr 2, 2024 17:54
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wilderthanmild posted:He took it and was disqualified prior to his murdering.  Holy poo poo
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Apr 2, 2024 17:56
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wilderthanmild posted:He took it and was disqualified prior to his murdering. Hahaha oh god that makes it so much worse.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:58
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wilderthanmild posted:He took it and was disqualified prior to his murdering. No military, no college. I wonder if he'll stay barely afloat as an adjacent member of the rightwing grift machine (like posing with Black Rifle coffee) or if he's a few short years away from mowing lawns or washing dishes.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:59
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How long before he murders again?
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Apr 2, 2024 18:00
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Scags McDouglas posted:No military, no college. I wonder if he'll stay barely afloat as an adjacent member of the rightwing grift machine (like posing with Black Rifle coffee) or if he's a few short years away from mowing lawns or washing dishes. He'll probably end up like Zimmerman, alone and on the fringes of society after the limelight fades.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:00
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Failed Imagineer posted:,"...in 2024". Gavin obviously wasn't ruling out his inevitable bid Well yeah, next president does not take office until 2025.
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