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Is there anyone in this thread who could help me with my resume? We could work on it here and receive a diverse set of opinions. If we're lucky, things might turn out better than expected.
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Apr 5, 2024 09:07
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D-Pad posted:Thanks to you and others. I'd say the cards were surprisingly accurate. My dad died so loss cards are appropriate. I'm good though, the way it all went down was the best scenario we could have hoped for with him. Jazerus posted:good news everyone. we got the finest minds in ufology on the case and the thread title has been reverse-engineered to perfection Riot Bimbo posted:So i've stepped off the forums to handle life. Riot Bimbo posted:also this is a documentary, i've decided: Good Soldier Svejk posted:I don't put much stock in animal mysticism but I have to share the story of my beloved neighborhood friend, the bedraggled fox. Also, I fully support a goon project to un-desiccate the 100% real alien mummies. Finally, I'd like to ask for a card draw from the thread on my own behalf this time. There have been a lot of major life changes and decisions happening lately, not all of them positive. I'm wondering what adjustments I need to make to my path, if any.
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Apr 5, 2024 11:54
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Carp posted:Is there anyone in this thread who could help me with my resume? We could work on it here and receive a diverse set of opinions. If we're lucky, things might turn out better than expected. have you tried https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3553582&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 ? im kinda curious what u are going for if youre asking here lol
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Apr 5, 2024 12:55
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Riot Bimbo posted:Got a couple of discord messages saying I was missed, which might be overblown but hi thread. My life is really hectic right now. I was gonna go get married in Texas in my mom's back yard with an impromptu ceremony under the eclipse (she lives under the line of totality) that was sure to be woo as gently caress, but I used those resources to get my sister up here and out of a DV situation. My sister is pretty mindfucked and the abuser is trying to lure her back actively, so i'm having a hard time, the last interview I landed started with criticizing my dress and ended when i terminated the interview after getting straight up insulted, and I'm mostly just not getting that far. i expect you are aware of this already but you own, keep on keepin' on
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Apr 5, 2024 13:54
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theres a new argentinian comedy series this thread might be interested in: fabricante de ovnis, or ufo factory https://www.imdb.com/title/tt31888602/episodes/?ref_=tt_eps_sm 
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Apr 5, 2024 14:07
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Sleekly posted:have you tried https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3553582&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 ? We're aiming to elevate my career from a position with a $120k salary to one exceeding $200k, transitioning from a Senior .Net Developer to a Staff/Principal Engineer. This leap will likely necessitate assistance that is supernormal, metaphysical, or ontological in nature.
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Apr 5, 2024 14:33
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I got u, you need to be prepared to complete a specific set of rituals. How much time do you have e: are you currently employed and/or required to do normal job stuff also what is your religious affiliation if any
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Apr 5, 2024 14:41
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basically what i'm saying is if you've got like 18 months to kill you can pirate the critical translation of the book of abramelin, presuming you meet certain requirements. This isn't going to work if ye bible isn't going to work for you, etc
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Apr 5, 2024 14:50
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It is all pretty time sensitive. We live pay check to pay check, like most Americans, and health insurance has become a specter.
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Apr 5, 2024 15:13
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I actually review a lot of resumes, but I'm not in your field and probably wouldn't know what to do with yours.
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Apr 5, 2024 15:13
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My mother is dying, my father is losing it, my step father lost it and my step mother is falling down a lot. My brother is trying to start a pack rafting business and he is waiting on the website I promised. My adult sons are looking at me, I'm likely a stand out role model in their lives.
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Apr 5, 2024 15:16
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Carp posted:My mother is dying, my father is losing it, my step father lost it and my step mother is falling down a lot. My brother is trying to start a pack rafting business and he is waiting on the website I promised. My adult sons are looking at me, I'm likely a stand out role model in their lives. Carp posted:It is all pretty time sensitive. We live pay check to pay check, like most Americans, and health insurance has become a specter. There's a lot you can do to tweak a resume (including hiring a professional; it can feel like a waste to spend money when things are desperate, but the services they offer can actually help a lot with getting your application noticed). Some free ideas include being as specific as you can about your achievements in regards to time and records (years-months spent on a project, names of awards/certifications/trainings you got, that kind of thing). Also it's usually a good idea to include any people management experience you have, even as a hobby like running a chat channel or multiplayer video games. Even if you're not applying for a management position, for whatever reason it seems like a lot of employers appreciate having employees who are capable of making management-type decisions, especially under stress. On top of that, the biggest thing for me has been having friends or a community who could be references. Getting people you've worked with is ideal, but even if some of your references are just friends outside of the job, they probably know you well enough to speak about your experience and work ethic diplomatically to an employer. Every job I've ever gotten was because a friend's recommendation got my resume put toward the metaphorical top of the pile. I know it might feel kind of weird since it seems a lot like nepotism, but you can also view it as solidarity since it isn't like a family dynasty you're making or anything. Best wishes to you, I really hope things work out for you and your family.
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Apr 5, 2024 16:01
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deffo hit up the threads sleekly linked, if it’s the goon(s) I think they’ve been at it for like 20 years
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Apr 5, 2024 16:15
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This is my resume. It is about as tight as I can make it, leaving small things in there for balance. No people stuff. *snip* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody has issued a correction as of 16:46 on Apr 5, 2024 |
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Apr 5, 2024 16:30
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You uh might want to edit the name to not doxx yourself I have reviewed many a resume and interviewed many a dev in the past few years so ill post some thoughts in a bit
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Apr 5, 2024 16:46
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Sleekly posted:im kinda curious what u are going for if youre asking here lol P'ntys are galactic HR doers
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Apr 5, 2024 17:39
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what in the hell is going on in here
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Apr 5, 2024 17:43
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The Saucer Hovers posted:what in the hell is going on in here sup
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Apr 5, 2024 17:46
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was a pretty cool name though
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Apr 5, 2024 17:48
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everyone got mummy fever
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Apr 5, 2024 17:48
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I gotta fever, and the only cure, is more diatomaceous earth!
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Apr 5, 2024 17:57
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my bony fealty posted:everyone got mummy fever it is the heat of passionate engagement not of febrile malaise
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Apr 5, 2024 17:58
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Bilirubin posted:I gotta fever, Do not inhale. Do not inhale.
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Apr 5, 2024 17:58
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The Saucer Hovers posted:what in the hell is going on in here shouldn't've dipped 'em
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Apr 5, 2024 17:59
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I do wonder what former thread favourite Su from Sandia has been up to recently
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Apr 5, 2024 18:00
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I hope you're OK carp
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Apr 5, 2024 18:00
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also whats her name, who had the rally at the Lincoln Memorial? Simpler times
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Apr 5, 2024 18:00
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didn’t she have cancer or something? I didn’t really keep up with the p’nuts
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Apr 5, 2024 18:03
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The Saucer Hovers posted:what in the hell is going on in here Aurora borealis
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Apr 5, 2024 18:18
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Riot Bimbo posted:<snip>
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Apr 5, 2024 18:26
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Pullin for all thread regs (and non-regs, and lurkers too) who are finding themselves in a spot of bother atm Love and mercy to you all I am finding myself in exile from my family for daring to stand up to my bullying narcissist of a father last weekend, after he acted shockingly badly, even for him. I'm meant to be going home right now but instead am having to crash on a friend's couch All the therapy and meditation and drugs mean I'm better able to have this fight than my siblings (they're not in a position to rebel openly though they support me and are supplying figurative tanks and ammo). My mother meanwhile has thrown me under the bus, which hurts worse than any other part of this x1000 I am suddenly faced with the very real chance I will never get to go home again. It's sombering, as our boi would say I don't regret it one bit though Barry Foster has issued a correction as of 18:44 on Apr 5, 2024 |
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Apr 5, 2024 18:41
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my bony fealty posted:everyone got mummy fever
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Apr 5, 2024 18:43
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Please send good vibes my way. Nothing significant has happened, I'm just not built for this life
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Apr 5, 2024 18:50
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A human incarnation is a very valuable thing. Learn what you can
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Apr 5, 2024 18:51
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Please send good vibes my way. Nothing significant has happened, I'm just not built for this life Blasting out waves of positive energy like a DBZ character powering up.
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Apr 5, 2024 18:53
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Please send good vibes my way. Nothing significant has happened, I'm just not built for this life  It might not always feel like it, but I think you're built for anything, PMJ
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Apr 5, 2024 18:54
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Barry Foster posted:Pullin for all thread regs (and non-regs, and lurkers too) who are finding themselves in a spot of bother atm i feel you; my parents disowned me. it’s kinda rough at first even though you know you don’t deserve it. good on you for standing up for yourself and while it sucks it’ll be healthier in the long term than sticking around and dealing with them. on a cheerier i thought i’d let this bird thread know that we have two (there may be a third now) extras birds (they are so fuzzy)  
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Apr 5, 2024 19:00
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this is a great thread and I wish lightness and love to everyone here.
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Apr 5, 2024 19:03
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Love, another completely unproven concept, no physical evidence except some videos on the Internet
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Apr 5, 2024 19:46
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Barry Foster posted:I am suddenly faced with the very real chance I will never get to go home again. It's sombering, as our boi would say home is where you’re loved and valued, not necessarily where your parents are
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