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The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Philippe posted:

Please post smooth Garak

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

"Sinisterly flavoured, with gay undertones" is a work of art in its own right.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

wakka wakka
Oct 9, 2004

Philippe posted:

Please post smooth Garak

Garak is always smooth

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
smooth

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Red is Dead
Apr 28, 2008

The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.
Man, real life shrek adaptation doesn’t stay faithful to the animated movie.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

I remember this guy from morrowind

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
If garak and the doc weren't smooching off camera I'm the queen of england

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Weird how that works. Guess I'll steal from my people!

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



down1nit posted:

If garak and the doc weren't smooching off camera I'm the queen of england


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqvl2hhFkko&t=2793s

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

No to Smarak

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
Garak <-> Smooth Garak <-> Shrek

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Mindless posted:

Garak <-> Smooth Garak <-> Shrek

How dare you come in here and post the joke I was just about to post

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

...Kryten?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What did they do to you?????

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

CloFan posted:

Yard Sard
A shameful pig
The world is a gently caress


And now this

Remember, remember Eleventh September,
Bibble Penis and Bob

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 16:51 on Apr 6, 2024

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


Mods are asleep, post smooth beveled Kryten

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
BBC news with cuttingly insightful journalism:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Fuckin nailed it

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Later in the article I hope they talk to someone who mistook it for a large truck going by!

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Lobok posted:

Later in the article I hope they talk to someone who mistook it for a large truck going by!

I thought it was a volcano. But I see the world wildly and in wild ways.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

space uncle posted:

I thought it was a volcano. But I see the world wildly and in wild ways.

Well they did have that random one in LA like two decades ago.

I think Tommy Lee Jones killed it somehow. So yeah, if New Jersey does end up with a Volcano maybe give him a call or something.

Or not if you want a Volcano there. They are pretty rad.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

I only view images rendered into ASCII through my 300 baud modem cartridge on my Commodore 64 via my local BBS when no one else in the house needs to use the phone.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mushika posted:

I only view images rendered into ASCII through my 300 baud modem cartridge on my Commodore 64 via my local BBS when no one else in the house needs to use the phone.

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https://arstechnica.com/security/2024/03/researchers-use-ascii-art-to-elicit-harmful-responses-from-5-major-ai-chatbots/

dr_rat has a new favorite as of 15:52 on Apr 6, 2024

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

ultrafilter posted:

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It's not proper ASCII art if it shows correctly!!!

(but thanks for the tip on pre bbcode stuff anyway, didn't know that!)

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

space uncle posted:

I thought it was a volcano. But I see the world wildly and in wild ways.

okay, who told Randall he was creative and interesting?

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Feb 21, 2005

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I think we can go smoother

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

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I appreciate this COVID safe ASCII art

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Philippe posted:

I think we can go smoother



cant get much smoother than that

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

freeedr posted:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

Lot had 2 girls at the same time man

I just finished watching "Evil Alien Conquerors" and now I hate that guy whatever his name is.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Ladies Love Smooth Garak.










Don't call it a comeback!

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
*Sonic Youth riffing*
Smooth thing sitting with a doctor
Now you know you're sure looking...uh...poo poo

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

I'm surprised that I couldn't find a Smooth Garak doom.wad

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I’m honest to god trying not to cry rn I love this

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Nfcknblvbl posted:

I'm surprised that I couldn't find a Smooth Garak doom.wad

Be the change you want to see in this world!

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