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It's just a friendly misunderstanding because it was his mother, not any other woman (in which case trying to murder her would be totally understandable)
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Troublemaker posted:Many pages back, but wasn't Cujo originally a wrestler or boxer or someone and that's who King's characters named the dog after? Not that anyone on earth would make that connection before thinking of the rabid murder dog. I've met more than one dog called Cujo at the dog park, it kind of seems like it's begging for trouble. (Also one extremely hyper jack russell called Pablo Escobark.)
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Apr 6, 2024 00:59
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lol that the mom got completely loving ambushed and still managed to do the QTEs to Tiger Drop a psycho at Olive Garden. Op is an annoying NPC in a Yakuza game
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Apr 6, 2024 01:01
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Smirking_Serpent posted:lol that the mom got completely loving ambushed and still managed to do the QTEs to Tiger Drop a psycho at Olive Garden. Op is an annoying NPC in a Yakuza game
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Apr 6, 2024 01:02
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Hughlander posted:AITA for expecting more from my mother? This definitely happened in a Waffle House, right? https://i.imgur.com/ZQnUzrk.mp4
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Apr 6, 2024 01:05
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So, I don't get that story. did the GF think that the mother was a rival woman after Ops heart or something? Maybe she gave her son a peck on the cheek or something? not that that's an excuse but even crazies have some sort triggering circumstance. It doesn't make any sense.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:08
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Hobnob posted:(Also one extremely hyper jack russell called Pablo Escobark.) My Jack mix was unfortunately already named when I got him, or he would have been Bob Barker.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:12
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Nah she was just a woman in op's presence and Girlfriend is jealous. OP discovered that this is a kink of his and now needs his mom to apologize.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:13
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To me it also doesn't make sense that she'd go after the other woman instead of the BF. I'm not a psycho who attacks other people, but I'd think the blame would go to the guy she thinks is cheating on her, not whatever woman he's sitting with. Does the OP in the comments say why in the hell he's okay with the GF's behavior? I can think of fewer things that'd make me drop my significant other like a hot potato than them screaming and running across a restaurant and physically attacking someone I'm dining with.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:15
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Troublemaker posted:Does the OP in the comments say why in the hell he's okay with the GF's behavior? I can think of fewer things that'd make me drop my significant other like a hot potato than them screaming and running across a restaurant and physically attacking someone I'm dining with. Nah, op isn't in the comments and this is on one of the weirdo side-reddits so there's probably not gonna be much interaction from him (Literally no one is taking his side) It got removed from the main AITA board for breaking the rules on 'posts containing violence'
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Apr 6, 2024 01:18
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The bi-wife situation is easy to resolve. Just sit at your desk frowning, and when someone asks 'what's wrong' you reply "Well, it's my wife, she's been acting really odd. Came out as bisexual, and says if I don't tell everyone I can I'm not supporting her properly." Situation resolved, and in the manner of one of the four designated non-work conversastion topics at the office: Complaining about the SO. The other three are weather, weekend plans and recent TV.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:23
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Hughlander posted:In the end she did drop the charges but told me as long as I choose to stick my dick in crazy, then I choose not to be in her life. This sounds like a cool rear end mom tbqh. Too bad her son is a pussy-whipped loser. If anyone ever attacked my Mom, they'd be dead. I would go to jail for that bitch.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:27
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:This sounds like a cool rear end mom tbqh. Too bad her son is a pussy-whipped loser. Yeah but my girlfriend is really cool once you look past the ultra psycho attacking behavior
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Apr 6, 2024 01:32
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Please, have some empathy for the guy. He's obviously staying because he fears for his life should he ever try to get out.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:34
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Yeah, normally I can turn my head sideways and squint and see why things are happening the way they are but that story is just so stupid. The OP is terminally stupid and so is his GF.
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At least OP's dad and brother are siding with the mom on this one. Even stepmom is staying the gently caress out of it. OP should probably get used to losing other relationships in his life if he sticks with Cujo here.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:48
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Troublemaker posted:To me it also doesn't make sense that she'd go after the other woman instead of the BF. I'm not a psycho who attacks other people, but I'd think the blame would go to the guy she thinks is cheating on her, not whatever woman he's sitting with. This is a chronic problem with people whose SO cheats on them, getting furious at the other person LURING THEIR SO AWAY.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:55
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CoffeeBoofer posted:My wife drives a Subaru hatchback, what car does your wife drive, Bob? where i live the stereotype is a big lifted truck if your femme and a minivan if your masc
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Apr 6, 2024 02:02
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It doesn’t even say that the gf attacked the mom because she thought the OP was having an affair; there’s literally no explanation given, plausible or not 
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The Maroon Hawk posted:It doesn’t even say that the gf attacked the mom because she thought the OP was having an affair; there’s literally no explanation given, plausible or not Eh, "didn't know it was my mom," just another woman? It's not a very big gap to fill.
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Apr 6, 2024 02:07
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:This sounds like a cool rear end mom tbqh. Too bad her son is a pussy-whipped loser. Username/post combo right here
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Apr 6, 2024 02:07
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Midnight Voyager posted:Eh, "didn't know it was my mom," just another woman? It's not a very big gap to fill. Maybe she attacks any woman she sees if she doesn't know who they are, whether they are with her boyfriend or not
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Apr 6, 2024 02:10
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Maybe she attacks any woman she sees if she doesn't know who they are, whether they are with her boyfriend or not Maybe the girlfriend is a super territorial dog? Have we thought of that?
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Apr 6, 2024 02:19
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Woozie66 posted:Maybe the girlfriend is a super territorial dog? Have we thought of that?
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Maybe she attacks any woman she sees if she doesn't know who they are, whether they are with her boyfriend or not Fight Woman origin story. She does that, but never wins a fight.
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Apr 6, 2024 02:39
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Scathach posted:I'm out to my coworkers because I had to put a stop to really lovely jokes when I first started. They're deep in redneck territory (we sell John Deere tractors) but have become tolerant of, and friendly toward, The Gays 🌈 because now they know one and it's not just some strange thing they heard on the internet. Keep up the good work 👏
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FMguru posted:Here's a cute one for the end of the week Tuesday it ain't
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Midnight Voyager posted:Eh, "didn't know it was my mom," just another woman? It's not a very big gap to fill. Sure, but you’d still think at some point he, y’know, ask her why she did it Actually, that’s probably giving him way too much credit
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Smirking_Serpent posted:lol that the mom got completely loving ambushed and still managed to do the QTEs to Tiger Drop a psycho at Olive Garden. Op is an annoying NPC in a Yakuza game Mum's got some serious hands. Delivering concussions to random ambushers.
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Apr 6, 2024 03:16
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Biplane posted:Work is a prison and I trust my fellow inmates only a little more than I do the wardens, which is not at all. It's this tbh and I think I learned the instinct in high school Captain Underpants had it right, prison is like school but better funded
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AITA for asking my husband to not invite/visit BIL’s family indefinitely because I am pregnant and we always get sick after visiting them?quote:My husband and I are expecting our first baby this summer, and I’m currently about 6 months pregnant. My BIL has a toddler and school aged kids, and it seems between all of them, someone is the the house is always sick with something. but typhoid barry is such a good brother
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Hughlander posted:AITAH for going out with friends for the weekend after my wife locked me out of the bedroom and gave me the silent treatment. I love how, instead of saying, "Hey, OP can you take the rubbish out?" Which would have solved everything. Dude would know what the problem was, she would be reminded its her turn, so there would be no misunderstanding, and all would be well. But instead of that, she feels the need to put a lock on their bedroom door, for multiple nights not tell him anything about why, and it is explicitly as a "punishment" for something as petty as forgetting to take the rubbish out, (when in actuality he did nothing wrong). And on a more serious note, I am weirded out by the way she feels the need to "punish" her husband for minor indiscretions, and does so by the use of a lock on the bedroom door. Denying physical affection is a way to show that you are mad at your partner. But to need a lock to do it? To do it explicitly as a "punishment" That is not the sign of a happy or healthy relationship.
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35F and 38M on track for divorce after meeting Caribbean captainquote:I have been married for eleven years, and have two beautiful children, 9 and 5. Been faithful throughout. However I had the most challenging and perplexed trip with a fishing captain in the Caribbean, who also happens to have a YouTube channel, somewhat of a local celeb. I booked his charter prior to knowing anything about him. I cannot for the life of me forget about him and I continue to want to go back to him and check out what might have been. It is almost a soul pulling thing. Like WTF was that? Let me explain.
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Apr 6, 2024 03:34
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Propaniac posted:35F and 38M on track for divorce after meeting Caribbean captain Is this just Captain Ron?
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Propaniac posted:35F and 38M on track for divorce after meeting Caribbean captain Yes, definitely blow up your life for some hot youtuber you met on vacation, just make sure to keep us updated on how it goes.
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The Maroon Hawk posted:Sure, but you’d still think at some point he, y’know, ask her why she did it I don't think that he doesn't know why she did it. He just thinks "Oh, women be like that, they attack a woman going out with their man unless it's his mom." Basically I think that he doesn't mention it because it's just so obvious and normal and true to him that why should he mention it?
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How about a little r/legaladvice content, as a treat: I had an affair and a child resulted. We have done a non court ordered DNA test and I am the biological father. How can I ensure I am not declared the father legally in court? quote:I had an affair and a child resulted. We have done a non court ordered DNA test and I am the biological father. How can I ensure I am not declared the father legally in court? Edit to add I don't want my family finding out about this or being chased by child support etc Hope you have access to a time machine and an instruction manual about keeping it in your pants, buddy, I think that's your best chance here
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Captain Hygiene posted:How about a little r/legaladvice content, as a treat:
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mystes posted:Don't be so quick to dismiss the option of him faking his death
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