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spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

looks like some work for norm at the trophy store

https://twitter.com/ItsWrestleWorld/status/1775337251947315418

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


elon is the speed champion

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

i think people in the future will find it strange that humans drove cars. especially the ones made by tesla

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Milo and POTUS posted:

https://old.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/comments/1bu3gjj/i_got_pulled_over_11_times_on_my_trip/

I thought this was absolutely hilarious, I hope it hasn't been posted yet


quote:

I also showed them all the hiding spots and did let them know the capabilities, in the hands of someone who knows what they are doing. Not the "pavement princesses" who get it stuck in some snow or mud, having never 4-wheeled before.

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

mcbexx posted:

FSD came out of beta and it's now called "FSD (Supervised)". So basically, you can use it as an autonomous Uber earning you money while you sleep aaaaaany minute now.

Also, it will be crushingly good.
Crushing skulls an other cars' hoods.
Unless it collides head-on with a Cybertruck, because a Cybertruck will win that fight.

Oh cool, so they will recognize FSD revenue when the 10Q comes out

I hope Oxnard is smiling down on the thread

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Through Elon all things are possible

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1774871838306226662?t=w4oW9c2wPyBoBv28Mk0Trg&s=19

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

spaceblancmange posted:

seth mcfarlane is a real person

he's woke

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

lol smuggling in shittier delorean + 'capabilities'
'follow it hard for like 15 minutes and it'll overheat into limp mode'

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Has Peter Griffin driven a Cybertruck

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

-guy who got fooled by a bunch of april fools tweets

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


"I taught the cops where to plant the drugs"

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Joementum posted:

Norm is a trophy store employee. I can’t wait to see all the one joke they get out of that premise.



gently caress yeah I’m a Chaz groupie too. Chaz just tell me where to throw the Molotov cocktails I’m on board.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Is Norm supposed to be like from cheers or is he just some random Norm?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Idiocracy was a documentary

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

to the joker, april fool's day is just april day

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

wow, two whole people?????

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Sir Tonk posted:

wow, two whole people?????

At the moment we really only know of two people working at twitter still. Possible by adding two people they're doubling the employee count!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
their names? go and gently caress yourself

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


he's right

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Milo and POTUS posted:

https://old.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/comments/1bu3gjj/i_got_pulled_over_11_times_on_my_trip/

I thought this was absolutely hilarious, I hope it hasn't been posted yet

that dude loves cops and by God cops seem to love him

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

https://old.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/comments/1bu3gjj/i_got_pulled_over_11_times_on_my_trip/

I thought this was absolutely hilarious, I hope it hasn't been posted yet

Holy poo poo those comments

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Milo and POTUS posted:

https://old.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/comments/1bu3gjj/i_got_pulled_over_11_times_on_my_trip/

I thought this was absolutely hilarious, I hope it hasn't been posted yet

Jesus Christ, the comment section is too much. Tesla fans are enormous bootlickers.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


lmao

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
cops never ask to see my car

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Entorwellian posted:

Jesus Christ, the comment section is too much. Tesla fans are enormous bootlickers.

Still love the cops though

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Cars will take you to where you want automatically, even without asking for destination. You will end up at the door of the fertility clinic and wondering what are you supposed to be doing here. Just go in, enter the inspection room and spread your legs. Mr. Musk has taken care of everything.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

it’s still in beta, give it a break

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Nenonen posted:

Cars will take you to where you want automatically, even without asking for destination. You will end up at the door of the fertility clinic and wondering what are you supposed to be doing here. Just go in, enter the inspection room and spread your legs. Mr. Musk has taken care of everything.

What

thathonkey posted:

to the joker, april fool's day is just april day

Lol

TheMightyBoops posted:

Is Norm supposed to be like from cheers or is he just some random Norm?

Norm is a powerful name. The aforementioned Norm, Norm Finkelstein, Norm Macdonald, some of the all time greats

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

it’s just a cut-budget reskin of All in the Family for the morons who thought Archie Bunker was the protagonist

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




TheMightyBoops posted:

Is Norm supposed to be like from cheers or is he just some random Norm?

100% odds it’s Norm because the character represents a Normal Person in a world of woke gone mad.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


WHAAT?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1775175111588352033?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/REbr0/status/1775314173645250673?t=VgO3cOH6Jm_XOnePInZwXw&s=19

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Uncle Wemus posted:

Idiocracy was a documentary

I refuse to let people who say this ruin that movie for me. It's funny as hell and I will die on this hill :argh:

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


someone buy this man a forums account

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
looking more and more like April fools day was a documentary

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
lol https://twitter.com/RighteousTyrant/status/1775322312243367998?t=jhdkNc-2Sa8rwqUn81IDhw&s=19

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
Internet gorilla warfare

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Internet gorilla warfare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqPOeC-tnKI

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