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Milk is for baby cows. We need cows to make milk so we can make cheese and yogurt. Humans drinking milk? Nah, give it to baby cows. They're the ones who need it until they can make milk themselves so I may have cheese.
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The_Franz posted:Dude is clearly clueless, but the reply that jumps right to calling him a rapist seems uncalled for. Yea, nothing seems absurd about this other then that. If the dude does more then this then maybe it's something but right now it's pretty harmless.
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Apr 7, 2024 17:02
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Brawnfire posted:First let me ask why they have it in the first place, if they don't use it? Is that common practice? When it gets old and clotted, they use it to make a Chunky Russian 
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Apr 7, 2024 17:09
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Cythereal posted:How to break to my college-age daughters that I'm dating someone their age??!! Please help Spy/mail-order bride angles aside, did anyone else get the sense that this one is just an attempt at viral marketing for the site he mentions? I think it's the combination of using "how I found her is pretty interesting" to draw the reader's attention to the thoroughly uninteresting reveal of the site's name and phrases like "chat with real women" that sound like they came straight out of a dating site ad. And the whole "I'm a middle-aged divorced dude and found myself chatting with multiple women including a beautiful Russian girl in her 20s" thing sounds like exactly what these sorts of sites like to portray as the typical user experience.
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Apr 7, 2024 17:31
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Atahualpa posted:Spy/mail-order bride angles aside, did anyone else get the sense that this one is just an attempt at viral marketing for the site he mentions? I think it's the combination of using "how I found her is pretty interesting" to draw the reader's attention to the thoroughly uninteresting reveal of the site's name and phrases like "chat with real women" that sound like they came straight out of a dating site ad. And the whole "I'm a middle-aged divorced dude and found myself chatting with multiple women including a beautiful Russian girl in her 20s" thing sounds like exactly what these sorts of sites like to portray as the typical user experience. It definitely felt on the glib side whether or not it's an ad, but yeah, it's always pretty suspect when somebody pointedly mentions a specific site in their story.
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Apr 7, 2024 17:34
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I think if it was a disguised ad the story would have contained a real life meeting with the definitely not fake girl.
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Apr 7, 2024 17:38
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ad090 posted:AITAH for telling my parents that they made me chose between paying my student loans and having kids so I had a vasectomy and they will never have grandkids? Yeah, that vasectomy isn't getting reversed even if OP wanted to since it's been at least 6 years since it happened. That family line is dead unless dad has another child.
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Apr 7, 2024 17:58
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People are really weird and gross about kids that aren't theirs. Like really, you can tell the type of person they are when presented with the idea of a kid or grandkid that "isn't their blood." I have friends that got a divorce, and the wife's new husband's family refuses to interact with her daughter from the first marriage. She's had three more kids and those are treated like grandkids should be. I hate it and I feel so bad for the little girl, she's an amazing kid. She lives with her dad now. I generally write people off once they become so worried about their family line. We're all human, my dudes. Get over it.
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Apr 7, 2024 18:39
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Eletriarnation posted:I think people conceptualize their children as being in some way a part of them or at least a product of their lives that will outlive them, and see having a lineage as a small sort of immortality in a world where the real thing isn't possible. Needless to say, I don't say poo poo about this to my children.
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Apr 7, 2024 19:06
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The_Franz posted:Dude is clearly clueless, but the reply that jumps right to calling him a rapist seems uncalled for. Given my and my friends’ experiences with gamer dudes pursuing them at barcades and pinball tournaments and stuff, yeah he might sound like a weenie but it way too often goes straight to predatory behavior. Don’t give them any credit.
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Apr 7, 2024 19:12
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Cerekk posted:What drink that is ordered more than once a week is made with milk? an old army buddy and i decided to make the worst drink imaginable and we came up with, and this was a point of contention, called either the pissnipple or nipplepiss, which is a drop shot of tequila into a glass of milk and we were ordering them way more than once a week. turns out they werent horrible.
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Apr 7, 2024 20:09
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limp_cheese posted:Yeah, that vasectomy isn't getting reversed even if OP wanted to since it's been at least 6 years since it happened. That family line is dead unless dad has another child. After that "lineage" comment my first thought was that dad is gonna have a breakdown and knock up some woman in a desperate attempt to carry on his "branch of the family tree".
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Apr 7, 2024 20:22
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:After that "lineage" comment my first thought was that dad is gonna have a breakdown and knock up some woman in a desperate attempt to carry on his "branch of the family tree". Well if they hadn't banned him from his son's hospital room he could have gathered that sperm donation before it was too late.
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Apr 7, 2024 20:29
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littleratbastard posted:White gilgamesh 50% emmer mead, 50% fermented goat’s milk. Served in a poor quality copper tankard stamped with Ea-Nasirs seal.
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Apr 7, 2024 20:29
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the fun thing about the milk argument is that the original advice was, correctly, that somebody who is going to freak out about somebody drinking milk is not compatible with a person who will be drinking milk. and apparently that's not acceptable, the only acceptable answer would have been to tell the milk drinker that they are required to stop drinking milk, because y'all can't just let it be, for pages and pages
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Apr 7, 2024 20:37
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Desert Bus posted:Milk is for baby cows. We need cows to make milk so we can make cheese and yogurt. Humans drinking milk? Nah, give it to baby cows. They're the ones who need it until they can make milk themselves so I may have cheese. Have you seen modern dairy cows ? They produce so much milk that occasionally the processed milk is used for fertilizer rather than have the bottom fall out of the Milk market due to a glut
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Apr 7, 2024 20:53
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InediblePenguin posted:the fun thing about the milk argument is that the original advice was, correctly, that somebody who is going to freak out about somebody drinking milk is not compatible with a person who will be drinking milk. and apparently that's not acceptable, the only acceptable answer would have been to tell the milk drinker that they are required to stop drinking milk, because y'all can't just let it be, for pages and pages I don’t know if you know this but goons are the weird alcoholics in this story. They are that guy
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Apr 7, 2024 20:53
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quantumwell posted:Have you seen modern dairy cows ? They produce so much milk that occasionally the processed milk is used for fertilizer rather than have the bottom fall out of the Milk market due to a glut We need fewer cows yes. That is an incontestable point. Forests turned to mud and methane and beef yay!
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Apr 7, 2024 20:56
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counterpoint: everyone should have a pet cow
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Realizing cows play made me eat many fewer cows. The only way to curb the beef industry is for people to start having them as pets. Once people see a cow play with a yoga ball they won't be able to eat them. Bim bam, problem solved.
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Apr 7, 2024 21:04
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Desert Bus posted:We need fewer cows yes. That is an incontestable point. Forests turned to mud and methane and beef yay! I’ll do my part, if I see someone drinking milk in a bar I will fight them.
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Literally A Person posted:Realizing cows play made me eat many fewer cows. The only way to curb the beef industry is for people to start having them as pets. Once people see a cow play with a yoga ball they won't be able to eat them. Bim bam, problem solved. Cows have friends. Imaging killing your friend. Bet ya can't do it.
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AITA for kicking my brother's stepson out? quote:my brother has a 14yo daughter Rosa. he recently married a woman who has a 16yo son Kai. Wow, that seems like a really lovely thing to say to someone. What exactly prompted Kai to say that to her? OP posted:apparently Rosa told him something about every one of us only tolerating him out of pity. I don't know that's what my son says redditor posted:Well, that was an equally mean thing for her to say to him. Sounds like they both need to apologize to each other. OP posted:no this wasn't equal. she was messing around, he was being cruel redditor posted:YTA. What he did was terrible. What she did was terrible. Deciding that she was messing around and he wasn't, you did EXACTLY what Rosa said. You tolerated him until he did something you didn't like. Rosa started that poo poo show. OP posted:no we don't know who started it that was just what my son heard. if I have to guess I say Josh (sic) started it because Rosa is usually a nice kid OP posted:oh please he went from having no family and no money to having a family and a rich stepdad. Rosa is the one who has to deal with terrible changes OP really let her mask slip off there. The kids should apologize to each other. But man, the adults really failed the kids. OP (and her brother) suck worst of all
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Desert Bus posted:Cows have friends. Imaging killing your friend. Bet ya can't do it. They loving like pets. There is a whole industry dedicated to making machines that pet cows. How can you eat a thing that likes pets??????
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Literally A Person posted:They loving like pets. There is a whole industry dedicated to making machines that pet cows. How can you eat a thing that likes pets?????? With a steak knife usually.
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Hughlander posted:With a steak knife usually.
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Hughlander posted:With a steak knife usually. :(
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Desert Bus posted:We need fewer cows yes. That is an incontestable point. Forests turned to mud and methane and beef yay! I like beef. 
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I couldn't live in a world without pho or beef bulgogi or burgers The cows will have their revenge posthumously as they raise my cholesterol
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Beef should be raised better and be more expensive. I'm never going to advocate for a Cowpocalypse. Horses can die off for all I care, but there are all sorts of nifty Bovines. Fewer better more expensive cows. Edit: I wanna eat an Aurochs OK?
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Desert Bus posted:
This is the answer. I feel the same way about gasoline.
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I would eat lab grown meat, but only if its infused with artificial memories of what living like a cow would have been.
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I want lab grown meat because I would feel bad eating an actual panda or dolphin etc. and I hope someday this can be achieved.
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DemoneeHo posted:The cows will have their revenge posthumously as they raise my cholesterol Not so fast Bessie, I take statins!
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Desert Bus posted:Cows have friends. Imaging killing your friend. Bet ya can't do it. My father in law bought two piglets that they named cutlets and schnitzel, and raised them for a couple of years before having their kids help slaughter and butcher them. Apparently they were named that so the kids wouldn't get too attached.
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binge crotching posted:My father in law bought two piglets that they named cutlets and schnitzel, and raised them for a couple of years before having their kids help slaughter and butcher them. Apparently they were named that so the kids wouldn't get too attached. You're a hot dog centaur, do you ever worry about being eaten?
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Samovar posted:A whole pint of milk? That's... A lot of milk. A pint IS a lot of milk. I rarely finished it and usually left about half in the glass sitting in front of me. I consider spending a few bucks on a drink that I won’t finish worth it for the entertainment value alone. Plus I get strong bones.
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Counterpoint: a pint is two cups which is really hardly any milk at all. Not like, say, a quart which is also easily finish-able by one person. Especially if it's chocolate or strawberry.
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the last time I asked for coffee at a bar I asked for some milk to put in it and the dude handed me a cup of coffee and a pint of milk so best of both worlds
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milk talk: A glass of Milo, or a tall glass of strawberry Big M is a top notch way to stary the morning. And I would look admiringly upon anybody ordering either in a bar. Edit: Do Americans have Milo? If not then I weep for your god forsaken wasteland of a country
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