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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:I am currently preparing for a potential scenario in which I am banging Sydney Sweeney. I will update thread soon. Intriguing username/post combo
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:I am currently preparing for a potential scenario in which I am banging Sydney Sweeney. I will update thread soon. The internet says her boobs are woke now
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Her boobs are pretty great whether they're woke or turbo-evangelical
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Black Sunshine posted:Funny how the Raiders would've been the preferred team in either market despite being a dumpster fire the last couple of decades. Even with the Rams having been in LA previously, the populace in general would've definitely preferred the Raiders coming back The dumbass Raiders could have had all of L.A. to themselves for 20+ years instead of forcing their way back to Oakland and ruining the Coliseum (especially for the A's when they still had decent ownership) all to loving spit on Oakland and leave again anyway. Once they left for L.A. they should have never went back. Apparently they seem to got a free pass from the fans out of Oakland as well. I say this as someone from NorCal that adopted these assclowns in 1974 
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Jim owns, I missed him in the NFL
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Jim "Hannibal" Harbaugh
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Keyser_Soze posted:The dumbass Raiders could have had all of L.A. to themselves for 20+ years instead of forcing their way back to Oakland and ruining the Coliseum (especially for the A's when they still had decent ownership) all to loving spit on Oakland and leave again anyway. Once they left for L.A. they should have never went back. Apparently they seem to got a free pass from the fans out of Oakland as well. I say this as someone from NorCal that adopted these assclowns in 1974 It's all about money. LA didn't come through with promises for luxury suites/renovations to the stadium so Davis hosed off back to Oakland where they hosed off to Vegas after the city wouldn't pay for a new stadium because they had more important things to worry about like infrastructure, education, social services and poo poo like that. I'm from far away so the moving never bothered me but I do always feel bad for local fans who get hosed because the NFL is a club full of greedy assholes that want socialism for themselves while everyone else should be crushed under the boot of capitalism.
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a neat cape posted:https://twitter.com/alexinsdorf99/status/1775241336725098539?t=2bS2i5By47oH9x4SWKcZNA&s=19 Well I ain’t Lightning McQueen over here.
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I apologize in advance for posting every bit of jim harbaugh that amuses me. It'll probably get annoying and I'm annoying anyway Bolt up
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a neat cape posted:I apologize in advance for posting every bit of jim harbaugh that amuses me. It'll probably get annoying and I'm annoying anyway It's the offseason It's the time to be hyped and post dumb poo poo
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a neat cape posted:I apologize in advance for posting every bit of jim harbaugh that amuses me. It'll probably get annoying and I'm annoying anyway Nah, keep posting them. I also find them amusing and we’ll need whatever football related stuff we can get soon enough. The alternative is continuing discussion of Sydney Sweeney  , which I’m pretty sure the mods would stop a lot sooner
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fartknocker posted:Nah, keep posting them. I also find them amusing and we’ll need whatever football related stuff we can get soon enough. https://twitter.com/krisrhim1/status/1775280390149963848?t=Ixb_4XmEjK_7SKPihzJ94w&s=19
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Catholics also think Jan 1st is the start of the new year as far as I know
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So he's saying I should've thrown a party today instead of playing video games. drat, I hosed up.
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kiimo posted:Catholics also think Jan 1st is the start of the new year as far as I know Yes it predates them as it’s from the Roman’s. Though they used to celebrate their new year two months later but changed it as it made war really difficult
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I can just picture Dan Campbell and Jim Harbaugh co-authoring a book called To Serve Man. It's a cookbook. Dan gives elaborate instructions on kneecaps, Jim tells you how to prepare the back.
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kiimo posted:Catholics also think Jan 1st is the start of the new year as far as I know pretty sure its when they start selling king cakes again
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a neat cape posted:I apologize in advance for posting every bit of jim harbaugh that amuses me. It'll probably get annoying and I'm annoying anyway A) It’s the offseason and B) if we endured that one guy that would share clips of every pass Mahomes made in training camp we can endure Harbs-posting
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CharlestheHammer posted:Yes it predates them as it’s from the Roman’s. Though they used to celebrate their new year two months later but changed it as it made war really difficult I figured he meant the liturgical year but no, that starts with Advent, which is pre-Christmas. I still respect the Romans for ending the year in December and not starting the new year until March, and think naming January and February were mistakes. Should've left 'em as nameless wastes.
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Freaquency posted:A) It’s the offseason and B) if we endured that one guy that would share clips of every pass Mahomes made in training camp we can endure Harbs-posting We should've listened to the GIFs.
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mcmagic posted:https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1775263841557115021 Except 2025 isn't looking so hot for QBs either. Though Darnold is a great way to tank for #1 fartknocker posted:Nah, keep posting them. I also find them amusing and we’ll need whatever football related stuff we can get soon enough. I like boobs
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mcmagic posted:https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1775263841557115021 Been seeing comments online about how the Vikings are going to draft JJ McCarthy and will probably win a super bowl his first year. Sometimes people make me question if we are even watching the same sport. Like the Vikings are an okay team but they are not a great one. They have one superstar in Justin Jefferson, a good free agent RB in Aaron Jones and mostly a bunch of JAGs outside of that. They've somehow convinced themselves that Cousins was horrible and with him gone they'll somehow be able to unlock all the amazing talent on the team. Wouldn't even be surprised if they could talk themselves into Darnold as well There was a fabulous article in the athletic the other day about butts. Some funny tidbits include Mike Mayock being the leader of the 'Cult of the Caboose' after referencing players rumps multiple times in draft analysis. That Bill Belichik would watch D linemen run the 40 from behind to see how big their asses were, then sign the biggest-assed players. Denver Broncos head strength coach used to tell 13 year old kids that 'You guys come in here and you have a flat can, then we don't want you'. Another strength coach actually told a friend that his 4 year old son would be strong, and when asked why pointed to his 'posterior chain'. Some funny euphemisms used in the league include 'woodhauler's rear end', 'high butt factor', 'bully back', and 'coca cola booty'. Apparently the best rear end in this class is Texas DL Byron Murphy. So obsessing over the bum in the NFL is nothing new, but talking about their back muscles... that's a new one for me.
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Mega64 posted:We should've listened to the GIFs. There was one from a preseason game, I can’t remember whether it was his rookie year or his second after they traded Alex Smith and he was gonna be the starter, where he had like a 70~ yard pass to Tyreek that I remember being widely discussed everywhere and then boom, it was happening in real games. I’m sure some Chiefs fan still has a folder of them somewhere. Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I like boobs  
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I don't want to admit how much I contributed to the great GIF summer
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Harlock posted:The Hunts might have to spring for a new locker room now If it was just for the Chiefs it would have passed. But it was primarily for the royals who had no specific proposal, and don’t actually have a binding proposal on the ballot. Just “give us money trust me bro” while sticking it in an area that would invoke demolishing a bunch of small local businesses instead of building it on the empty parking lots a few blocks away.
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Play posted:
Honestly seems like a natural progression to me. If you recognize that the rear end anchors the body, then you look next to the muscle chain that reinforces the torso.
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No Butt Stuff posted:If it was just for the Chiefs it would have passed. But it was primarily for the royals who had no specific proposal, and don’t actually have a binding proposal on the ballot. Just “give us money trust me bro” while sticking it in an area that would invoke demolishing a bunch of small local businesses instead of building it on the empty parking lots a few blocks away. Yeah and there is some hardcore bootlicking going on in all the threads about it. As if the Chiefs would leave KC, they'll just move to the Kansas side and build a gigantic stadium with a roof and have Super Bowls there and everyone will be fine, except some idiots from Raytown who vowed never to go across state line. Some people are big mad about that. It happens all over the country though, just ask Giants fans Asking lower middle class people to pay for stadiums is some bullshit though. I'd rather they did the sofi thing, make them privately fund it up front and then give them tax breaks later. It's not great but better than taxing the poor. Football is a religion anyway.
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Arrowhead is still leased through 2031, so plenty of time for Mahomes to bring more trophies to the city anyway. Sport stadiums are some of the biggest scams in America, and that covers a lot of ground. Regressive taxes to fund literal handouts to billionaires. Billionaires, who by the way, you will continue to pay exorbitant fees to each time you use the thing you helped pay to build. Good on the people of KC for having some self respect. Blind Pineapple fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Apr 3, 2024 |
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