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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
they are incredibly mad at hootington for watching wwe lol

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

true story: my wife spearheaded a movement to get me to eat salads for lunch some weeks instead of always day-in-day-out making a deli sandwich. Bought me gabagool and provolone to roll up in there, homemade me some balsamic vinaigrette, etc etc etc. I was prepping myself peppers and cucumbers to start the week so I could just toss them in there day-of. They were really nice salads! But they absolutely destroyed my gut. Salad isn't supposed to do that.

While researching to see if it was because of the oily dressing or the fatty gabagool or whatever else, we discovered that the fiber in lettuce is specifically insoluble fiber, and if you have IBS, sometimes too much of that can make your gut worse instead of better. So no more salads for me, sorry, I have a condition

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
cool redtexts have been bought over wrestlemania...

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

cool redtexts have been bought over wrestlemania...

lol

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

cool redtexts have been bought over wrestlemania...

The frequency with which people get really mad about threads in which they are the #1 or #2 poster is pretty funny though

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

loquacius posted:

true story: my wife spearheaded a movement to get me to eat salads for lunch some weeks instead of always day-in-day-out making a deli sandwich. Bought me gabagool and provolone to roll up in there, homemade me some balsamic vinaigrette, etc etc etc. I was prepping myself peppers and cucumbers to start the week so I could just toss them in there day-of. They were really nice salads! But they absolutely destroyed my gut. Salad isn't supposed to do that.

While researching to see if it was because of the oily dressing or the fatty gabagool or whatever else, we discovered that the fiber in lettuce is specifically insoluble fiber, and if you have IBS, sometimes too much of that can make your gut worse instead of better. So no more salads for me, sorry, I have a condition

get into gruel

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


selec
Sep 6, 2003

tristeham posted:

get into gruel

lots of innovation in the gruel, broth and treacle markets rn, very bullish on slops too

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lol

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
(hootington) been watching some WWE shows bought wrestlemania hope vince's victims get justice

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

tristeham posted:

get into gruel

I'm basically addicted to psyllium husk

Top 5 husk all-time IMO

selec posted:

lots of innovation in the gruel, broth and treacle markets rn, very bullish on slops too

People used to, like, drink broth out of a mug, didn't they. Don't really see that these days

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


loquacius posted:

I'm basically addicted to psyllium husk

Top 5 husk all-time IMO

People used to, like, drink broth out of a mug, didn't they. Don't really see that these days

oh yeah, psyillium husk will get your rear end in gear real good. very powerful husk

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

cool redtexts have been bought over wrestlemania...

lol

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
my 6 year old niece has problems with constipation and loudly announced to me and her grandparents "I POOPED WITHOUT BUTT MEDICINE"

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

my 6 year old niece has problems with constipation and loudly announced to me and her grandparents "I POOPED WITHOUT BUTT MEDICINE"

that's something worth celebrating she's right

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

my 6 year old niece has problems with constipation and loudly announced to me and her grandparents "I POOPED WITHOUT BUTT MEDICINE"

Adults should do this imo

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

my 6 year old niece has problems with constipation and loudly announced to me and her grandparents "I POOPED WITHOUT BUTT MEDICINE"

happy for her

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

HallelujahLee posted:

Adults should do this imo

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

my 6 year old niece has problems with constipation and loudly announced to me and her grandparents "I POOPED WITHOUT BUTT MEDICINE"

nice

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

true story: my wife spearheaded a movement to get me to eat salads for lunch some weeks instead of always day-in-day-out making a deli sandwich. Bought me gabagool and provolone to roll up in there, homemade me some balsamic vinaigrette, etc etc etc. I was prepping myself peppers and cucumbers to start the week so I could just toss them in there day-of. They were really nice salads! But they absolutely destroyed my gut. Salad isn't supposed to do that.

While researching to see if it was because of the oily dressing or the fatty gabagool or whatever else, we discovered that the fiber in lettuce is specifically insoluble fiber, and if you have IBS, sometimes too much of that can make your gut worse instead of better. So no more salads for me, sorry, I have a condition

going to use this, thank you

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

they are incredibly mad at hootington for watching wwe lol

they all watched it

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

no wrestling, no problem

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

mags posted:

they all watched it

they absolutely did lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
posting nonstop about how much i hate wwe and will not be watching while keeping up to date on wrestlemania nad liveposting it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
wrestling is like 80% filler anyway they should just read the highlights

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

aw frig aw dang it posted:

grats to hootington for making it almost two days before the wrestling forum decided to kick his rear end

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

cool redtexts have been bought over wrestlemania...


lmao

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023

Hoot continues to make people melt down by being normal

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
looking forward to hoot's heel turn when he starts describing WWE as good television that is worth watching and that Cody Rhodes is good too

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Son of Sorrow posted:

Good morning, Hoot.



happy Monday

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Xaris posted:

2 weeks for me, gl.

the second bottle of the poo poo is way way worse than the first btw

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

my_custom_username posted:

Hoot continues to make people melt down by being normal

:thunk:

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
What I wouldn't give for a crossover of my two favorite things: wrestling, and Donald Trump

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

HallelujahLee posted:

Adults should do this imo

I will try and remember to update you

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023


Perkele + gently caress you!!!!

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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Baby, toddler, dog, wife, cell phone.... Pooping is a group activity

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