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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i'm ready to tune into some late-night west coast baseball tonight and the only game that's not finished is a white sox game where they're losing 10-1 to the loving ROYALS???????? WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS poo poo????? Congress, do something NOW

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

R.D. Mangles posted:

i'm ready to tune into some late-night west coast baseball tonight and the only game that's not finished is a white sox game where they're losing 10-1 to the loving ROYALS???????? WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS poo poo????? Congress, do something NOW

They just gave up 8 runs in the 7th, yes.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
I don't think the White Sox are an actual baseball team

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

AL Central looking to be another Tigers/Twins/Guards slapfight based on this Royals/White Sox showing

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
I like how the Marlins were barely good and squeaked out a bunch of one run wins last year, so they responded by trading away their good defense for an infield made of Burger, Anderson, and Arraez and no pitchers.

Surely that was going to work and this run is just bad luck.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Today will be Ohtani's first game at Wrigley, he missed all three games when the Angels came to town in 2019 (including a makeup game two months after it was originally scheduled)

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Good morning. Hope ya’ll on the east coast are okay with the flooding and the earthquake and whatnot.

:siren:TODAY’S SCHEDULE:siren:

    Friday April 5

  • TOR @ NYY
    1:05 PM ET
    Sportsnet, YES, MLBN

  • OAK @ DET
    1:10 PM ET
    NBCSCA, BSDET

  • LAD @ CHC
    2:20 PM ET
    SNLA, MARQ

  • TB @ COL
    4:10 PM ET
    BSSUN, COLR, MLBN

  • BAL @ PIT
    4:12 PM ET
    MASN2, SNP

  • SD @ SF
    4:35 PM ET
    SDPA, NBCSBA

  • NYM @ CIN
    6:40 PM ET
    Apple TV+

  • PHI @ WSH
    6:45 PM ET
    NBCSP+, MASN

  • AZ @ ATL
    7:20 PM ET
    ARID, BSSO

  • CWS @ KC
    7:40 PM ET
    NBCSCH, BSKC

  • HOU @ TEX
    8:05 PM ET
    Apple TV+

  • SEA @ MIL
    8:10 PM ET
    RSNW, BSWI

  • BOS @ LAA
    9:38 PM ET
    NESN, BSW, MLBN
https://x.com/_hornik_/status/1776254930505937124?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Bregor posted:

I'd like to welcome the rest of the SAS community to Cubsposting this weekend, I'm sure we can all defeat the insidious Evil Empire that is the Los Angeles Dodgers

I actually don't hate the Dodgers (yet) cos a bunch of their guys like Mookie and my large adult son from Japan Shohei are actually pretty cool but whatever

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004


I looked
And behold a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was Mets
Let's go Mets baby love da Mets

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Is that Noam Chomsky right behind home plate at the Yankee game?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/MaxTGoodman/status/1776298837998436694

ew

also ew, Stanton K'ing on a pitch a foot out of the strike zone

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Apr 5, 2024

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
How many innings will end with "Judge walks - Stanton strikes out swinging"

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Bregor posted:

How many innings will end with "Judge walks - Stanton strikes out swinging"

Probably a lot. The leash with Stanton seems to be without an end.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Bregor posted:

How many innings will end with "Judge walks - Stanton strikes out swinging"

Many, then he will do the thing where you can't get him out for three weeks, then go back to sucking again

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Nodoze posted:

Many, then he will do the thing where you can't get him out for three weeks, then go back to sucking again

Those 3 week stretches are more like 5 days now.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
4 line drives in the first 7 ABs, and nothing to show for it in Detroit.

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull

ozymandius1024 posted:

4 line drives in the first 7 ABs, and nothing to show for it in Detroit.

They are hitting the ball very hard...directly to the other team's players.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Trevino, you suck as a hitter. TAKE A loving WALK.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Coors cat is lovely and is ready for baseball
https://x.com/coorsfieldcat/status/1776289109079937462?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

$4.5 million says the Cubs win

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Judge walk, Stanton K 2 times in 3 innings lol. On strike 4 too.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Oh poo poo, it’s Bobby’s birthday, too.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


they can't let Kyle pitch in this game. Just bring up some oaf to get shelled.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
The Blue Jays have scored a run in 1 (one) of their last 33 (thirty-three) innings

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Kyle gonna throw a no no

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
MadDog at 3b today

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

R.D. Mangles posted:

they can't let Kyle pitch in this game. Just bring up some oaf to get shelled.

No, no. The oaf is tomorrow.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Mookie Betts and Ohtani Bets

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
This is gonna get ugly fast

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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The Yankees are 6-1 but i don't think their hitting has looked good AT ALL.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


mcmagic posted:

The Yankees are 6-1 but i don't think their hitting has looked good AT ALL.

they're up against the unstoppable juggernaut that is kooch in yank stadium, nothing they can do

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Somebody who is watching...is Shohei broken out of his mini slump? How did that double look?

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Kyle seems way to cool to be from Newport Beach

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

mdemone posted:

Somebody who is watching...is Shohei broken out of his mini slump? How did that double look?

I'd bet the farm on Ohtani being out of his slump

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Oh jeeze

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Happ you dingus

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Glove Glove winner Ian Happ

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Defense really needs to step it up this weekend

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Happ off to an oafish start in LF this year.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
lol good job

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