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Then you can walk back to the kitchen for the loving milk instead of serving 3 normal people.
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Milk is a pro order at a bar, preferably with some Kahlua and Vodka.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:46 |
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Milk is halfway to a cocktail anyway, so it's a mocktail, which people have all the time in bars, ipso factso ergo cognito sum of all fears.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:46 |
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quote:I am in a dilemma with my mother-in-law. Our relationship has always been troubled. She’s always told me what to do, starting with our wedding, where I had no say because she was the one who paid and I was too young to realize what she was up to. Now that we have kids, she undermines me (for example, telling my kids to have two pieces of cake when I’ve told them they can have one) or makes me out to be the bad guy (I say I’m just tired and don’t want people over; she says I’m keeping her from her grandkids). She often guilt-trips me, or threatens that if I don’t do what she wants, she won’t watch my kids while I’m at work.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:48 |
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AITA for changing my mind about hosting a baby shower because i wont remove my dogs.quote:A few months ago I (F28) offered to my best friend to host her Baby Shower. We've known each other for 20 years. I was her maid of honor. She accepted. Invitations were sent out a few weeks ago. We are in the thick of planning it. It is next weekend.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:53 |
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Going to a bar full of alcoholics and freaking out about the one milk guy is pretty funny
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:54 |
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Lone Goat posted:Sounds like a great way to raise a fuckin scrub. if you want the child to cherish a memory of beating you, they gotta earn it. I destroyed a chair seat once, but that was playing F-Zero GX. Yes, it was Story Mode Chapter 7. Yes, the stage from the goon rant.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:57 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:Going to a bar full of alcoholics and freaking out about the one milk guy is pretty funny I think you mean going to a bar full of NORMAL PEOPLE and being justifiably upset about the SMUG rear end in a top hat WHO LOOKS DOWN ON THEM
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:57 |
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Tarkus posted:We've had the milk at bars discussion before and some people, in gbs, have a real bug up their rear end about people who would drink milk in a bar. I fail to see why anyone would care. I thought that had something to do with the guy taking a girl to a bar and then only ordering milk? I'd be really confused and a little suspicious yeah Note the weird part is he chose the location. Why???
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:58 |
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I. M. Gei posted:I destroyed a chair seat once, but that was playing F-Zero GX. I’d expect nothing less from a gibbering man-ape
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syntaxfunction posted:Milk is halfway to a cocktail anyway, so it's a mocktail, which people have all the time in bars, ipso factso ergo cognito sum of all fears.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:06 |
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How to break to my college-age daughters that I'm dating someone their age??!! Please helpquote:I am a middle-aged divorced father of twins that are currently of college-age. I have decided to start dating again a few months ago after years of being single. The truth is, the woman I am in a relationship with is at the same age group – early 20’s. I obviously love my daughters to pieces but I am unsure how to break this news to them. I know that they want me to date for a long time since I divorced but I think there would be some awkwardness considering that I’m dating someone barely older than them. Paragraphs added.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:09 |
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Cythereal posted:How to break to my college-age daughters that I'm dating someone their age??!! Please help Lmao
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:13 |
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haveblue posted:I’d expect nothing less from a gibbering man-ape That goon rant is 100% truth though. I had spent eight straight hours trying to beat that awful stage when I slammed my controller on that chair seat.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:17 |
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Cythereal posted:How to break to my college-age daughters that I'm dating someone their age??!! Please help Twist: it's that guy who got caught texting classified military info to his ""girlfriend""
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:20 |
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Cythereal posted:How to break to my college-age daughters that I'm dating someone their age??!! Please help Lol, yes, very interesting. Chances on this dude working for the DoD and his new "girlfriend" being very interested in his work?
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:22 |
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Cythereal posted:How to break to my college-age daughters that I'm dating someone their age??!! Please help
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:22 |
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Elviscat posted:Milk is a pro order at a bar, preferably with some Kahlua and Vodka. Use cream or half-and-half.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:22 |
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Elviscat posted:Lol, yes, very interesting. It's from before Russia invaded Ukraine, so low albeit not zero. I've been looking for older stories lately.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:33 |
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Elviscat posted:Milk is a pro order at a bar, preferably with some Kahlua and Vodka. You know, you give me an idea. What if I ordered a pint of 2% then pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate flavored syrup and a mixing spoon? Just sitting there, makin myself a chocolate milk. I could have the bartender keep the bottle behind the bar and charge me a corkage fee. Like completely play it straight but with chocolate syrup instead of some fancy wine
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:34 |
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Agrikk posted:You know, you give me an idea. Have the bartender hand you a dollop of the syrup on a barspoon, throughly sniff it and taste it, then hand it back to him and nod affirmatively.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:36 |
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How do I break to my daughters that I spent all their inheritance on a Russian mail order bride scam?
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 23:41 |
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"Accidental", eh? AITAH for not allowing my fiancee to uninvite my mom from our wedding after accidental mud throwing? quote:My fiancee “Emma” and I recently spend some time at my mom’s vacation house. Emma and my mom don’t have the best relationship. Nothing crazy but a bit stand offish. I’ve asked Emma and she says nothing happened but she feels my mom doesn’t like her.
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:06 |
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Shanghaied posted:Well, let's just say that the procedure was first developed for veterinary medicine, and is usually performed under general anaesthesia. Brain activity (or even a functional spinal cord) is not required at all. Explains a lot, really.
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:08 |
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Cythereal posted:How to break to my college-age daughters that I'm dating someone their age??!! Please help My cat's name is Roger and he's an absolute loving idiot. This guy is somehow even dumber than that.
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:12 |
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Cythereal posted:How to break to my college-age daughters that I'm dating someone their age??!! Please help The snort I let out when I got to “Moscow” Also, talk about burying the loving lede
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:16 |
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FMguru posted:"Accidental", eh? ... This honestly sounds like it really could have been accidental and there are some missing steps between this and immediately and unilaterally uninviting your future MIL from your wedding.
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:17 |
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FMguru posted:"Accidental", eh? I went to look at the comments and reddit is mostly voting NTA I guess that, yeah, on the surface of it uninviting a close family member over slinging some mud is an overreaction, but it's pretty clear that there's a lot more going on here between 1) mom "accidentally" hitting her future DIL instead of her husband and going to console her husband for not being hit with mud and 2) the rest of mom's family ganging up on her son for not defending mom enough. EDIT: also 3) he admits he did not see the mud throwing or impact but repeatedly insists "it looked like an accident" the holy poopacy fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Apr 7, 2024 |
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the holy poopacy posted:I went to look at the comments and reddit is mostly voting NTA I guess that, yeah, on the surface of it uninviting a close family member over slinging some mud is an overreaction, but it's pretty clear that there's a lot more going on here between 1) mom "accidentally" hitting her future DIL instead of her husband and going to console her husband for not being hit with mud and 2) the rest of mom's family ganging up on her son for not defending mom enough. Yeah I was on his side until I read this quote:I didn't see it make impact, but immediately saw the result. My mom was embarrassed and ran to hug her husband, calm down, apologize. That reaction doesn't make any sense if the mom actually gave a poo poo about the fiancee. And he didn't see it happen.
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Troublemaker posted:My cat's name is Roger and he's an absolute loving idiot. This guy is somehow even dumber than that. i dunno, have you checked your roger's internet history?
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the holy poopacy posted:I went to look at the comments and reddit is mostly voting NTA I guess that, yeah, on the surface of it uninviting a close family member over slinging some mud is an overreaction, but it's pretty clear that there's a lot more going on here between 1) mom "accidentally" hitting her future DIL instead of her husband and going to console her husband for not being hit with mud and 2) the rest of mom's family ganging up on her son for not defending mom enough.
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:32 |
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I. M. Gei posted:I destroyed a chair seat once, but that was playing F-Zero GX. AITA for telling F-Zero GX I'd throw it a huge kegger if it makes the human lose?
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:40 |
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Agrikk posted:Pages back but I’ve been in recovery for going on thirteen years now and I order milk when I go to bars with my friends just to gently caress with people. In a sea of mules and tonics and pints and old fashions, my pint of 2% stands tall and unrepentant.
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 00:52 |
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FMguru posted:"Accidental", eh? drat, Emma just can't catch a break with these folks
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 01:01 |
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I’m exhausted just reading this AITA for spending all my money that was supposed to be used to get us back home? quote:AITA for spending all my money that was supposed to be used to get us back home? INFO: are your in-laws a herd of cats?
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 01:17 |
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Ah, that's my nightmare.
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 01:22 |
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should have taken the going home money and used it to go home
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 01:28 |
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This seems less like a bunch of boisterous extroverts and more like some sort of hazing.
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 01:32 |
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I'd have been out of there when they bugged me to see if I'm okay in the loving shower. I WAS okay until your rear end decided to butt its way in!
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Brawnfire posted:Ah, that's my nightmare. That would be the end of my engagement since I would roundly curse anyone bothering me in the bathroom.
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