|
Why is auteur Neil Breen selling houses? Are you fucks not subscribing to his Patreon?
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 18:56
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 29, 2024 16:12 |
|
|
stephenthinkpad posted:Why is auteur Neil Breen selling houses? Are you fucks not subscribing to his Patreon? Don't worry. He's in talks for a Star Wars trilogy. Just wait till you see what he can do with that curved LED screen thing they use for backdrops
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 18:59
|
|
|
My fervent wish is that someone would give Neil Breen like a low 7 figures professional indie movie budget, and he could fully realize his vision. Let him shoot on film again or at least pro-grade digital, with real sets, locations that aren’t a community college, and professional actors.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:00
|
|
|
colonelwest posted:My fervent wish is that someone would give Neil Breen control over all star wars cartoons
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:01
|
|
|
colonelwest posted:My fervent wish is that someone would give Neil Breen like a low 7 figures professional indie movie budget, and he could fully realize his vision. Let him shoot on film again or at least pro-grade digital, with real sets, locations that aren’t a community college, and professional actors. I kinda feel like he would still do it all the same regardless of budget. Like it’s all a stylistic choice
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:02
|
|
|
Wacky fan-fiction characters is the best part of Star Wars, especially different authors' pet characters having slap fights in the old EU material. It's action figures going on adventures in the playground at recess.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:04
|
|
|
Gutcruncher posted:I kinda feel like he would still do it all the same regardless of budget. Like it’s all a stylistic choice Oh yeah he would make all the same terrible creative choices and it would just revolve around his character being a god-like savior of humanity again. But it would at least resemble a real movie and be a lot more entertaining than the sub-YouTuber quality green screen poo poo he’s making now.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:06
|
|
|
acting as a middleman in a purchase between two people? isn't that immoral?
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:06
|
|
|
First of May posted:Wacky fan-fiction characters is the best part of Star Wars, especially different authors' pet characters having slap fights in the old EU material. It's action figures going on adventures in the playground at recess. Boo your self-insert Mandalorians are OP! In gonna kill them off by having a jedi do a mortal kombat fatality! Then I'm going to write about Luke Skywalker's teenaged son getting sexually assaulted by his dead cousin's terminally horny ex girlfriend.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:08
|
|
|
Groovelord Neato posted:After a very busy period, I finally saw Frozen Empire, and had a blast! Some jokes, some cool ghosts, old GBs, new GBs, fun tech, expansion of the lore, and all wrapped up neatly! Honestly, more of this please. You gotta switch back to the Gripweed account when you wanna post like this
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:08
|
|
|
First of May posted:Wacky fan-fiction characters is the best part of Star Wars, especially different authors' pet characters having slap fights in the old EU material. It's action figures going on adventures in the playground at recess. I'm shocked Mara Jade hasn't made an appearance in the Disney version yet
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:10
|
|
|
colonelwest posted:Oh yeah he would make all the same terrible creative choices and it would just revolve around his character being a god-like savior of humanity again. But it would at least resemble a real movie and be a lot more entertaining than the sub-YouTuber quality green screen poo poo he’s making now. But that’s what I mean though. You can’t make a movie that looks like Phantasmagoria by mistake. This is breens perfect vision even if he got cash dumped on him
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:14
|
|
|
PostNouveau posted:I'm shocked Mara Jade hasn't made an appearance in the Disney version yet Star Wars: Tales of the New Republic (2025), directed by Dave Filoni's cowboy hat.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 19:28
|
|
|
It's cause Disney doesn't want to enrage Star Wars fans by adding a Mary Sue Jedi.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 20:01
|
|
|
RealityWarCriminal posted:acting as a middleman in a purchase between two people? isn't that immoral? Absolutely.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 20:05
|
|
|
colonelwest posted:My fervent wish is that someone would give Neil Breen like a low 7 figures professional indie movie budget, and he could fully realize his vision. Let him shoot on film again or at least pro-grade digital, with real sets, locations that aren’t a community college, and professional actors. I want him given the budget of Endgame.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 20:09
|
|
|
I thought Neil Breen's latest cinematic contribution demonstrated a lackluster commitment to narrative fundamentals.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 20:19
|
|
|
reignofevil posted:I thought Neil Breen's latest cinematic contribution demonstrated a lackluster commitment to narrative fundamentals. Shocking if true. I do feel like he’s been phoning it in more and more lately though. Maybe he’s finally becoming aware that he’s a joke and just leaning into it. Cade The Tortured Crossing just feels extremely lazy.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 20:26
|
|
|
Should have gotten Neil Breen to make Dial of Destiny imo.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 20:47
|
|
|
counterfeitsaint posted:Gowron is a distant fifth. You don't even have John Schuck on the list! HOW DARE YOU!
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 20:57
|
|
|
colonelwest posted:lol the finally the backstory to that random lady Ashoka fought in Mando season 2 for some reason
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 21:12
|
|
|
PostNouveau posted:I'm shocked Mara Jade hasn't made an appearance in the Disney version yet She's really the biggest question mark I have about anything related to disney star wars. There had to have been many discussions about adding her in somehow. But for some reason they never wanted to, and I'm so curious as to why.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 21:16
|
|
|
Lister posted:She's really the biggest question mark I have about anything related to disney star wars. There had to have been many discussions about adding her in somehow. But for some reason they never wanted to, and I'm so curious as to why. "Luke Skywalker does not gently caress" seems to be a Disney mandate.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 21:19
|
|
|
Lister posted:She's really the biggest question mark I have about anything related to disney star wars. There had to have been many discussions about adding her in somehow. But for some reason they never wanted to, and I'm so curious as to why. They hosed up Luke’s character so badly that I can’t really imagine them adding a wife that he abandons on top of the existing poo poo pile. All paths lead to the narrative dead end of the sequel trilogy. colonelwest fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Apr 4, 2024 |
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 21:24
|
|
|
Arc Hammer posted:"Luke Skywalker does not gently caress" seems to be a Disney mandate. No, it's what George Lucas wrote, and it's because the Jedi Order is a celibate priesthood.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 21:28
|
|
|
Mara Jade is just as boneheaded as Reylo fanfic
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 21:33
|
|
|
the Jedi order being celibate bureaucracy monks was always stupid. bring on luke skywalkers wife I don't remember anything about, I say. at least she's from the era where they made a lot of cool cross-section drawings of spaceships and robots
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 21:46
|
|
|
The Jedi being an actual established government peacekeeping force with its own headquarters and academy in the republics capital was always pretty darn stupid. Far less cool than it just being scattered warrior monks taking on apprentices as they go like I always assumed it was before 1999 (with Luke in the EU starting a centralized academy himself to bring the Jedi back from extinction, not just him going back to business as usual)
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 21:51
|
|
|
Lucas made the Jedi ridiculously celibate yet also killed almost all the Jedi until Disney decided it'd be more profitable if actually a ton of Jedi actually survived. Also he had a vagina monster swallow up Boba Fett. Lucas may have weird views on sex is what I'm saying.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 21:57
|
|
|
The prequels are about Anakin trying really hard not to gently caress Natalie Portman but Portman keeps trying to make him wanna gently caress her and then when he does he turns evil and the galaxy explodes and his whole gentlemen’s club gets disbanded. Edit: wait actually Anakin was always trying to gently caress Natalie Portman and she kept going “hmmmm, nah” after not quite finishing a handjob. This changes everything
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:02
|
|
|
his mom also gets kidnapped and brutalized by "sand people" so he goes and becomes hitler about it
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:08
|
|
|
Anakin seemed like a poo poo head from the start of the second movie, so it just sort of seemed like the story of a shithead who continues to be a shithead. Hell of character arch there lucas!
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:17
|
|
|
Padme Amidala ruined orgasm.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:17
|
|
|
Anakin's mom was a slave. probably didnt have time for good parenting. tragic.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:31
|
|
|
The prequel trilogy was a morality tale about the dangers of single motherhood and why a strong nuclear family with a male breadwinner and trad wife are optimal
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:33
|
|
|
Cassian of Imola posted:No, it's what George Lucas wrote, and it's because the Jedi Order is a celibate priesthood. I thought a big part of the prequels is how the jedi are wrong about them not having relationships. Like it was the a big example of the jedi order's extreme rigidity. If they'd been cool with him loving, he would have never needed to start breaking rules.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:33
|
|
|
Mara Jade is just Star Wars name for Maryjane.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:40
|
|
|
They were ok with loving, they had a problem with close emotional bonds and emotional interdepency, exactly the opposite of actual monastic orders.
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:41
|
|
|
colonelwest posted:They hosed up Luke’s character so badly that I can’t really imagine them adding a wife that he abandons on top of the existing poo poo pile. That was Luuke
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:47
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 29, 2024 16:12 |
|
|
Nigmaetcetera posted:They were ok with loving, they had a problem with close emotional bonds and emotional interdepency, exactly the opposite of actual monastic orders. Nate Dogg lived the Jedi Code
|
|
#
?
Apr 4, 2024 22:48
|
|