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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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We got caught in the Cuas fire :smith:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Jardience is officially my favorite drug commercial because it explains what a perineum is in the fine print.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Rowdy Tellez doing his best to take out Westburg's knees

e: and the ruled it a legal slide because the umpiring in this league is a joke

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Why even have a slide rule if that isn't a violation of it?

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Artix posted:

Why even have a slide rule if that isn't a violation of it?

Yeah I'm wondering the same thing.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Highest attendance since 2019? wtf?

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

It's very funny hearing tmac shilling the new phillies city connect merch hard. The hat's not bad.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Of course now Cuas can throw strikes. Fuckin' DFA this scrub already.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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DeepDickPizza posted:

Highest attendance since 2019? wtf?

April is usually cold and lovely, but it's a sunny Saturday against an S-Tier opponent

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sydin posted:

Of course now Cuas can throw strikes. Fuckin' DFA this scrub already.

Hang him up on the Cuas

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

O's immediately with a walk and a double against the new pitcher haha

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

explosivo posted:

O's immediately with a walk and a double against the new pitcher haha

he's not a soft tossing lefty, their kryptonite

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Dansby hosed again lol

Once outside, once inside

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Driving to Wrigley rn then bodyslam this umpire

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
And then Busch swung at a pitch high cause the previous one was called

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Luke Little is cool. I like having a big hillbilly Frankenstein.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Hey how about we start giving leverage situations to Little instead of Cuas?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Walking Ohtani then getting Freddie Freeman to gidp is a pro strat

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
well yesterday was fun

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Yency Almonte is not good

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I also hate Miles Mastrobuoni

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

can the Cubs please score many runs

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

We got caught in the Cuas fire :smith:

lol

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Ryan O'Hearn is still very good at hitting RHP

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

O's tied up a game they had no business being in

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
*whispers* mountains…

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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It would be a fitting end for the Cubs to have 2nd and 3rd with 0 out and fail to score

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

at least it’s not a shutout

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

It would be a fitting end for the Cubs to have 2nd and 3rd with 0 out and fail to score

:hmmyes:

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
no matter what happens today I will NEVER stop Mervin'!

edit: what in the utter gently caress were those last two ball calls on Tauchman?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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A Happ homer sure would be a thing

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
lol this zone

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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DeepDickPizza posted:

lol this zone

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

maffew buildings posted:

no matter what happens today I will NEVER stop Mervin'!

edit: what in the utter gently caress were those last two ball calls on Tauchman?

Forever a Mervert

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
at the end of the day we're all just Merverts hangin' out at the big piss trough called life

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

maffew buildings posted:

at the end of the day we're all just Merverts hangin' out at the big piss trough called life

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
How long does Gleyber Torres get to hit like complete dogshit and still lead off?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

loving ugh of a day all around for Atlanta

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
It was very cold and the Cubs sucked but I would go back to Wrigley next chance I could.

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


ok, time for liberty media to back the truck up for a pitcher I think

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