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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Glad we won't have to worry about any drama with getting something done with him.


Also lol at "one of their stars". Uh, I think Derrick is it right now.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The Dolphins should've paid Wilkins.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

So who is going to be catching passes besides Kelce?

Hollywood Brown 198 catches for 2200 yards and 9 TDs.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1776292375733694530

this dumbass ran away from the scene and forgot to grab the dimebag!?

Not even Texas is this dumb, possession under 2 ounces is a class B misdemeanor. You need more than 4 ounces for it to be a felony.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1776292375733694530

this dumbass ran away from the scene and forgot to grab the dimebag!?

Man legal weed has depressed prices if 10.8 oz is a dimebag now. Thanks Obama :rolleyes:

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Nervous posted:

Man legal weed has depressed prices if 10.8 oz is a dimebag now. Thanks Obama :rolleyes:

grams =/= ounces

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Soul Glo posted:

grams =/= ounces

Hurp blurp you're right. Really just makes my point 28 times stronger (heavier?) though.

Edit: gently caress I'm stupid right now. I'm going to smoke some weed to see if that helps.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

mcmagic posted:

The Dolphins should've paid Wilkins.

We have a DT with similar production over 2 years costing us 11m a year. 27.5 a year for a DT who doesn’t hit double digit sacks regularly is tough to swallow

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Dolphins signed Teair Tart. Wish the Titans had re-signed after his Texans stint. He’s a drama queen but fun to watch play, and really does make an impact.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Soul Glo posted:

Dolphins signed Teair Tart. Wish the Titans had re-signed after his Texans stint. He’s a drama queen but fun to watch play, and really does make an impact.

It's rare for me to see a player's name having literally never heard it before in my life, but I can confidently say that this is the case here. And what a name it is

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
A+ football name.

Could also be a character in Downton Abbey.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He’s the guy who was suspended for stepping on a player. Finally a true Wilkins replacement

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Tart owns, hope he does well with the Phins.

Also kinda over the Texans continuously stealing our defensive players.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Guys April Fools day was 4 days ago

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

ozymandius1024 posted:

Glad we won't have to worry about any drama with getting something done with him.


Also lol at "one of their stars". Uh, I think Derrick is it right now.

Yeah its like him and Taylor Moton who are above replacement level or you know, signed a week ago, or can actually stay on the field - looking at you Jaycee Horn. If Morgan nails this draft class I'll be surprised as my expectations are fairly low given the teams recent history but I can't fault a single thing he's done since taking the job.

He's signed what the team needs that fits the Canales scheme just for the love of god find us a WR and a center.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

So who is going to be catching passes besides Kelce?

Hollywood Brown, a 2nd/3rd rounder who comes on in the second half, and some postseason heroics by Kadarius Toney.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

So who is going to be catching passes besides Kelce?

come on down Superbowl MVP Louis Rees-Zammit!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Rice's friends: Man grab the weed!



Rice:




Flowing Thot
Apr 1, 2023

:murder:
https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/mac-jones-says-he-is-a-rapper-because-he-is-not-in-new-england/

Good luck on your rap career, McCorkle.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


He must be mad Mack 10 is already taken

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I think I dislike him more than any former Patriot since Hernandez. And even then I probably have more sympathy for Hernandez's situation.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Who? Mac Jones?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Soul Glo posted:

grams =/= ounces

Wait until you hear about the different types of ounces.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I think I dislike him more than any former Patriot since Hernandez. And even then I probably have more sympathy for Hernandez's situation.

He was so clearly and obviously a complete rear end.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I think I dislike him more than any former Patriot since Hernandez. And even then I probably have more sympathy for Hernandez's situation.

....what?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
It's a tough call on what's worse, being a murderer or being Mac Jones.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Mega64 posted:

It's a tough call on what's worse, being a murderer or being Mac Jones.

Usually, you can rehabilitate a murderer

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Hernandez was framed by the real killer, Tom Brady.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:

....what?

Hernandez, while a violent psychopath was raised into that and corrupted by the awful influences on that Florida team like Tebow.

Mac Jones was just a rich, spoiled, cheapshotting prick

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kalli posted:

Hernandez, while a violent psychopath was raised into that and corrupted by the awful influences on that Florida team like Tebow.

Mac Jones was just a rich, spoiled, cheapshotting prick

this is the actual truth

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Kalli posted:

Hernandez, while a violent psychopath was raised into that and corrupted by the awful influences on that Florida team like Tebow.

Mac Jones was just a rich, spoiled, cheapshotting prick

the pouncey brothers took hernandez into a laboratory and made sure that he permanently enjoyed committing first degree murder

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mega64 posted:

It's a tough call on what's worse, being a murderer or being Mac Jones.

Kyle Biller murdered the Ravens while he was here (except against the Packers for some reason) so it can sometimes be both

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Feels like I'm reaching for that one but whatever, it's Saturday

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

reaching for the wrong drat key!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Bozarri Biller

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

mcmagic posted:

He was so clearly and obviously a complete rear end.

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you that a guy who looked like this after a sprained ankle was an rear end.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Nervous posted:

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you that a guy who looked like this after a sprained ankle was an rear end.



lmao first time seeing that pic

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Nervous posted:

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you that a guy who looked like this after a sprained ankle was an rear end.



Can this be the TFF background image

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006




Remember that Jakobi Meyer's lateral that turned into a defensive touchdown? Mac Jones doesn't.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


gently caress off dick-kickel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqcKjpnXlOo

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