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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
https://i.imgur.com/GKRnxne.mp4

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Whole house shook at 10:25.

4.7 earthquake under central New Jersey. I thought my foundation failed, or my one last old tree fell over.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

I hate driving though. Owning a car sucks big shits.

Based on my research, most of the Crew doesn't drive, but rather provides back office/garage support.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Escape From Noise posted:

I hate driving though. Owning a car sucks big shits.

Yeah. I put off owning a car for as long as I could but decided to eventually get one because I figured a guy with a car probably seems more date-able than someone without one.

Got up early this morning, went to gym, drove home and my parking entry pass was missing. And I didn't realize it until I was ready to pull in so I had to awkwardly back out into the street, find a space on the street, head inside, shower, feed the kitties, get dressed, rush back out and drive to work.

Thankfully I have a backup pass, but gently caress this is the second or third time poo poo has gone missing from my car in the parkade.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

PainterofCrap posted:

Whole house shook at 10:25.

4.7 earthquake under central New Jersey. I thought my foundation failed, or my one last old tree fell over.

Reading it here is better than a CNN news alert!

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
But I'm glad your foundation and trees were ok! :ohdear:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
5KPT EAST COAST GOONS CHECK IN PLEASE THANK U

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Escape From Noise posted:

Prepare for constant disappointment

Nah it's all good :respek:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



PainterofCrap posted:

Whole house shook at 10:25.

4.7 earthquake under central New Jersey. I thought my foundation failed, or my one last old tree fell over.

Same, was on a call and FREEEEEEAKED OOOOOUT when the whole house did a jiggly dance

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I didn’t feel anything here. Feeling left out now :(

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

bagmonkey posted:

5KPT EAST COAST GOONS CHECK IN PLEASE THANK U

South Florida remains South Florida. Take that as you will.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

5KPT EAST COAST GOONS CHECK IN PLEASE THANK U

Thanks buddy all good here

This but today's date:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I didn’t feel anything here. Feeling left out now :(

Coworker in Griswold (the Gris as we like to call it) didnt feel it either

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

South Florida remains South Florida. Take that as you will.

good luck this summer :(

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

bagmonkey posted:

good luck this summer :(

It’s already begun. We already hit like 85° earlier this week and the highs (Which we’ll come close to if not exceed) are expected to be like 87° next week. I’m just bracing for when the rainy season really starts…

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Yeah. I put off owning a car for as long as I could but decided to eventually get one because I figured a guy with a car probably seems more date-able than someone without one.

Got up early this morning, went to gym, drove home and my parking entry pass was missing. And I didn't realize it until I was ready to pull in so I had to awkwardly back out into the street, find a space on the street, head inside, shower, feed the kitties, get dressed, rush back out and drive to work.

Thankfully I have a backup pass, but gently caress this is the second or third time poo poo has gone missing from my car in the parkade.

I live in a country where most people don't own a car. But the list of reasons why I'm undatable is pretty long.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Oof. It's still below freezing here most of the time.

I figure in ten or twenty years this is gonna be a summer vacation spot just because it'll be cooler in the summer.

If wildfires don't wipe us out first.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.


I may have watched this fifty times already. I'm half-expecting them to look at the camera like Wile E. Coyote.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


bagmonkey posted:

5KPT EAST COAST GOONS CHECK IN PLEASE THANK U

Eastern CT here, I didn't feel anything.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


AN IMPORTANT UPDATE FROM THE CAT CAMERAS



THAT IS NOT MR EYES

https://i.imgur.com/xutsd2w.mp4

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

AN IMPORTANT UPDATE FROM THE CAT CAMERAS



THAT IS NOT MR EYES

https://i.imgur.com/xutsd2w.mp4

hello yes am scandinavian spiny kat here to eat cat foods

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

AN IMPORTANT UPDATE FROM THE CAT CAMERAS



THAT IS NOT MR EYES

https://i.imgur.com/xutsd2w.mp4

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

bagmonkey posted:

5KPT EAST COAST GOONS CHECK IN PLEASE THANK U

Earthquakes seem like the scariest natural disaster because there is never any warning. Like at least we know when a big snowstorm or hurricane is coming.

I say this as someone who had never lived in a place where earthquakes can happen although they're trying to change that with fracking :thumbsup:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I FEEL NOTHING LEBOWSKI, NOTHING!

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Earthquakes seem like the scariest natural disaster because there is never any warning. Like at least we know when a big snowstorm or hurricane is coming.

I say this as someone who had never lived in a place where earthquakes can happen although they're trying to change that with fracking :thumbsup:

The fact that we can influence earthquakes is bonkers to me.

It's like some Cobra from GI Joe or James Bond villain poo poo

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i have recently viewed major motion picture SAN ANDREAS so i feel qualified to answer any questions you may have about earthquakes

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

i have recently viewed major motion picture SAN ANDREAS so i feel qualified to answer any questions you may have about earthquakes

lol this is why I cozy up to private pilots.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I hope they're helo pilots. Plane is also good, but you really want helo for a hard to reach place.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Escape From Noise posted:

I live in a country where most people don't own a car. But the list of reasons why I'm undatable is pretty long.

Your penis not being one of them HEYOOOOOOOO

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

AN IMPORTANT UPDATE FROM THE CAT CAMERAS

THAT IS NOT MR EYES


I'm not complaining but I do have questions

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I hope they're helo pilots. Plane is also good, but you really want helo for a hard to reach place.

Looking to meet one of those jetpack guys.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

i have recently viewed major motion picture SAN ANDREAS so i feel qualified to answer any questions you may have about earthquakes

Hello yes I have a question: how many snacks should i have immediately following an earthquake?

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I'm not complaining but I do have questions

it has been a crazy day, there was also a badger and a rat at one point

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

it has been a crazy day, there was also a badger and a rat at one point

And Dorkus had a dog sighting yesterday, I'm slightly confused but I think I know what's going on

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Hello yes I have a question: how many snacks should i have immediately following an earthquake?

Probably all of them in case it’s your last chance to enjoy snacks.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Hello yes I have a question: how many snacks should i have immediately following an earthquake?

7, minimum

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Probably all of them in case it’s your last chance to enjoy snacks.


Ruby Gloom posted:

7, minimum

Excellent this is the same number for both replies

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



My OnlyFans is not doing well. Maybe I should spice things up with an earthquake themed shoot

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

My OnlyFans is not doing well. Maybe I should spice things up with an earthquake themed shoot

ilbsm so dummy thicc he caused an earthquake

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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i think it is important that we all know there is a cat feeder cam wiki

https://streetcat.wiki/index.php/List_of_Cats#All_Identified_Cats

Mr Fear is the champion

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