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Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Just judging by the views and foliage, Kosovo still felt and looked like Serbia. Then you take that valley down to Skopje and holy poo poo, it’s hard to wrap your head how little it looks like the rest of EE (and how much it looks and feels like Greece). But also, since I asked that question, I had a walk down downtown Skopje and yeah, it not only feels like EE but Russia too.

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Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Mokotow posted:

I thought Kosovo had absolute lunatic drivers, but then we came into Macedonia today and holy poo poo. It’s so bad that we decided to change our route and go around through Greece to reach the lakes on the other end of the country.

Driving was extremely dangerous in Poland in the early 90’s. Was it this Mad Max insanity level like it is here, cars just driving everywhere, including opposite lanes and ignoring any and all street lights? I remember it was bad, I don’t think this bad, but it was 30 years ago.

im kinda surprised at how low Tajikistan is in the world list (because apparently Africa, Southeast Asia, and for some reason, Saudi Arabia are absolutely nuts), but it's still at ~16 deaths per 100k pop to North Macedonia's ~5 😬

i assume a lot of that is the post-Soviet practice of believing seatbelts are abhorrent though

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Qtotonibudinibudet posted:

i assume a lot of that is the post-Soviet practice of believing vodka protects you from anything bad happening and meth gives you matrix time freeze powers though

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Looks like I’m in luck - the presidential campaign is kicking off today and there’s an VMRO DPMNE rally in Skopje. It’s super loud and there’s lots of (familiar) shouting about finally standing up from our knees and regaining lost honor.

Also, another bucket of meat was had, this time I think it was a variation on a gulash but I chose it due to the name - svojske meso. Not sure how many more days of this my body can take.

Oh! Also! Apparently you can still smoke indoors throughout the Balkans! It super sucks!

(I’ll stfu for the next few days as I drive down to Greece, but I’m coming back through Albania, Montenegro and BiH next week).

Mokotow fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Apr 4, 2024

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

I'm really, really glad that there was a widespread effort in Finland to make smoking terribly inconvenient if you're not at your house.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
This made me look up stuff for US, and while I don't know what this site is, it seems consistent with other places that have numbers:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Is USA honorary Eastern Europe?

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Wyoming looks like a strong candidate, yes

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

It's the trukks

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo makes me glad I somehow survived my trip to Yellowstone

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
So that's why there are so few people in Wyoming, they crash their cars before they can reproduce

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

https://www.thezebra.com/resources/driving/car-accidents-by-state/#:~:text=1.,100%2C000%20people%20from%20car%20accidents.

quote:

While Wyoming only reported 114 fatal crashes in 2020, it had a death rate of 22 per 100,000 people.

Wyoming’s standing is largely related to the state’s prevailing drunk driving accident numbers. According to the Wyoming Department of Transportation, Wyoming reported 772 crashes involving alcohol and 38 fatalities from alcohol-related crashes.

:hmmyes:

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Mokotow posted:

Oh! Also! Apparently you can still smoke indoors throughout the Balkans! It super sucks!

(I’ll stfu for the next few days as I drive down to Greece,

I have bad news for you about Greece and smoking

haddedam
Feb 19, 2024

by Fluffdaddy

Mokotow posted:

There’s this undercurrent in developed countries that produce from less developed countries (also: less regulated) is better, fresh, etc. In Poland, we tend to consider bread as something that was “lost” due to, I dunno, EU regulations, and “you can’t get bread like you used to!”. The worst part is I agree! I think bread used to be much better, and I recon so was meat.

In Poland, we’ve almost completely moved away from small farm meat production and changed to large conglomerates, and it’s kinda poo poo now. On the other hand, we just had a few people keel over because a dude was producing sausages in his backyard without any regulations and he used the wrong kind of gelatin. And this what I mean is “maybe it’s a load of bullshit, but the meat I had in Belgrade these last two days was amazing”.

Just get a stand mixer and make your own. I've never had good bread in Poland, Germany or other mid european nations, you guys are no Croatia, Italy or Hungary.

T. Used to have an annual roadtrip through entire europe from 98-09


Whuda thunk having no standards for safety once the car rolls off the dealers lot isn't good.
But at least the car manufacturers lobbied(bribed) the government to ensure those unsafe used foreign cars don't get imported and that you need to buy a truck just to tow.

haddedam fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Apr 5, 2024

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
I'll poke fun at what's over here all the time but if you think Italian bread is better than Polish bread then you are objectively in a tiny minority.

I did have bread almost as good in Norway whenever I was there. They're real proud of their bread. Almost as much as their coffee (for which they're mostly correct in being). It was nice and not leagues away from Polush bread but ours is still better.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Apr 5, 2024

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I guess weak people are afraid of rye

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

haddedam posted:

I've never had good bread in Poland, Germany or other mid european nations, you guys are no Croatia, Italy or Hungary.

Wie bitte‽

Comte de Saint-Germain
Mar 26, 2001

Snouk but and snouk ben,
I find the smell of an earthly man,
Be he living, or be he dead,
His heart this night shall kitchen my bread.

Rinkles posted:

Can’t say I agree about the bacon. It’s one of the things I try to buy at Polish stores (I’m in NJ) because it’s so much better. Maybe I need to try fancier American bacon because what I’ve eaten really doesn’t compare.

Maybe they are shipping the good stuff to the US, but any bacon I've ever had here* hasn't been salty enough and doesn't crisp up properly, it's always kind of wet and flaccid.

*I actually had some GREAT bacon this morning at a place in Warsaw called SERSO in praga. Delicious bagels, which is also a rarity in Poland.

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Bagels aren't the best in Poland but I don't really blame anyone for that. They're getting better. And to make real bagels you need either a multi-stage process involving NYC municipal water or a special oven from Montréal.

I'm not sure anywhere in Europe has proper bagels outside of one or two places in metropolises like London/Paris/Berlin that specifically advertise that they use NYC/MTL recipes and equipment.

haddedam
Feb 19, 2024

by Fluffdaddy
Bagels and such are complete unobtanium so I just make my own.

Most good food I have to make my own cause iron curtain stunted gastronomic development in baltics and made it go back to survival mode.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
I really enjoy reading the road trip reports, this is so much fun.

By the way, what's with the invasion of sci-fi Clinton avatars?

Comte de Saint-Germain
Mar 26, 2001

Snouk but and snouk ben,
I find the smell of an earthly man,
Be he living, or be he dead,
His heart this night shall kitchen my bread.

Bright Bart posted:

Bagels aren't the best in Poland but I don't really blame anyone for that.

well i think herr hitler may deserve a lot of the blame

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Torrannor posted:

I really enjoy reading the road trip reports, this is so much fun.

By the way, what's with the invasion of sci-fi Clinton avatars?

Clinton is a cool chick who is maybe juuust corrupt enough to seem relatable in our neck of the woods.

Poland can into space

And the Stars & Stripes? Haven't you see everything from pierogies to vodka being stamped with 'em on the label for positive association?

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Torrannor posted:

By the way, what's with the invasion of sci-fi Clinton avatars?

Someone bought them en masse to more than 30 regulars at the GBS Ukraine war thread as a punishment for being mean to the glorious Russia, and kept rebuying them if someone tried to switch back.

Osmosisch
Sep 9, 2007

I shall make everyone look like me! Then when they trick each other, they will say "oh that Coyote, he is the smartest one, he can even trick the great Coyote."



Grimey Drawer
Political avs is always CSPAM nonsense. It's whatever.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

armpit_enjoyer posted:

A radioactive source came up missing in Kraków. Knowing this country, we’ll put the Goiana incident to shame.

https://twitter.com/krakow_pl/status/1771657195135918344

Reminds me of the German guy who just walked off his job with a licence to buy Plutonium and the idiots didn't realize, for years, that he actually wasn't allowed anymore to buy radioactive materials

From memory, he kept hoarding Plutonium in his cellar, until the police came to arrest him. Someone had tipped them off that the guy was collecting unreasonable amounts of dangerous chemicals in his house, as a hobby.

He then panicked and buried the Plutonium in his garden when the police arrived, but then got arrested anyway, because of all the other dangerous poo poo in his collection.

He then told the police during interrogation about his hidden Plutonium stash, and the police called for specialists. They walked over the idiot's grounds with a Geigerzähler, found and then dug out and confiscated the Plutonium.

I remember reading this in our local news a couple years back and checking twice that the article wasn't posted on April 1st.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Just a quick blurb here that while Skopje as a city sucks ballz, Macedonia is shockingly beautiful and the highway from Skopje to Greece is one of the most wonderful roads I drove on.

Both Greece and Macedonia are stretching the definition of toll highway. In Macedonia, people have houses with drives connected directly to the highway shoulder. Right now in Greece I’m on a pay highway that’s one lane each way and allows overtaking

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Bright Bart posted:

I'll poke fun at what's over here all the time but if you think Italian bread is better than Polish bread then you are objectively in a tiny minority.

I did have bread almost as good in Norway whenever I was there. They're real proud of their bread. Almost as much as their coffee (for which they're mostly correct in being). It was nice and not leagues away from Polush bread but ours is still better.

people don’t buy ciabatta or focaccia, people across the world line up to buy uh ah chleb ziemniaczany and szołdra :poland: 🤢

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
had to google what a szołdra is and lol at the alt name on wikipedia

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Never heard of szołdra and holy poo poo that alt name

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Forget the name, almond meal bread with ham and sausage? :barf:

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

advanced statsman posted:

people don’t buy ciabatta or focaccia, people across the world line up to buy uh ah chleb ziemniaczany and szołdra :poland: 🤢

Actually, yes, depending on what we mean as the world over.

I have lived in places with more Italians than Poles and Germans combined and yet Polish and German bakeries are more popular than Italian ones which also exist there.

And I don't know any place flying over frozen ciabatta bread from Italy like they do sourdough rye from Poland and the Baltics.

Arzachel
May 12, 2012

haddedam posted:

Bagels and such are complete unobtanium so I just make my own.

Most good food I have to make my own cause iron curtain stunted gastronomic development in baltics and made it go back to survival mode.

I think it's less the iron curtain and more our bland-rear end palate, Caucasus food owns

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
I had the best Central Asian meal on my life in Vilnius. Ranks in my top 10 meals eaten for sure.

PolishPandaBear
Apr 10, 2009
Yo, śledzie i sałatka jarzynowa are delicious.

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
What's that Polish movie where a kid goes to a boarding school but it's scary I think maybe he finds out that he's actually a robot or the other kids are. Maybe one is built there while he's attending.

I distinctly remember being real scared when skin os pulled away to show metal innards.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

I’m thinking Akademia Pana Kleksa

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Bright Bart posted:

Actually, yes, depending on what we mean as the world over.

I have lived in places with more Italians than Poles and Germans combined and yet Polish and German bakeries are more popular than Italian ones which also exist there.

And I don't know any place flying over frozen ciabatta bread from Italy like they do sourdough rye from Poland and the Baltics.

Polish immigrant lines outside of a Polski Sklep in London/Hamburg shadow the fact that you can literally buy focaccia the world over I'm sure.
Like I don't get it, what's the defensible line to state that "people think Polish bakery is superior to literally world renown Italian bakery--present literally in every continent and in every large city" (and that right after "Polish luxury brands are the real 1% stuff" lol). Poland, nor anywhere in EE/CEE/whatever, doesn't need imported nationalism, especially not in areas where pride is only about locality and not quality. It's mind boggling tbh.

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

advanced statsman posted:

(and that right after "Polish luxury brands are the real 1% stuff" lol)

We're not going to go back to this, but I mentioned specific examples of publications saying this. I would look them up but I'm not sure it would do much good. If I found the Economist articles and Monocle articles and Robb Report articles saying this, would you get around the paywall to read them?

It's not nationalism. I genuinely think this. I may be wrong of course. But I have suspicions as to the claim that Italian bread is world famous for its quality. While I have seen with my own eyes upscale grocers selling 10 GBP loaves of frozen Polish and Lithuanian bread. And it's not working class Polish immigrants buying them.

If I told you that Polish pastry is better than French pastry you could call me out. But I'm not doing that.

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Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Cuisine wars are the stupidest arguments. Putting a pineapple in a pizza might be a war crime in Italy but who cares, the entire Nordics are enjoying the pepperoni/chicken, pineapple and blue cheese pizza because it works. What are the Italians going to do about it, write an angry letter to EU and try to ban it?

EDIT: And pineapple is ananas, its not from pines, its not an apple, and it should not be named universally as pineapple because some drunken hicks from Southport UK though that it kinda looks like something that came out from a pine tree.

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