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What is Garfield the Garfield of?
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His silly headlines made me giggle when I was a kid. He did that bit before he was on the tonight show
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Apr 7, 2024 18:53
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https://imgur.com/uzI5Rmi.mp4
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Apr 7, 2024 19:02
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Holy poo poo, I'm amazed that guy was able to walk away from that.
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Apr 7, 2024 19:08
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Soul Dentist posted:What is Garfield the Garfield of? Garfield
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Apr 7, 2024 19:12
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Every time this gets posted I'm duty bound to post this version https://i.imgur.com/53YwXU3.mp4
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Apr 7, 2024 19:20
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Garfield is the Garfield of Rob Liefeld.
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Apr 7, 2024 19:21
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Mustang posted:Holy poo poo, I'm amazed that guy was able to walk away from that. Most of the energy dissiapated when the line hit the bulkhead, otherwise he'd be hosed up
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Apr 7, 2024 19:48
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PYF Schadenfreude: Rhombus in the nuts
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Apr 7, 2024 20:04
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PYF Schadenfreude: Dodecahedez nuts
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Apr 7, 2024 20:23
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Soul Dentist posted:What is Garfield the Garfield of? Garfield is the Garfield of explaining a joke for 60 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw Scratch Monkey posted:His silly headlines made me giggle when I was a kid. He did that bit before he was on the tonight show That's the only part of the show I would watch, he was a terrible interviewer. Immediately tune out after the monologue and come back for Conan  Mustang posted:Holy poo poo, I'm amazed that guy was able to walk away from that. If it hadn't hit the water first to slow down it could have cut him in half 
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Apr 7, 2024 21:43
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Nit even the water, it hit that part of the pier jutting out a bit and lost most of its momentum. So he just got smacked with a big wet mooring line. Be shocked if it didn't break some ribs. Also dude should not have been anywhere near where he was standing, it's not like they randomly snap. I've seen one have to be chopped with an ax along with a shore power cable, that was one helluva noise.
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Apr 8, 2024 00:23
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dialhforhero posted:Aside from being the Garfield of comedy, anything Jay Leno did is essentially the definition of cringe. Every monologue made fun of at least one woman for being a woman. I liked when he tried to gently caress with Prince https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuqx1nZAsV0
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Apr 8, 2024 02:14
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Soul Dentist posted:What is Garfield the Garfield of? Garfield is the LeBron James of cats
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Apr 8, 2024 02:59
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Hyena: "Got your leg, lol" https://i.imgur.com/3j3pdQz.mp4 It could have easily bitten right through his ankle if it wanted, it was just playing around with him
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Apr 8, 2024 06:27
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hyena: "Got your leg, lol" Don't mess with the dogcat
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Apr 8, 2024 06:28
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hyena: "Got your leg, lol" This got me curious, because I've heard hyenas have really big jaw strength: Hyenas have a bite force of about 1100 psi. By comparison, domesticated dogs range between about 75 and 700 psi. A polar bear has about 1200 psi. Wolves average between 400 and 1000 depending on circumstances. Gorillas, who I assumed don't need so much bite strength, are actually at 1300 psi, like bull sharks. The MVPs though, unsurprisingly, are hippos (1800), alligators (2100) and crocodiles (up to 5000). All the same, yeah, dude's lucky if he still has all of leg bones intact after that.
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Apr 8, 2024 06:58
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hyena had enough of his man bun
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Apr 8, 2024 07:05
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Looks more like that hyena wanted that man....ON A BUN!!!
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Apr 8, 2024 07:26
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I like how it lets go and immediately gets the other leg.
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Apr 8, 2024 09:16
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davidspackage posted:This got me curious, because I've heard hyenas have really big jaw strength: I googled humans bite strength for comparison and a bunch of sites say around 160 psi. 
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Apr 8, 2024 09:34
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He's lucky he wasn't cut in half
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Apr 8, 2024 10:20
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gay picnic defence posted:He's lucky he wasn't cut in half Why would you pass up a perfectly good opportunity to say "cleaved in twain"
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Apr 8, 2024 10:24
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Or even cloven in twain
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Apr 8, 2024 10:27
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Wouldn't "cleft" be the the appropriate conjugation?
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Apr 8, 2024 10:37
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Prolly I dunno
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Apr 8, 2024 10:41
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clove-hitched with twine
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Apr 8, 2024 11:02
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PurpleXVI posted:Wouldn't "cleft" be the the appropriate conjugation? "Paul Daniels!?" they cried.
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Apr 8, 2024 11:06
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Cleaved cloven or cleft are all acceptable past participles, the rare triple "you're all right"
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Apr 8, 2024 11:14
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FFT posted:I like how it lets go and immediately gets the other leg. It's leg day, buddy
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Apr 8, 2024 11:15
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Mauser posted:I googled humans bite strength for comparison and a bunch of sites say around 160 psi. The schad is on me for also googling this instead of reading two posts down.
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Apr 8, 2024 11:55
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davidspackage posted:This got me curious, because I've heard hyenas have really big jaw strength: No way the hyena was clamping down any where near full force. It could totally shatter his tibia if it wanted to. It’s just biting hard enough to keep him from getting out. It’s loving with him.
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Apr 8, 2024 16:15
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King Carnivore posted:No way the hyena was clamping down any where near full force. It could totally shatter his tibia if it wanted to. It’s just biting hard enough to keep him from getting out. It’s loving with him. Yeah sure, but even my cat can playfully bite me a few times and then get overexcited and start clamping down painfully. It might've helped to just cry out exaggeratedly once to startle it.
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Apr 8, 2024 16:26
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davidspackage posted:Yeah sure, but even my cat can playfully bite me a few times and then get overexcited and start clamping down painfully. It might've helped to just cry out exaggeratedly once to startle it. Once it senses weakness it's gonna attack for real
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Apr 8, 2024 16:40
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Once it senses weakness it's gonna attack for real I know, but it's a really cute cat most of the time
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Apr 8, 2024 16:55
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Non Compos Mentis posted:hyena had enough of his man bun I’m glad others feel that way 
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Apr 8, 2024 17:47
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davidspackage posted:Gorillas, who I assumed don't need so much bite strength, are actually at 1300 psi, like bull sharks. They eat like 35 lbs of bamboo a day. Even if they go for the softer bits that is a ton of chewing.
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Apr 8, 2024 17:49
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Just like a cat. "I meant to do that. This went perfectly."
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Apr 8, 2024 17:54
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Guyver posted:They eat like 35 lbs of bamboo a day. Even if they go for the softer bits that is a ton of chewing. Gorillas don't eat bamboo. Are you thinking of pandas?
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