MLB Week 2 GDT: There is no god that can save the New York Mets

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

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# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:26

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 11:11

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

What in the gently caress is happening

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:32

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

the blue jays are playing like they don't even want 4th place this year, drat. edit: very cool and good to see the Hotlanta Racists Caterers losing

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:35

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

What in the gently caress is happening

we have til the playoffs to figure this out and the bats are gonna kick rear end again but gently caress this kinda sucks lol

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:36

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

is Fried hosed too? he's losing himself millions of dollars every start at this point

wheels coming off real fast here

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:38

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Whoever the hell Ernie Clement is the Yankees can't get him out.

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:38

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

elentar posted:

is Fried hosed too? he's losing himself millions of dollars every start at this point

wheels coming off real fast here

the letters RIED fall of max's fanatics jersey to reveal all of our worst fears: OLTYNEWICZ

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:40

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

aww, poor Folty. some of the best stuff i've ever seen, just couldn't get his head right. deeply relatable

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:43

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Soooooo do the dodgers want fried now? Cut to the chase on this?

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:43

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

FizFashizzle posted:

Soooooo do the dodgers want fried now? Cut to the chase on this?

are we getting reverse jesse chavez'd here??

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:47

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Atlanta's pitching situation is currently not ideal

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:49

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

I'm so confused

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:51

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Altuve? More like al poo......ve

Gottem

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:52

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

max fried may never give up a run again

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:52

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Shinjobi posted:

Altuve? More like al poo......ve

Gottem

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:53

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

They just put up a graphic that Gausman's avg MPH on his fastball is 4MPH less this start than his last start so I assume his arm will be falling off soon as well.

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:57

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Jon Gray does a cool thing and immediately loses his mind

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:57

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

glad we loaded the bases just to poo poo on our own hands, great job Rangers

# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:59

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

This new White Sox PBP guy has the most beautiful, yet completely nondescript voice ever.

# ? Apr 7, 2024 01:10

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

well at least atlanta won't get no-hit by a guy whose name looks like a comic book sound effect for a fart

noticing that MLB gameday now has a beta showing the real-time positions of all players and baserunners, that's pretty neat

# ? Apr 7, 2024 01:11

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

ozuna (from the braves)

# ? Apr 7, 2024 01:56

Dameius: Apr 3, 2006

Shinjobi posted:

glad we loaded the bases just to poo poo on our own hands, great job Rangers

Don't worry, it's never too late for the Astros to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:02

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

brutal sky in the bay area i guess... routine fly and Lee never saw it

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:08

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

abreu bad now

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:09

Metroid Fitzgerald: Feb 13, 2012; B O O O O B S . . . !

Oof

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:14

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Dameius posted:

Don't worry, it's never too late for the Astros to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

It's just comical watching a pitcher do something awesome like pick a baserunner off at 1st and then just forget how to locate any pitch immediately following. Like, it was so cool a moment that even his body was surprised.

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:17

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

rays pitching is godawful

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:21

Nfcknblvbl: Jul 15, 2002

I like Olson.

Edit: Ozuna (from the Braves) too

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:30

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Money Michael!

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:32

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

C'mon. Take the burden off Fried.

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:33

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

only took leclerc one pitch to strike out washed rear end abreu

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:40

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ronald and Jared are my best friends

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:49

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Astros window has slammed shut

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:49

Nfcknblvbl: Jul 15, 2002

Mariners hosed up by letting Kelenic go

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:50

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

MrMidnight posted:

Astros window has slammed shut

yeah they're digging themselves a hole I don't think they can crawl out of this time

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:50

Bandire: Jul 12, 2002; Can't post for 3 hours!

I didn't see why Sborz came out. I assume he's dead.

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:51

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Bandire posted:

I didn't see why Sborz came out. I assume he's dead.

not a good sign to get pulled mid AB, hopefully it's nothing serious

# ? Apr 7, 2024 02:52

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"