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Raskolnikov38 posted:nobody says this, this is too retarded They didn't just say it, they put it into EU content: 
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Apr 5, 2024 00:16
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Star Wars chat reminded me of Pulp Phantom (beware, early 2000s flash video with terrible sound quality) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV8stcqHs80 This is only the first part, they made the entirety of Pulp Fiction using Star Wars characters but the first part was probably the funniest (and still gets me chuckling a bit today with "You tried to gently caress him, and Darth Vader don't like to be hosed by anyone except Queen Amidala")
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Apr 5, 2024 00:17
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Mega64 posted:Jar Jar Binks is a Libertarian Icon, and this thesis will go into Everybody hated him, and rightly so.
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Apr 5, 2024 00:18
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dreezy posted:theres nothing to talk about except starwars apparently We could talk about Josh instead.
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Apr 5, 2024 00:18
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Or this guaranteed trash in coming:Barry Convex posted:https://twitter.com/Borys_Kit/status/1775987152574415295 They better get liefield to draw the movie poster for it!
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Apr 5, 2024 00:20
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That DICK! posted:said neil breenishly: let me SELL your home for you FAST "WHERE is it located? HOW many bathrooms?"
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Apr 5, 2024 00:21
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dr_rat posted:Or this guaranteed trash in coming: Every character is full-CG keeping the original proportions from the comic, making it the most harrowing piece of cinematic body horror not directed by Cronenberg. Presto posted:"WHERE is it located? HOW many bathrooms?"  congratulations, you win best post ITT today.
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Apr 5, 2024 00:26
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Mega64 posted:We could talk about Josh instead. i recently rewatched the last christmas botw and it might be josh's worst showing to date. a perfect microcosm of all his horribleness, from wet blanketing any potentially offensive joke to extended attempts to butt in during funny talk to make the point he needs to make or else he'll explode. just a complete failure of a comedy show panelist, its like im watching british tv. but as gently caress awful as he is i'd still watch a botw ep with him than a star war
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Apr 5, 2024 00:26
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Raskolnikov38 posted:nobody says this, this is too retarded Its in the novelization of ANH
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Apr 5, 2024 00:31
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Liefelf
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Apr 5, 2024 00:36
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Mega64 posted:We could talk about Josh instead. That might be the funniest Josh moment in all of RLM canon.
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Apr 5, 2024 00:37
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Gnome de plume posted:Liefelf
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Apr 5, 2024 00:39
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NorgLyle posted:During Best of the Worst #101's classic "Honorable Men" segment, there's a moment where hero action cop Ryan Smith starts quoting the song "Mandy" to the technically not underage girl he is banging ('Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking...'). Josh responds with a perfectly timed deadpan "You should send her away." Alas, the funniest Josh moment is also the funniest Jack moment, from the Petey Wheatstraw spotlight episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngrVbx5xoh0&t=1492s
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Apr 5, 2024 00:43
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Tunicate posted:Its in the novelization of ANH
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Apr 5, 2024 00:45
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josh praise: him explaining to mike that the magic tape is not magic as a muppet movie is not a muppet was a hoot and a half josh condemnation: the decade that has passed since has not diminished the patheticness of him picking future war to rip off mst3k riffs and not telling any one
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Apr 5, 2024 00:50
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My brother pointed out the "no sound in space" thing when we were watching the movies together so I hit the mute button and we watched in silence for a few minutes until he agreed it was a much better experience with the sound.
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Apr 5, 2024 01:12
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lmfao wtf even was this conversation on the last page duhhh what if star wars was jesus boners? 🤪👈 doot doodly dooo!!!!! *slappign rear end* that's you guys
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Apr 5, 2024 01:16
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in space no one can hear you pew pew
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Apr 5, 2024 01:17
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dreezy posted:i recently rewatched the last christmas botw and it might be josh's worst showing to date. a perfect microcosm of all his horribleness, from wet blanketing any potentially offensive joke to extended attempts to butt in during funny talk to make the point he needs to make or else he'll explode. just a complete failure of a comedy show panelist, its like im watching british tv. but as gently caress awful as he is i'd still watch a botw ep with him than a star war What saves the last Christmas BotW is Mike. He’ll always just steamroll over Josh without a care to make fun of a movie in the most vulgar way possible.
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Apr 5, 2024 01:27
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Cubone posted:lmfao wtf even was this conversation on the last page Sorry I was and am stoned, will not talk about Jedi getting laid or the corrupt power structures within the Jedi hierarchy unless I’m specifically asked about it for the rest of the night.
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Apr 5, 2024 01:30
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God knows I'm not blaming the writers for going on strike. With that said, the strike has aggravated the sort of dry posting circumstances that cause star wars flareups
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Apr 5, 2024 01:37
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isn't it more fun when jumanji poo poo happens in the regular world why do they twice now do the go to jungle thing? Also bring back the jungle guy from the first movie he was funny
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Apr 5, 2024 01:42
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Sorry I was and am stoned, will not talk about Jedi getting laid or the corrupt power structures within the Jedi hierarchy unless I’m specifically asked about it for the rest of the night. theres no excuse
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Apr 5, 2024 01:47
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Cubone posted:lmfao wtf even was this conversation on the last page no it isnt... shut up
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Apr 5, 2024 01:47
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deepy dee dee lookit me, im cubone. i think that ahh sonic is a knuckles chaos emerald amy rose? amy rose dahhhh
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Apr 5, 2024 01:50
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dahhhh thats a green zone. thats a emerald green zone right there
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Apr 5, 2024 01:51
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I feel like imp zone posters can often have a cruel streak. The brighter the light, the deeper the darkness
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Apr 5, 2024 01:54
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The Chaos Emeralds are Jedi Crystals. Eggman wants them to build the ultimate badass lightsaber.
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Apr 5, 2024 01:55
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Also Palpatine is Eggman's father.
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Khanstant posted:isn't it more fun when jumanji poo poo happens in the regular world why do they twice now do the go to jungle thing? Also bring back the jungle guy from the first movie he was funny Yeah, Jungle poo poo happening in the suburbs was the whole draw of the first one. I guess they wanted to make sure the second one wasn't just a boring rehash of the first which is respectable and they did succeed in. Feels like there is more they could still do with the whole, jungle suddenly being in a none jungle place though.
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Apr 5, 2024 01:58
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There's no sound is space is the dumbest thing to point out during a movie. Have you noticed there's no camera in space either? Yet somehow we can see external shots of the space ships. Very unrealistic. And don't even get me started on the complete lack of an orchestral score playing at all times! And the time skips! This movie takes place over the course of a week yet is barely even three hours long, what kind of idiot makes a blunder like that?reignofevil posted:My brother pointed out the "no sound in space" thing when we were watching the movies together so I hit the mute button and we watched in silence for a few minutes until he agreed it was a much better experience with the sound. The only appropriate response. counterfeitsaint fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Apr 5, 2024 |
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Apr 5, 2024 02:00
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dr_rat posted:Everybody hated him, and rightly so. Incontrovertible evidence he is a libertarian
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Apr 5, 2024 02:01
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Mega64 posted:Also Palpatine is Eggman's father. Wait Palpatine is from a egg laying species? Should of seen him guarding the nest at least once or twice.
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Apr 5, 2024 02:06
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dr_rat posted:Yeah, Jungle poo poo happening in the suburbs was the whole draw of the first one. I guess they wanted to make sure the second one wasn't just a boring rehash of the first which is respectable and they did succeed in. Feels like there is more they could still do with the whole, jungle suddenly being in a none jungle place though. I get mixing it up, but I put on the third jumanji after having half rewatched the original recently, and they returned to the jungle/game world, and are reusing bits from the second movie. Maybe it busts out into the real world later but so far they just added different people in some of the bodies from last time. All in all they both seem more like DnD jungle adventure movies than Jumanji, which isn't a bad thing but does feel like a separate kind of thing, especially with the "inhabiting avatars" thing you often get when shows do a DnD episode.
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Apr 5, 2024 02:21
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Seems like Palpatine was the only one in the prequels not laying an egg
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Apr 5, 2024 02:55
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LanceHunter posted:The whole "the Jedi are wrong" is back-fill by fans, that is nowhere in the text of the prequels. Kind of like how some Star Wars fans will get around the fact that the movies have sounds (explosions/ship engines/roars from giant space worms) in the vacuum of space by saying that it is actually all played inside of ship speakers as a way for the people inside those ships to have a 360-degree situational awareness. The Jedi are tricked by the great threat hiding right under their noses, but so is literally the entire Republic. I remember arguing this in CD and getting called a racist. I don't recall exactly how we got there but I'm still mad about it obviously.
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Apr 5, 2024 02:57
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PostNouveau posted:I remember arguing this in CD and getting called a racist. Isn't that just how they say hello in there?
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Apr 5, 2024 03:15
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PostNouveau posted:I remember arguing this in CD and getting called a racist. What did you call Mace Windu?
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PostNouveau posted:I remember arguing this in CD and getting called a racist. Yeah it's the same kind of person who will claim that obviously droids were intended as a commentary on slavery and every real Star Wars fan has always known that. Like yeah, there are a few tropes borrowed from other stories where they're filling the role of a "servant" character, in a much less problematic way. But the mere existence of parallels to a thing does not make it a commentary. They're robots, robots are fun to have in a space adventure story. That's it. There is similarly no more than a whiff of an intelligent critique of institutions in the prequel Jedi council stuff. You can make it that if you want. It would have been a good idea to go into that, as it would've given those scenes an actual point and deepened the characters and settings in a way that would've been appropriate for a new installment in the franchise for a new generation. But, well, it's just not there. We do have a few examples of how Lucas approached that sort of thing because there are a few heavy-handed moments of political commentary, and we see how that went. Ultimately the great irony of both Mando and Andor season 1 is that they proved you actually can do good sequels and prequels to the OT. Lucas & Abrams just screwed up.
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