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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

did he land dick first. which leg is his dickside leg in those pants? these are the things you should know as a commentator

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

fighting Danielson is like fighting a drat squid

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
YOU CAN DO IT LANCE ARCHER

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
lance just patiently sitting there trying not to make a face while danielson worked between submissions lol

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



MorningMoon posted:

YOU CAN DO IT LANCE ARCHER

I think he will do it and immediately become number one contender to the championship of his choice

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls

The Stroker Ace posted:

New Taz Lore: good with numbers.

He had to keep track about how much Paul E owed him week to week back in the 90s.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Ghost Dog posted:

did he land dick first. which leg is his dickside leg in those pants? these are the things you should know as a commentator

as a murderhawk his dick is safe inside his cloaca when engaged in combat

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

how come the apron knee is so much weaker than his finisher. does he use a soft knee for the first one

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

that was a nice chokeslam. i love the chokeslam

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Ghost Dog posted:

that was a nice chokeslam. i love the chokeslam

Yeah that was a bad rear end choke slam

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

CatelynIsAZombie posted:

as a murderhawk his dick is safe inside his cloaca when engaged in combat

bullshit he's a mammal. He dick is just made out of steel. Unlike CM Punk

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Ghost Dog posted:

how come the apron knee is so much weaker than his finisher. does he use a soft knee for the first one

it's not busaiku (japanese for ugly) enough

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
ironically i just realized busaiku can also mean "botched" lol

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



This man used to be Mr. Intensity Vance Archer From WWECW Whose Theme Was Inexplicably Menu Music In SvR11

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Lance's climbing corner knee is always brutal looking

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

No selling rules for spots like that

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I will never get tired of Danielson kicking people's heads in :hai:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

lance archer is cool

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

are they still in canada

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
boo this danielson booo

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Okay, now Ospreay comes out to mess with Danielson's exit and has to have another cool match then they just do this for the next 12 hours

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

post hole digger posted:

lance archer is cool

he's my friend and he's coming to my birthday party

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Ghost Dog posted:

how come the apron knee is so much weaker than his finisher. does he use a soft knee for the first one

It's his weak side knee

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

im shocked WWE didn't try to copyright the yes chants

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Good to see Danielson take on a monster, that’s always fun. Makes Archer look good too.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Catching up now since I started about 30 mins late.

That opening promo was fine. You can call it cringe, but is everything when you're trying to be positive in a cynical industry.

Rhonne posted:

Stand up for AEW!

Uh huh

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Ghost Dog posted:

are they still in canada

They're in WOOSTA

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh
I’m shocked by how much I haven’t missed MJF.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
not the warmest reaction to Jericho there

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Lol the crowd is about to boo Jericho out of the building

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

CatelynIsAZombie posted:

boo this danielson booo

Danielson rules!

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

i feel like im stuck in a timeloop of jericho calls out hook

Jonny Nox posted:

They're in WOOSTA

ah, so new york city

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

"I was saying HOO-OOK"

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Jericho really needs to turn heel.

His heel runs are always way better

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Ganso Bomb posted:

Okay, now Ospreay comes out to mess with Danielson's exit and has to have another cool match then they just do this for the next 12 hours

they'll just take turns burying the top 10 contenders until they've run the table on everyone

also wish they would since itd save us from a contract singing and jericho ranting at hook

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


I missed last week, why is Jericho calling out hook

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Why is Jericho calling out HOOK? I thought they were good?

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
How tf is Mariah May number two

With all the other talent I. The division, and even the folks living primarily in Japan, is Mariah may really beating enough rear end on rampage to be in that spot?

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
Not at double digit pages yet. We'll have some fun Number discourse this week, I feel.

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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Ghost Dog posted:

that was a nice chokeslam. i love the chokeslam

I need someone in the US to steal Shimizu's Shot-Put Slam variant

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