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Shageletic posted:Man cats hate TVs. They're so wise. Yeah, but the one with the Christmas tree was a bit of a letdown. The mirror and the TV both came away unscathed.
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Tagra posted:No one is allowed to say anything funny for a bit so we can enjoy this thread title for a respectable length of time. Way ahead of you, chief.
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Hyperlynx posted:But... but why wouldn't you just store it sitting on its broad, flat lid, so that gravity does this for you? If you keep your condiments in the fridge, when you pull them out and the goo is already at the bottom, the air inside will expand as it warms and when you finally sit down to dinner and pop the lid it'll be forcefully ejected wherever it's pointed
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Soul Dentist posted:If you keep your condiments in the fridge, when you pull them out and the goo is already at the bottom, the air inside will expand as it warms and when you finally sit down to dinner and pop the lid it'll be forcefully ejected wherever it's pointed I make a sauce when cooking dinner
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Soul Dentist posted:If you keep your condiments in the fridge, when you pull them out and the goo is already at the bottom, the air inside will expand as it warms and when you finally sit down to dinner and pop the lid it'll be forcefully ejected wherever it's pointed I also pop my goo when I go from a cold to warm place. Cat Ass Trophy has a new favorite as of 18:47 on Apr 4, 2024 |
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Hyperlynx posted:But... but why wouldn't you just store it sitting on its broad, flat lid, so that gravity does this for you? If you do this, you need to squeeze some air out of the bottle before closing it. Otherwise as soon as you pop the top it starts coming out and always makes a mess. Edit: Soul Dentist posted:If you keep your condiments in the fridge, when you pull them out and the goo is already at the bottom, the air inside will expand as it warms and when you finally sit down to dinner and pop the lid it'll be forcefully ejected wherever it's pointed See above the for the solution.
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Apr 4, 2024 18:57
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I always do that when someone moves me from a cold place to a warm spot and spanks me.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:I make a sauce when cooking dinner No you don't
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I always do that when someone moves me from a cold place to a warm spot and spanks me. Can confirm this
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Because it looks nicer being stored-side up, and that's what matters much more than utility! I guess the solution would be to switch to one of those bottles that has the label the other way up. But I do get the impulse, because the first time I saw one of those my brain shorted out a bit.
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Soul Dentist posted:No you don't Yes I do, word to your condiment
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you eat arbys and smoke mids, everyone knows it
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when I store those ketchup containers the way you are supposed to, I still get some of the juice unless I shake it, which defies my understanding of ketchup physics
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Glottis posted:when I store those ketchup containers the way you are supposed to, I still get some of the juice unless I shake it, which defies my understanding of ketchup physics Clearly you have angered the condiment spirits in some way and they do not smile upon you
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:you eat arbys and smoke mids, everyone knows it You talk like a fat man projecting
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Simian Mobile Dick Slap
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Primate penis pummel.
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Mandril manly meatpunch
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https://i.imgur.com/MHZGjlL.mp4 Do not ask for whom the bells toll, they toll for thee, for thou art stupid. Good hustle though.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:https://i.imgur.com/MHZGjlL.mp4 lmao incredible it was captured on video. A wonderful childhood memory for sure.
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The kid is a gremlin.
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:lmao incredible it was captured on video. A wonderful childhood memory for sure. Maybe with the video he'll remember it too someday.
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Christ alive. The video ending before he stands up and gets out of the way again fills me with dread. Machines, man. Simply do not gently caress with them.
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Unless they are expressly made for this purpose.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:The kid is a gremlin. lmao I didn't even notice the kid until you said. I thought the guy looking back as if to say "what the hell happened" was part of the joke.
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"My name is Optimus PrMBLFR"
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This was almost really cool. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sbgnzkECIs1w5pr9j.mp4
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Nothing funnier than seeing someone biff it when doing a wheelie. Had a couple of grown men try to show off/take the piss out of me when I was riding my ebike home from work the other day - giving it absolute gently caress to keep up with me going up a hill, one decideds to do a victory wheelie, falls off the back and takes out his mate.
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Whipstickagostop posted:Nothing funnier than seeing someone biff it when doing a wheelie. I was riding my bicycle down a remote mountain pass a few years ago when I encountered a motorcyclist coming the opposite direction. When they saw me they decided to show off and pop up into a wheelie that they apparently weren't ready to handle because when they came back down they immediately entered a death wobble that 1. almost took them over the railing off a cliff and 2. almost took me out. they managed to recover from it but man... if that's how I died I would have been so pissed
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Vlaphor posted:This was almost really cool. Well chosen music.
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God Hole posted:I was riding my bicycle down a remote mountain pass a few years ago when I encountered a motorcyclist coming the opposite direction. When they saw me they decided to show off and pop up into a wheelie that they apparently weren't ready to handle because when they came back down they immediately entered a death wobble that 1. almost took them over the railing off a cliff and 2. almost took me out. They die doing something cool while you die doing cardio is definitely a bummer way to go I'm gonna be so pissed if I die exercising
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I'm gonna die on the throne like Elvis, and in about the same physical shape too.
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I’m gonna die when a monkey fucks my dick up
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When I was young and wild everyone in the friend group said I’d be the first to die and now I’m an old man and my friends all spread across the country and all died between the ages of 19 and 36.
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Violently masturbated by a macaque
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Violently masturbated by a macaque Just imagined reading this with no context
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'm gonna die on the throne like Elvis, and in about the same physical shape too. When my time comes That’s how I wanna go Stoned and fat and wealthy And sitting on the bowl
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Violently masturbated by a macaque New Mayhem album sounding good
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