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Paladinus posted:Copping the keep to drug it from the eats. Turns out carrots are not great for your eyes.
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If you squint you can see there's a dog behind the carrot. If you don't squint you can see it a bit clearer but you won't look like Clint Eastwood so you should deffo squint.
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Talorat posted:The onion thread used to have a name for the (fictional) guy who they thought must write all the insanely depressing Onion articles, I think it was Sad Kevin. The idea was that in the onion writers room people would be throwing around ideas like “Area Bowl Cashed” and “Black man given nation’s worst job” and then Sad Kevin would be like “does anybody else thing about dying?” https://www.theonion.com/report-nation-secretly-hoping-dads-die-first-1819575819
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oldpainless posted:https://www.theonion.com/report-nation-secretly-hoping-dads-die-first-1819575819 Where’s the joke? That ain’t funny?
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    Minotaurus Rex posted:Where’s the joke? That ain’t funny? 
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death is the ultimate joke
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Death is finally getting to leave the improv open mic set that life turned out to be.
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Mr. Fix It posted:death is the ultimate joke The end! No jokes! - Achewood 
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Y'all got any more of those It's Wednesday My Dudes you usually post on Thursdays?
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kuarduck posted:Y'all got any more of those It's Wednesday My Dudes you usually post on Thursdays? Come back tomorrow
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kuarduck posted:Y'all got any more of those It's Wednesday My Dudes you usually post on Thursdays? 
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oldpainless posted:https://www.theonion.com/report-nation-secretly-hoping-dads-die-first-1819575819 its funny because I think about this a lot lol
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This is bs who the gently caress outside of big zinc carries pennies
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Lib and let die posted:Glenn's right 
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Ackshually the Left just radicalized and dragged the Overton window so far Left that Glenn CloseToCenter now just appears Right. 
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been saying this
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anybody got memes like the LOTR ones that reference deep lore to a ridiculous degree, but for elden ring?
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SFW Si, for wavor
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DrBouvenstein posted:Putting this one behind a spoiler to be safe: I wonder if she has a sister called "Paddy"
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https://www.theonion.com/daddy-put-in-bye-bye-box-1819569708 https://www.theonion.com/report-nation-secretly-hoping-dads-die-first-1819575819 These were great even if the bye bye box was a little long.
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ccubed posted:https://www.theonion.com/daddy-put-in-bye-bye-box-1819569708 
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A bye-bye box?
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Call your dad. we probably don't need a dozen posts of "lol I hate my dad" thanks
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Dabir posted:Call your dad. My dad is dead.
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Assuming people have pasts they want to go back to instead of pools of abuse, trauma, and neglect is privilege. Don't presume to know what others should do or how they should feel
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FreudianSlippers posted:My dad is dead. Maybe he's just a slow runner.
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Scholtz posted:Maybe he's just a slow runner. Literally never saw him run. He was more of a sauntering sort of man.
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Sentient Data posted:Assuming people have pasts they want to go back to instead of pools of abuse, trauma, and neglect is privilege. Don't presume to know what others should do or how they should feel what others do is SUCK rear end and they feel bad about it
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FreudianSlippers posted:My dad is dead. https://youtu.be/aJ6mtnm_1Q4
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FreudianSlippers posted:My dad is dead. Gawwww, lucky
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My father is homosexual
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freeedr posted:My father is homosexual so what
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Dabir posted:Call your dad. Call your girlfriend. It's time you had the talk. Give your reasons. Say it's not her fault. But you just met somebody new.
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Dabir posted:so what Thank you for completing this meme for me in this, the meme thread.
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