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Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Quote is not edit, a shameful snipe

E:

Leon Sumbitches has a new favorite as of 23:52 on Apr 6, 2024

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

That's not even a real place lol

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

That's not even a real place lol
Vermon't

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Lib and let die posted:

And what's the deal with Rhode Island?? It's not even an island!

lol what the hell America, get it together

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Knormal posted:

Vermon't

Vermon’t?

Or Verman’t?

Think about it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



New Hampshire does what Vermon't

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011






teen witch posted:

Always wondered what a Long Island Sound would be. It’s either a grown adult swearing at a child, someone farting into a megaphone or a car alarm going off in the distance at 3 am.

It's this
https://i.imgur.com/s2vQHrI.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/mJy5rCO.mp4

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


:dudsmile:

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

dialhforhero posted:

In Virginia there is also an area called Hampton Roads, which is more than just the city of Hampton, and it has nothing to do with actual roads. It's seven different cities, so it also gets called The Seven Cities.

Coltaine hosed up

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer













ButterNBacon posted:

Not eating rear end related



https://timecowboy.threadless.com

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Lib and let die posted:

And what's the deal with Rhode Island?? It's not even an island!

Wait till you learn about Al Jazeera

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Give it to me straight - is it a jazeera or not?

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Beeswax posted:

Give it to me straight - is it a jazeera or not?

you can call them Al

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Leon Sumbitches posted:

It's when they put pizza up a jabroni's urethra, OP.

That's actually called a palzone

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

This should say "didn't watch the thing" which is an accomplishment many people are even more proud of.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

That's like the Latin of cars.


You uncultured swine.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011























Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

strong relate

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Then the doctor turns to their computer and puts your symptoms into a private medical database instead.

memes:











root beer
Nov 13, 2005


I dunno man, I had a copy of their Coming Out of Their Shells Tour on cassette when I was 9 and after the first listen I was overcome with intense fremdschämen

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faq5amdK30

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


root beer posted:

I dunno man, I had a copy of their Coming Out of Their Shells Tour on cassette when I was 9 and after the first listen I was overcome with intense fremdschämen

That one track they used for the arcade game is still a bop

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

root beer posted:

I dunno man, I had a copy of their Coming Out of Their Shells Tour on cassette when I was 9 and after the first listen I was overcome with intense fremdschämen

Once I realized I was starting to involuntarily memorize the lyrics I threw it away. I didn't want to wake up one day in my forties going YOU GOTTA KEEP PUSHIN' THE ENVELOPE, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL WIND UP A DOPE

mystes
May 31, 2006

TremorX posted:

Once I realized I was starting to involuntarily memorize the lyrics I threw it away. I didn't want to wake up one day in my forties going YOU GOTTA KEEP PUSHIN' THE ENVELOPE, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL WIND UP A DOPE
Sounds like you stopped pushing the envelope

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

mystes posted:

Sounds like you stopped pushing the envelope

Wow, what a dope.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Could have continued pushing the envelope, instead became a pencil pusher.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

mystes posted:

Sounds like you stopped pushing the envelope

It's true, and in my shame I failed to recognize the wisdom of the four turtles

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
AI Chintu you son of a bitch :argh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-NZPtJ_Y8E

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


A watermelon FourLoko should be at the top

e: RIP

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrZ7PnolbQ4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Why does it say bang on the bing logo?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Karate Bastard posted:

Why does it say bang on the bing logo?

:350:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Karate Bastard posted:

Why does it say bang on the bing logo?

past tense

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

root beer posted:

I dunno man, I had a copy of their Coming Out of Their Shells Tour on cassette when I was 9 and after the first listen I was overcome with intense fremdschämen
I went to one of those shows as a kid. I don't remember much but I'm pretty sure I remember they threw a fake pizza into the audience.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


Then it should be bung

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Guyver posted:

I went to one of those shows as a kid. I don't remember much but I'm pretty sure I remember they threw a fake pizza into the audience.

Did they Steve Aoki anyone with it?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Kit Walker posted:

Then it should be bung

sing, sang, sung

bing, bang, bung

:eng101:

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh my, where did you get that atrocious dress?

Oh no, I've bung it again haven't I

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