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It can't be understated how horrible it was to play against Eldar in 2nd edition of 40k. I still get irrationally angry when I think about pop up attacks
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eldar get consolation for sucking in lore by kicking rear end in the actual game
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Literally A Person posted:Give me a miniatures tt game I can win by negotiating a long lasting peace with huge exposed knockers. Kingdom Death
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Hollismason posted:It can't be understated how horrible it was to play against Eldar in 2nd edition of 40k. this but 4th edition Tau also the person I played against was a scumbag cheater never again
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Apr 6, 2024 02:05
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Eh, we lost a lot of the blatant fetish/cheesecake material, but on the plus side we now have a lot more actually-cool grimdark ladies loving up xenos and heretics on equal footing: Sometimes they even get a model! 
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Apr 6, 2024 03:08
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ChickenHeart posted:Eh, we lost a lot of the blatant fetish/cheesecake material, but on the plus side we now have a lot more actually-cool grimdark ladies loving up xenos and heretics on equal footing: They should be the same as the men, why aren't they wearing armor?
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Apr 6, 2024 03:12
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catachans are an entire ethnicity of rambos and never wear significant armor
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Apr 6, 2024 03:14
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Catachans are too badass to wear armor
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Xun posted:Catachans are too badass to wear armor Well that is just dumb. Gotta protect those good boobies
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Apr 6, 2024 03:18
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Well that is just dumb. Gotta protect those good boobies They are, those bad girls are lifted and separated.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:They should be the same as the men, why aren't they wearing armor? this is what the man look like 
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Apr 6, 2024 03:23
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The imperium of man is a sprawling galaxy-wide empire consisting of millions of worlds, trillions of people and about as many tits. It would be a waste of resources to protect their chests when those resources could go towards a slightly bigger pauldron on a space marine or even more exotic drugs for a noble's breakfast
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So are sleeves considered heresy, impractical, or just unknown?
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against their ethnicity, like not eating bread would be to a german
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Gripweed posted:this is what the man look like calm down Sylvester
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:calm down Sylvester 
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They are not kidding that Catachan is an entire planet of Rambos, its primarily inhabitants, export, and culture is Rambos
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I'm just a Brian Dennehy in a world of Rambos
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Catachans are my favorite subfaction in 40k; they're not in the limelight like the Cadians/Krieg, but they get a little trickle of miniatures and books every now and then that keeps them around the setting. They exist in that sweet-spot where they're juust fleshed-out enough that you can portray them however you want; whether as comically-ridiculous space-Rambos, compassionless Vietnam allegories, or anything in-between. I also first collected these guys because they were pretty much the only army that was depicted as being made up of multiple races in their art and models waay back in 2001:  (The old Catachan Codex freakin' ruled)
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Rambo planet is the most important planet in the Stallone system , other being Rocky planet, Cliffhanger planet, and Stop or my Mom Will Shoot planet.
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Rambo planet is the most important planet in the Stallone system , other being Rocky planet, Cliffhanger planet, and Stop or my Mom Will Shoot planet. there is also a Cobra moon
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Don't forget Catachans are also the cast of Predator. (Minus the Predator itself)Vampire Panties posted:there is also a Cobra moon I got mixed up and pictured COBRA, and frankly they'd fit right in, probably as an Alpha Legion catspaw. Really, the whole fun of 40k is that it's built out of unsubtle pop culture ripoffs and pastiches as well as historical, you can make your own army or even subfaction with pretty much whatever aesthetic you want. The Imperial Guard are particularly popular for that, as I said a lot of armies are clearly aimed at crossover with historical wargame fans and history nerds in general. Oddly enough, this actually makes it more stand-out suspicious when someone shows up with what's blatantly a Nazi army, since the ground Imperium aesthetics are already close enough the extra effort is frankly unnecessary. At least especially since the management change GW's been pretty open about how they don't want anything to do with those types and pretty sure it's store and event policy to eject them immediately.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Don't forget Catachans are also the cast of Predator. (Minus the Predator itself) Yeah, Eldar are the Predator 
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Necrons are Terminators, Tyranids are Alien Xenonorphs, Orks are... Mad Max antagonists? Yep, you got it. Slaaneshi followers and daemons are Cenobites.
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ChickenHeart posted:Catachans are my favorite subfaction in 40k; they're not in the limelight like the Cadians/Krieg, but they get a little trickle of miniatures and books every now and then that keeps them around the setting. They exist in that sweet-spot where they're juust fleshed-out enough that you can portray them however you want; whether as comically-ridiculous space-Rambos, compassionless Vietnam allegories, or anything in-between. Honestly, my dream is that the Henry Cavill WH40k project has one episode that's basically a complete Predator rip-off, with a bunch of outmatched Catachans in the jungle getting picked off one-by-one by some minor demon. Only a small few survive through sheer ingenuity and willpower. Then, as the finally appear to have run out of options and the demon is about to kill them, these enormous Space Marines show up and immediately wipe out the demon with almost no effort at all. The few survivors are overjoyed, until it turns out that the Space Marines are Grey Knights, and immediately after wiping out the demon they turn around and kill every remaining survivor for having witnessed that demons exist.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Why grimdark gotta be so prudish tho? because its target audience is 45 year old 10 year olds
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The imperium civilians knows that chaos exists though don't they? Do the grey knights purge everyone who has ever fought chaos? Do cadians straight up not exist in the game anymore?
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ilmucche posted:The imperium civilians knows that chaos exists though don't they? Do the grey knights purge everyone who has ever fought chaos? No, it's not the vague idea that Chaos exists and has huge amounts of cultists troops/mutants that worship it that gets people executed. It's witnessing and actually fighting no-poo poo Daemons that might get troops executed, depending on which Inquisitor is running the show. Fighting heretic troops and cultists is a-ok, as long as you touch nothing and burn the bodies afterwards. If they summoned daemons though and you saw that, all bets are off. Knowing that Grey Knights (an army of specialist psyker Space Marines whose job is daemonhunting) exist would get you mind-wiped or executed, unless you were incredibly high on Imperial hierarchy. Or it used to, before the Great Rift tore the galaxy a new rear end in a top hat. The Chancellor of Imperial senate, which is basically one step down from the High Lord of Terra, flat-out stated that before the Great Rift, he would have been killed or mind-wiped for learning about Grey Knights, but that ship has sailed, and their previous policy of over-zealous information control is now basically meaningless. quote:Do cadians straight up not exist in the game anymore? The inquisitor who was in charge when Cadia fell tried to stop their evacuations because she was terrified that the survivors might be corrupted, but she got fragged by the troops. Warden fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Necrons are Terminators, Tyranids are Alien Xenonorphs, Orks are... Mad Max antagonists? crons are terminators to other factions, statler and waldorf to themselves orks are football hooligans
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NoiseAnnoys posted:because its target audience is 45 year old 10 year olds We're real and deserve love
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ilmucche posted:The imperium civilians knows that chaos exists though don't they? Do the grey knights purge everyone who has ever fought chaos? They even walked back the "see a demon get executed" stuff after the great rift opened since they're common enough now that it's not as much of an option. I think they basically retconned it so that kind of thing was common in the lulls between black crusades but when poo poo's really going down you don't have the luxury. Cadia got blowed up but all the survivors immediately founded new settlements and there are now dozens of "cadia reborn" "cadia 2" "cadia: even harder" planets. In the darktide video game there's a voice archetype for cadian survivors. One of the funniest exchanges is when the "snarky rear end in a top hat" archetype goes "oh my God shut the gently caress up about cadia" Edit:https://youtu.be/x2yx7gdPyB0?si=c0Pbb4Obu4Y2zEf6 Benagain fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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the henry caville show def needs an ork episode hatching out of mushrooms, instinctively building weapons and armor and vehicles, fightin’, the works. All from the ork point of view- “hey wat are we doin’ this all for? *shrugs*” It could be a comedy episode and end with main cast characters showing up to fight the orks
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LanceHunter posted:Honestly, my dream is that the Henry Cavill WH40k project has one episode that's basically a complete Predator rip-off, with a bunch of outmatched Catachans in the jungle getting picked off one-by-one by some minor demon. Only a small few survive through sheer ingenuity and willpower. Then, as the finally appear to have run out of options and the demon is about to kill them, these enormous Space Marines show up and immediately wipe out the demon with almost no effort at all. The few survivors are overjoyed, until it turns out that the Space Marines are Grey Knights, and immediately after wiping out the demon they turn around and kill every remaining survivor for having witnessed that demons exist. Okay, but Sly Marbo (Schwarzenegger) gets to show up at the end to backhand one of those dumb baby-carrier dreadknights
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og action stars are too old and can't do enough steroids anymore
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naem posted:the henry caville show def needs an ork episode I hope Henry Carvill's 40k show is slife-of-life vignettes of various Imperial worlds and how they deal with the various alien entities the genestealer/tyranid invasion can be a two-parter
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