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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Watching a bit of the last smackdown before wrestlemania.

The Andre The Giant memorial Royale Rumble was not very good. Big Bronson Reed won beating a bunch of more interesting low tier wrestlers. I do not like Bronson Reed.

I haven't seen enough of Final Testament, but is their gimmick Evanglical end of days people?

Mr Hootington fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Apr 6, 2024

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Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?

History Comes Inside! posted:

It’ll be funnier if Cody wins tonight and loses tomorrow and then the rock comes back next year after they finish stitching all his muscles back together to challenge Roman because he’s pissed that they lost their big tag match and Cody is relegated to the ARMBAR or some poo poo so that’s my wrestlemania wish

It would be even funnier if Cody loses tonight and then also loses tomorrow

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Taffy Torpedo posted:

It would be even funnier if Cody loses tonight and then also loses tomorrow

I considered that but I don’t think they’d be dumb enough to do that because that’s even dumber than him losing last year and surely there has to be a limit now a senile old rapist isn’t ripping up the script 5 minutes before showtime, surely.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Cody winning and getting cashed in on is the nightmare scenario that would probably send me into a mental hospital

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




There are a lot of funny options tbf, I have high hopes

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Eat My Fuc posted:

Cody winning and getting cashed in on is the nightmare scenario that would probably send me into a mental hospital

Your weekend pass is probably up Sunday night anyway, right?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Eat My Fuc posted:

Cody winning and getting cashed in on is the nightmare scenario that would probably send me into a mental hospital

Cody wont get cashed in on at Wrestlemania.

It’ll happen on the raw after Wrestlemania :twisted:

Sega 32X
Jan 3, 2004


I hope Cody wins by DQ tomorrow after the rock runs in and hits him with a chair so Roman can keep the belt and then they redo that thing where rock hit Foley in the head a dozen times

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



The Rock will win tonight and be entered into the match tomorrow and win. It's time for the greatest bad guy of all time to take his rightful place at the head of the table and be acknowledged

Actually on second thought, Punishment Martinez: World Champion is the funniest outcome. Make it happen.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Ultimately, it means watching more WWE, and that's the worst

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Majinfoose posted:

Ultimately, it means watching more WWE, and that's the worst

Truly a terrible curse

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
it rules that wwe stans on twitter will bash aew for having "no stories" and wwe, for the past two years, has been focused on a nepotism case who wants the belt his daddy never had

truly incredible cinematic stuff, enjoy everyone, not like wwe has a deep seated penchant for kicking their fans in the balls every chance they get, im sure this time will be different lol

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I watched Stand & Deliver, that's enough punishment to last me a good long while

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

shiksa posted:

it rules that wwe stans on twitter will bash aew for having "no stories" and wwe, for the past two years, has been focused on a nepotism case who wants the belt his daddy never had

truly incredible cinematic stuff, enjoy everyone, not like wwe has a deep seated penchant for kicking their fans in the balls every chance they get, im sure this time will be different lol

To be fair they did the right thing 10 years ago

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Think of how different wwe looked from 84 to 94 to 2004. Does wwe look different from 2014, I honestly feel like it hasn't really changed much since then.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

watching this in my partners bar and turning off NCAA for it people are mad as hell

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
They're gonna kill emf

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
There are only two things I am hopeful for
1) Cody loses the big one
2) Knuckles the Echidna is involved somehow

I really think Cody wins tonight, but that means the interference tomorrow is caused by someone who technically isn't a member of The Bloodline, like Seth Rollins, The Rock who has rejected the tribe, whoever has money in the bank, or Knuckles the Echidna.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i liked the green prime but it isnt anything special. monster juice is where its at for me.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

MorningMoon posted:

There are only two things I am hopeful for
1) Cody loses the big one
2) Knuckles the Echidna is involved somehow


This is what’s known as Chekhovs Knuckles

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Rock Rock it's Knuckles

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Which wrestler will be revealed to be laying in wait for their rival inside the knuckles costume

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Unknown From W.W.E.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

History Comes Inside! posted:

Which wrestler will be revealed to be laying in wait for their rival inside the knuckles costume

God when Hangman did that in the Stay Puff't Marshmellow Man Costume it was really cool

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Eat My Fuc posted:

watching this in my partners bar and turning off NCAA for it people are mad as hell

was it a liberal NCAA coffee shop?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Eat My Fuc posted:

watching this in my partners bar and turning off NCAA for it people are mad as hell

lol

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Barreft posted:

was it a liberal NCAA coffee shop?

idk what this means i’m a socialist and don’t watch basketball

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Eat My Fuc posted:

watching this in my partners bar and turning off NCAA for it people are mad as hell

:sickos: for WWE

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Eat My Fuc posted:

idk what this means i’m a socialist and don’t watch basketball

It means you made it up because you crave attention

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Joke posts are funny have some fun on the comedy forums to talk about such a dumb scummy hobby we have

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

I don't see any joke posts

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Alan_Shore posted:

I don't see any joke posts

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1776763952950821246

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Doing them at different times is a kinda fun variation on the theme

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
They had them on different hooks and match only ended once both sets of titles were brought down.

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004


Jesus christ

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Barreft posted:

It means you made it up because you crave attention

Is there no basketball today or something. maybe people were just mad because one tv and wrestling got put on. DM i’ll tell ya the bar and you can come hang

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Ladder match was fun if it happened in a different promotion it'd be getting motyc noms

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

drinking ice cold blue moons with a wedge of orange with emf at the local fed bar :allears:

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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

That bar has a lots of seats open





Because everyone is standing up for WWE!

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