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or, you know, they believe in it AND it drives people nuts
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Apr 7, 2024 17:58
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Um actually we are clearly about to enact a giant ritual reproduction of assisting Apep in his assault on Ra while Ra is momentarily blinded, only obviously it will again ritually fail as the Sun will emerge victorious; as always He will, huzzah, praise Ra Who is Horus of Two Horizons, we are participating in the mythology of the eclipse and celebrating our eternal Sun. Praise Ra, All Seeing, Ever Burning, etc
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Apr 7, 2024 17:59
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moon once again the unsung hero for interposing itself to body-block nasas demon-rocket attack on the sun
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Apr 7, 2024 18:01
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“haha no” laughs the moon, having built up an immunity to rockets by decades of slow exposure
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Apr 7, 2024 18:02
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we sent up all those moon portraits in February as a payoff
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Apr 7, 2024 18:05
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I agree w/ nasa’s mission to kill the sun
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Apr 7, 2024 18:10
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Sequel to Sunshine where they're trying to dump a bunch of iron into the sun to cause fusion to stop
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Apr 7, 2024 18:11
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i hope the sunward serpent missiles look like something an art student designed after consuming the complete œuvre of h.r. giger, and cocaine
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Apr 7, 2024 18:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo-1g2VaN1k
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Apr 7, 2024 18:38
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what's the sun ever done for me anyway??? poo poo is in my eyes rn let's kill it
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Apr 7, 2024 18:42
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Jazerus posted:what's the sun ever done for me anyway??? poo poo is in my eyes rn let's kill it burns everything constantly. so overbearing
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Apr 7, 2024 18:43
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I'm calling Blade on all your asses a lot of masquerades being violated itt
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Apr 7, 2024 18:45
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dialing the blade hotline toll-free to drop a hot tip about some fang-faced dopes who just spilled too many a bloody bean
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Apr 7, 2024 18:48
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dialing 1-800-BLADE as the bass drops
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Apr 7, 2024 18:49
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thank you for calling the 1-8-HUNTERED. if you are currently being bitten, hang up and dial 911. my name is vanessa. are you in danger?
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Apr 7, 2024 18:55
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I NEED TO SPEAK TO WHISTLER PLEASE CONNECT ME
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Apr 7, 2024 18:56
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Buck Wildman posted:I'm calling Blade on all your asses a lot of masquerades being violated itt it's just a pronounced sensitivity okay no need to start calling people names
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Apr 7, 2024 19:07
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don't you touch that loving sprinkler button
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Apr 7, 2024 19:08
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a slayvan of specialists is being dispatched to that location. thanks, caller, for helping us keep this city safe from undead predation. we know that making things better can feel like trying to ice-skate uphill, and we appreciate you making the effort.
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Apr 7, 2024 19:12
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v much enjoying the dystopian premise of reliance on private vampire hunter services
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Apr 7, 2024 19:15
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meanwhile, the vampires have organized, and are launching missiles to kill the sun
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Apr 7, 2024 19:17
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any reason not to believe mummies came from ufos ?
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Apr 7, 2024 19:22
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Lpzie posted:any reason not to believe mummies came from ufos ? no one would treat an immigrant that well
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Apr 7, 2024 19:23
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Lpzie posted:any reason not to believe mummies came from ufos ? they're torpid vampires obvs. but the suckheads don't want you to know this
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Apr 7, 2024 19:24
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enter hero: moon, to save us from the existential threat of capitalism.,and vampires
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Apr 7, 2024 19:25
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Lpzie posted:any reason not to believe mummies came from ufos ? the smaller mummies lay eggs and have weird skeletons. the larger mummies are pregnant and look more like humans. according the people pushing the tridactyls as real, I think they believe the larger mummies are human/alien hybrids e: also maybe the mummies just live in the inner earth and cave systems SpaceGoatFarts has issued a correction as of 19:52 on Apr 7, 2024 |
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Apr 7, 2024 19:50
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Azathoth posted:God hotboxing the library is literally my vision of heaven Lol
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Apr 7, 2024 19:57
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Jazerus posted:what's the sun ever done for me anyway??? poo poo is in my eyes rn let's kill it It can make it quite difficult to drive at times, I agree
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Apr 7, 2024 19:59
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Squizzle posted:a slayvan of specialists is being dispatched to that location. thanks, caller, for helping us keep this city safe from undead predation. we know that making things better can feel like trying to ice-skate uphill, and we appreciate you making the effort. lol
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Apr 7, 2024 20:03
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your peruvian mummys lookin so crumbly break a toe off and put it in my tummy powder sugar preservation method ooohh so yummy make and omelette with its egg and top it off with honey
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Apr 7, 2024 20:06
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even if they were fake real as hell btw breaking the toe off via mishandling is both super rude and deeply hilarious
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Apr 7, 2024 20:51
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has anyone from a real lab done dna tests on these newer totally alien and not-at-all fraud mummies yet seems like it’d be pretty definitive
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Apr 7, 2024 21:12
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mediaphage posted:has anyone from a real lab done dna tests on these newer totally alien and not-at-all fraud mummies yet there's a group of folks doing so presently, and even softly endorsed by Garry Nolan https://twitter.com/GarryPNolan/status/1775978531060916686
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Apr 7, 2024 21:14
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Mellon with another one: https://x.com/ChrisKMellon/status/1777048558127976885 And just to hammer on the points I have already been making... quote:Encounters with small unidentified "objects," sometimes in swarm-like groups of as many as eight. Sightings of other objects, including some characterized as drones, flying at altitudes up to 36,000 feet and as fast as Mach 0.75. Another apparent small drone actually hitting the canopy of an F-16 Viper causing damage. These incidents and many more, all occurred in or around various military air combat training ranges in Arizona since January 2020. I'm sorry but it may be within the realm of possibilities that China has a drone with those performance characteristics but there is no way in hell they could get it over Arizona airspace undetected. A drone like that would be very large and would need infrastructure or a big rear end ship to launch and it would be detected as soon as it was in the air. The same thing applies when talking about fleets of drones versus one offs at low altitude which could be commercial grade. Commercial grade drones aren't getting to these altitudes: quote:For instance, on March 29, 2021, two pilots flying F-35s in the vicinity of Buckeye, Arizona, a suburb of Phoenix, made a report about "3 to 4 UAS off [the] right side while e[ast] bound at 17,000 feet," according to the FAA. On April 22, 2022, another F-35 pilot reported "8 silver UAS [at an altitude of] between 16,000 and 20,000 feet" in the vicinity of Glendale, Arizona, another Phoenix suburb, another entry in the FAA's logs says. quote:For example, on March 25, 2021, pilots in a pair of F-35s flying in the vicinity of Casa Grande, Arizona, which is situated between Pheonix and Tucson, "reported a large white UAS... at FL240 [24,000 feet]," according to one entry in the FAA logs. "The object, which appeared to be stationary was described as a small GA [general aviation] aircraft or a very large UAS." They, of course, agree with this assessment: quote:The ability to fly at around 100 knots at altitudes of 20,000 feet or more is already well beyond the performance typically associated with small UASs, especially commercial-grade ones and even some military types. As a comparative example, AeroVironment's RQ-20 Puma, a popular small UAS in service with the U.S. military and elsewhere around the world, has a stated maximum speed of 45 knots and a typical operating altitude of around 500 feet. Being able to reach 0.75 Mach at 33,000 feet is even more unusual. This is a high-performance, likely jet-powered system that is flying at roughly 500 miles per hour. This poo poo is happening constantly all the time over our most secure air space and it's INSANE that it isn't a huge national security story and only the warzone is covering it. Incredibly frustrating.
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Apr 7, 2024 21:17
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:there's a group of folks doing so presently, and even softly endorsed by Garry Nolan drat i thought bourdain died, guess he just wanted to go into forensics
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Apr 7, 2024 21:20
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also if the thing that f-16 hit was an actual bird it wouldnt just "damage" the canopy, that poo poo would go right through and paste the pilot in the process weird drones are w/e, if china or whoever wants to commit them to dumb poo poo like this so we waste oodles of money chasing ghosts more power to em
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Apr 7, 2024 21:27
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the people who kept saying look how lovely China is with their big stupid spy balloon and look how lovely Russia is with its old miltech are the same people claiming the hyperadvanced UAPs the US keeps flagging in extremely restricted airspace are Chinese or Russian
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Apr 7, 2024 21:30
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and if you encounter chinese ghost drones, or jiāngshī, contact the blade hotline
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Apr 7, 2024 21:37
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im not going to rag on about it beyond this but the drone poo poo mellon is yodeling about screams misdirection far more than a lot of the stuff people usually point at
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Apr 7, 2024 21:39
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WEH posted:im not going to rag on about it beyond this but the drone poo poo mellon is yodeling about screams misdirection far more than a lot of the stuff people usually point at the misdirection is that the military are characterizing them as drones when the majority of them are clearly UAP and not at the direction of terrestrial nations
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Apr 7, 2024 21:45
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