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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Docjowles posted:

Well there is that Panthers beat writer named Joe Person that always cracks me up

I wonder how much it would cost to do a nice spiral bound print of The Beast at Office Max or something

My legal binders run about $13 for 100 pages printed and bound at Office Max just for reference

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Kevino07 posted:

https://twitter.com/dpbrugler/status/1777071577214980293

The Chiefs could do with a run stuffing DT alongside Chris Jones

I told you we’d find him.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Kevino07 posted:

https://twitter.com/dpbrugler/status/1777071577214980293

The Chiefs could do with a run stuffing DT alongside Chris Jones

Darn, now my pick in the Goon draft looks like a real reach. If I had known about his character concerns, I'd have left him on the board.

There's a chance he was celebrating New Beer's Eve.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Beer_Day_(United_States)

Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Apr 7, 2024

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He saw his pick in the goon draft and celebrated

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Evergreen dril tweet about drunk driving

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
I wonder how much someone his size needs to drinks to be at the legal limit. Has to be a ton

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Panthers bringing in some RBs for a visit as part of their 30, thought it was a bit weird but all three of our guys are kinda up in the air.

Hubbard on a contract year
Sanders is bad and has a voidable 3rd year
Blackshear 1 yr JAG

Wouldn't surprise me to see Morgan grab one in the 3rd.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

trevorreznik posted:

I wonder how much someone his size needs to drinks to be at the legal limit. Has to be a ton

I got to reading about Andre the Giant’s drinking habits recently and it is some :stare: poo poo. Like even if you assume the legend is exaggerated you could literally cut the amounts in half and it would kill me lol

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Docjowles posted:

I got to reading about Andre the Giant’s drinking habits recently and it is some :stare: poo poo. Like even if you assume the legend is exaggerated you could literally cut the amounts in half and it would kill me lol

He once got drunk and passed out in a hotel lobby and the manager just threw a piano cover on him and told people to ignore the snoring. Absolute king.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1777008986597851185

He's clearly a cancer and if any of the first 9 teams picking in the draft pick him he will single handedly destroy their locker room.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1777008986597851185

He's clearly a cancer and if any of the first 9 teams picking in the draft pick him he will single handedly destroy their locker room.

yeah this reeks of a team doing oppo so he falls in the draft

gross

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Quiet Feet posted:

He once got drunk and passed out in a hotel lobby and the manager just threw a piano cover on him and told people to ignore the snoring. Absolute king.

This was during the filming of Princess Bride too there’s a bunch of insane stories like this in Cary Elwes book on the making of that film, Andre was literally larger than life.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Docjowles posted:

I got to reading about Andre the Giant’s drinking habits recently and it is some :stare: poo poo. Like even if you assume the legend is exaggerated you could literally cut the amounts in half and it would kill me lol

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

for reference, this is what a 6oz beer looks like in a normal person's hand

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1777008986597851185

He's clearly a cancer and if any of the first 9 teams picking in the draft pick him he will single handedly destroy their locker room.

This isn't even subtle about trying to trick the Giants into not drafting him

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Relentlessboredomm posted:

This was during the filming of Princess Bride too there’s a bunch of insane stories like this in Cary Elwes book on the making of that film, Andre was literally larger than life.

For those who haven’t read it, here’s the article that gets passed around whenever Andre drinking comes up: https://drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1777008986597851185

He's clearly a cancer and if any of the first 9 teams picking in the draft pick him he will single handedly destroy their locker room.

Failed that "are you afraid of clowns" question pretty hard I guess

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1777008986597851185

He's clearly a cancer and if any of the first 9 teams picking in the draft pick him he will single handedly destroy their locker room.

Sounds to me like he should drop to the team from the smallest market in the league then.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he should go to a low key place where the players aren't spoiled by standard conveniences and fellow lsu alumni can keep an eye on him

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Wonder if the Jets really do trade up to #4 or #5 and draft a big time WR

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i see Sportskeeda's football reporting is just as good as their wrestling reporting

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Nate Tice goes hard inside with Drake Maye #1 on the big board and 6 OTs in the top 12. He's a goon.
https://twitter.com/Nate_Tice/status/1777325554720788648?s=20

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Looks like a list made by a RNG.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

A Sneaker Broker posted:

Wonder if the Jets really do trade up to #4 or #5 and draft a big time WR

They probably should but I don't think they will.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1777008986597851185

He's clearly a cancer and if any of the first 9 teams picking in the draft pick him he will single handedly destroy their locker room.

You can't let a man like that loose in NYC. He needs the peace and quiet of the woods of Foxboro to center himself. Purely a coincidence that sliding to 11 aligns with the trade back scenario literally everyone wants for the Pats

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Honestly think Odunze would be a better fit and compliment to the Giants than Nabers anyways, especially with Hyatt there.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Mega64 posted:

Looks like a list made by a RNG.

Tice sucks so bad

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
It's a shame we live in a reality where NFL teams are glued to their twitter accounts waiting for red flag posts heavily influencing the draft every year

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Draft the weed guy

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kevino07 posted:

https://twitter.com/dpbrugler/status/1777071577214980293

The Chiefs could do with a run stuffing DT alongside Chris Jones

The Eagles have found Their Guy

Or maybe the Chiefs

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/SKProFootball/status/1777008986597851185

He's clearly a cancer and if any of the first 9 teams picking in the draft pick him he will single handedly destroy their locker room.

Hilarious how it says Report except there is no actual report, no actual information, no proof, no anecdote, no example, nor anything else that would give the slightest amount of credence to this accusation.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
https://x.com/easton__butler/status/1777375714825601278?s=46

Packer Top 30 visits usually are for prospects we are gonna pick up so this is interesting.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

A Sneaker Broker posted:

https://x.com/easton__butler/status/1777375714825601278?s=46

Packer Top 30 visits usually are for prospects we are gonna pick up so this is interesting.

That's the guy who smacked a girl in the head as he was walking by after Tennessee fans stormed the field right

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Play posted:

That's the guy who smacked a girl in the head as he was walking by after Tennessee fans stormed the field right

…. I don’t want the Packers to draft a Diva.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


A Sneaker Broker posted:


Packer Top 30 visits usually are for prospects we are gonna pick up so this is interesting.

specifically, top-30 visits are for prospects the Packers are interested in but have questions that they want to follow up on.

As for the assault, lol that when I went to find out more info on it, there's Christian Watson's dad of all people saying it's nbd:


(If you're not familiar with him he routinely goes after people for doubting Watson on twitter)

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

SKULL.GIF posted:

Draft the weed guy

I'm very much "draft the weed guy" avoid " the DUI Guy"

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Guaranteed to go the the Cowboys now

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Getting a DUI when you’re a few weeks away from a life altering pay day is definitely a massive red flag. I know he’s a kid but drat dude, just keep it tight till you sign a deal

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Getting a DUI when you’re a few weeks away from a life altering pay day is definitely a massive red flag. I know he’s a kid but drat dude, just keep it tight till you sign a deal

he’ll be 23 years old week 1

he’s not a kid, he’s a dumbass

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Is that second round pick money really going to be more than his NIL earnings?

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Every year some 21-24 year old does something stupid and goons rush to the thread to say he's not a kid anymore or that he's dumb for doing it.

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