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Last Matrix was Lana telling Warner Bros execs Tongo gently caress themselves while delivering a movie that was financially unsuccessful. New Matrix ordered by those same execs is gonna be the dumbest right wing YouTube culture war poo poo imaginable. The robot takeover of earth will have started with 5g nanobots. The main plot will involve agents "transing" kids in the basement of a small family owned pizzeria. Smith will do his 'humanity is a virus' speech and end it with "just like COVID which was engineered to cull the human population inside the matrix. If only you hadn't discovered the ivermectin subroutine it would have worked!". The Neo character will be both played by and diegetically a Warner Bros exec nepobaby. The film will end with Kid Rock covering "Wake Up" but with the chorus lyrics changed to "don't be woke".
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I bet they are waiting for Bruce Willis death to announce the Die Hard reboot. Dude still alive?
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stephenthinkpad posted:I bet they are waiting for Bruce Willis death to announce the Die Hard reboot. Technically
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stephenthinkpad posted:I bet they are waiting for Bruce Willis death to announce the Die Hard reboot. depends who you ask
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I just saw a thing on Facebook the other day saying Bruce Willis can no longer talk or read  It really sucks seeing him go downhill like that.
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Rageaholic posted:I just saw a thing on Facebook the other day saying Bruce Willis can no longer talk or read Nice, he'll fit right in with Rich and Mike
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I heard the other day that bruce willis thinks luthen is a jedi 
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he'll take you on any time, punk
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I read on Facebook that Bruce Willis is the son of Emperor Palpatine.
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Vim Fuego posted:It was one good movie 25 years ago, they should let it go I’ve got it: Baby Agent. Boom. Series right there.
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Murdstone posted:Don’t you want to know who built the matrix and why? Or the origin of the Oracle? Neo’s adventures as a school kid? The possibilities are endless! I’d like you to meet my friend. His name is Mr. Smith.  Please, call me Adolph…
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He's traveling with an older man, nothing weird about that.
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You will learn Trinity's real name and how her codename came about how she got her sunglasses and leather trenchcoat - it's not what you think!
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Mega64 posted:He's traveling with an older man, nothing weird about that. Lol I’m doing a TNG rewatch after a few years and I have to say that not only is Wesley a terrible character as written, but Will Wheaton is also a terrible actor. Like even after the writers tried to turn him into a real person in season 3, he still has zero on screen charisma and delivers all of his lines in this weird wide-eyed cadence where he does the exaggerated face acting like that dude from Cybernator. Picard was right to let that inter-dimensional pervert take him away.
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I remember Wil Wheaton starting a board game vidcast where he'd constantly get all the rules of the board games wrong, then he blamed it on whatever and said he'd hire a rules expert, then he still got the rules wrong. If only someone would tell him when to shut up.
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stephenthinkpad posted:You will learn Trinity's real name and how her codename came about how she got her sunglasses and leather trenchcoat - it's not what you think! she went to hot topic and thought they looked cool?
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Murdstone posted:Don’t you want to know who built the matrix and why? Or the origin of the Oracle? Neo’s adventures as a school kid? The possibilities are endless! Matrix Babies ala Muppet Babies
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So does the matrix encompass the entire planet or is it like only 1999 LA exists?
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Gutcruncher posted:So does the matrix encompass the entire planet or is it like only 1999 LA exists? There was gonna be DLC that unlocked San Francisco and Las Vegas but Neo had to go and ruin everything
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It depends on if you count the first three movies only or m4. I think in the first 3 movies the matrix was strongly implied to be just the megacity and environs. M4 very openly just takes place in san francisco, almost as if it's a deeply lazy film
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stephenthinkpad posted:You will learn Trinity's real name and how her codename came about how she got her sunglasses and leather trenchcoat - it's not what you think! She originally went by Dylan Klebold
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picardishly: the boy
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No Mods No Masters posted:It depends on if you count the first three movies only or m4. I think in the first 3 movies the matrix was strongly implied to be just the megacity and environs. M4 very openly just takes place in san francisco, almost as if it's a deeply lazy film Are you counting the mountaintop temple thing as environs?
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Endless Trash posted:Are you counting the mountaintop temple thing as environs? Yes, it's some weird liminal videogame space where there is a european castle level etc on the outskirts of the american megacity. I'm certainly not saying it's great stuff particularly. Only compare with m4's establishing shots eg   
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stephenthinkpad posted:So live action remake of Wall-E. If Disney remakes Wall-E I'm hunting them down. That movie is perfect.
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What? Why wouldn't machines take over the whole earth and batteryize all 7 billion people, I thought that was a given.
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stephenthinkpad posted:What? Why wouldn't machines take over the whole earth and batteryize all 7 billion people, I thought that was a given. Yes the whole real world is nearly conquered sans Zion but we’re talking about the Matrix. The Matrix isn’t a 1:1 recreation of the real world
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colonelwest posted:Lol 
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colonelwest posted:Speaking of critically acclaimed auteur driven arthouse films… I for one am shocked that the logline of a jay film starts with "dead animals"
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Wesley has maybe two, possibly three episodes which are good but they're primarily good in spite of Wheaton's acting. The First Duty is a good episode.
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The First Duty was so good. Everyone in it (even Wesley) acting like real people with real emotional maturity and complexity. I miss that stuff.
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stephenthinkpad posted:What? Why wouldn't machines take over the whole earth and batteryize all 7 billion people, I thought that was a given. Probably because they also have a "form of fusion" that they like to gloss over in the first movie. Should've needed the humans for something other than batteries.
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Endless Trash posted:Yes the whole real world is nearly conquered sans Zion but we’re talking about the Matrix. The Matrix isn’t a 1:1 recreation of the real world i like this version of the matrix where everything outside of california is apparently fine
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kdrudy posted:Probably because they also have a "form of fusion" that they like to gloss over in the first movie. I believe they originally had it the the AI's were using their brain as additional computational power, but the studios thought that would be too confusing for the audience and made them change it. Also later on it's it sorta implied that the AI's just kept humans in the matrix as they were to dangerous to them just running around, but they didn't really just want to kill them on, so it just seemed like a simple solution. Even just when you're told about the first matrix which was too perfect and humans rejected, like the AI's could of much more easily just programed everyone to think they were in prison cells or something.
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Mega64 posted:I remember Wil Wheaton starting a board game vidcast where he'd constantly get all the rules of the board games wrong, then he blamed it on whatever and said he'd hire a rules expert, then he still got the rules wrong. I thought he only played frisbee based cum games?
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Kingo Ligma posted:I thought he only played frisbee based cum games? Hey was like one of the only ones not to want to play it! The nerd.
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dr_rat posted:Also later on it's it sorta implied that the AI's just kept humans in the matrix as they were to dangerous to them just running around, but they didn't really just want to kill them on, so it just seemed like a simple solution. my head canon is that humans just made up the battery thing as propaganda for their cause, sounds better than "we were too dangerous but they didn't want to kill us off entirely"
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