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delightful
Jul 20, 2022
Many pages late but anyone who doesn't like Lennerkenny should give their balls a tug, titfuckers.

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

delightful posted:

Many pages late but anyone who doesn't like Lennerkenny should give their balls a tug, titfuckers.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

snergle posted:

their putting buttplugs on pillars as anti homeless things? wtf

Funniest part: that lady actually has a home

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Letterkenny is my favorite live action anime.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

Post your favorite bad asses



One time at a work meeting a dude looked exactly like this and me and another guy just kept staring at his puny rear end and then we looked at each other and said "Hank Hill" and started laughing and obviously when everyone else asked us what we were laughing at we couldn't say.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

They didn’t figure out you were laughing at the naked man in the work meeting?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RCarr posted:

They didn’t figure out you were laughing at the naked man in the work meeting?

:confused:

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

RCarr posted:

They didn’t figure out you were laughing at the naked man in the work meeting?

It's Finland, they were probably in the meeting sauna.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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delightful posted:

Many pages late but anyone who doesn't like Lennerkenny should give their balls a tug, titfuckers.

Letterkenny is funny. That's why they just make the same joke over and over and over...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Goons like it so I won't ever even see what it's about.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Shaddak posted:

Drunk eating can ruin a healthy man.

Back in the late 90's/early 2000's I knew someone who worked as a dispatcher for a NYC based high end escort service and she said John Goodman was a big client and really liked cocaine.

Scratch Monkey has a new favorite as of 13:18 on Apr 3, 2024

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
John Goodman has also said he really liked cocaine. Also a fifth of whiskey per day of shooting Roseanne.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Soul Dentist posted:

John Goodman has also said he really liked cocaine. Also a fifth of whiskey per day of shooting Roseanne.

I would also do cocaine and drink a fifth of whiskey every day I had to work with Roseanne

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Whooping Crabs posted:

I would also do cocaine and drink a fifth of whiskey every day.

Fixed

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Eat the cocaine, snoot the whisky if Roseanne is involved imo.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
they don't call it a snifter for nothing

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 22:51 on Apr 3, 2024

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

zedprime posted:

Eat the cocaine, snoot the whisky if Roseanne is involved imo.

Eating cocaine is just as effective, but nobody does it because snorting stuff is hella cool

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Soul Dentist posted:

Eating cocaine is just as effective

My naïve rear end walking around the party, "Dang, did I miss the powdered donuts? Wait, is that the guy who baked them? I see he's measuring more for the next batch."

Riven
Apr 22, 2002

Lobok posted:

My naïve rear end walking around the party, "Dang, did I miss the powdered donuts? Wait, is that the guy who baked them? I see he's measuring more for the next batch."

I once picked my wife up from a college Halloween party and she was completely poo poo-faced. Normally she never had more than one drink. “What happened,” I’m asking her friends. “She had like 12 Jell-O shots,” they tell me.

Next morning, “why did you have 12 Jell-O shots??”

“What’s a Jello shot? There was Jello on the food table…”

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





Is his voice dubbed? Showed it to someone who thought it might be.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Riven posted:

I once picked my wife up from a college Halloween party and she was completely poo poo-faced. Normally she never had more than one drink. “What happened,” I’m asking her friends. “She had like 12 Jell-O shots,” they tell me.

Next morning, “why did you have 12 Jell-O shots??”

“What’s a Jello shot? There was Jello on the food table…”

Safety update for these people: "space cake" has drugs in it too. If you're at a rager, and there's a cake or a tray of brownies or cookies on the drink table, it's drugs.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Basically anything that looks like it exists in smaller volume than to feed a crowd at scale

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If I'm at a party and I see food, unless it's from a branded package like Doritos or Arrowroot or something, I'm going to assume it's "magic" or "cosmic" or "glycemic" or whatever and is there to gently caress me up.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Atticus_1354 posted:

Letterkenny is funny. That's why they just make the same joke over and over and over...

To be fair,

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Tuh be faih

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Soul Dentist posted:

Eating cocaine is just as effective, but nobody does it because snorting stuff is hella cool

:wrong:

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
If you provide food or drink to a pot-luck style party you should always provide a clear label as to if it contains common allergens and/or drugs. It's the polite thing to do.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
our purim party at shul had cannabis brownies and a lot of the folks did not read the label

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Similarly, if you are a crazy grizzled mycologist in your spare time and you make a habit of bringing the cool mushrooms you find in the woods to work and leaving them in the break room on a little plate next to the toaster, it would help if you have handwriting that is neat enough such that your coworkers can distinguish "delicious" from "poisonous"

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Desert Bus posted:

If you provide food or drink to a pot-luck style party you should always provide a clear label as to if it contains common allergens and/or drugs. It's the polite thing to do.
Clearly label your stuff "does NOT contain drugs", thereby making everyone doubt everything else on the table.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Lazy_Liberal posted:

our purim party at shul had cannabis brownies and a lot of the folks did not read the label

Went to a Seder once where the bitter herb was weed.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Haptical Sales Slut has a new favorite as of 23:31 on Apr 3, 2024

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Data Graham posted:

Similarly, if you are a crazy grizzled mycologist in your spare time and you make a habit of bringing the cool mushrooms you find in the woods to work and leaving them in the break room on a little plate next to the toaster, it would help if you have handwriting that is neat enough such that your coworkers can distinguish "delicious" from "poisonous"

Just don't put poison stuff near the toaster in general. Food goes in the food room, poison goes in the poison room.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

dr_rat posted:

Just don't put poison stuff near the toaster in general. Food goes in the food room, poison goes in the poison room.

but i use so much food and so much poison that it just makes sense to keep them in the same place

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



dr_rat posted:

Just don't put poison stuff near the toaster in general. Food goes in the food room, poison goes in the poison room.

We had to pick our battles with this guy

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

dr_rat posted:

Just don't put poison stuff near the toaster in general. Food goes in the food room, poison goes in the poison room.

Any food in great enough quantities is poison.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
We poison ourselves with food every day

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

They sell us POISON

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Proust Malone posted:

Went to a Seder once where the bitter herb was weed.

Menschen will see this and just say "hell yeah"

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Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

Je n'aime pas le "poison"! Poisson, s'il vous plait!

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