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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Escape From Noise posted:

Jon is not the all powerful creator!

The Son is not the Father, but they are both God.
And then there's Nermal.

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
Nathen has been proven to pick the first gif that appears in searches, and I imagine he does it out of sheer laziness while telling himself it has to do with popular choices driving engagement or some other nonsense

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
He’s sitting in an invisible chair! This is madness!!!

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

steinrokkan posted:

Poop emoji EATS!

Please please let it be this. I know even Nathen couldn’t be dumb enough, but please.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


The Unko Museum already exists and has been successful enough to do pop-ups in 5+ locations.

https://unkomuseum.com/

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

steinrokkan posted:

Poop emoji EATS!

Akratic Method posted:

Please please let it be this. I know even Nathen couldn’t be dumb enough, but please.
That already exists, is like a block away from where GarfEATS used to be, and is still open.

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

peanut posted:

The Unko Museum already exists and has been successful enough to do pop-ups in 5+ locations.

https://unkomuseum.com/

poop-ups

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I was going to say maybe he could actually get a liscense for the emjoi movie IP just because of how much the movie bombed, maybe the studio simply did not give a crap, but looked it up and it made $217 million at the box office off a $50 milllion budget, so it was somehow a modest success.

WTF???

(although it is possible the owners of the IP are aware of how utterly poo poo the IP is viewed by everyone, so they'd be happy to liscense it out to some random weirdo for not terrible much. Like who the hell else would be wanting to liscense the Emoji IP in the year of our lord 2024?).

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

EmoGeez World gonna be lit.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Mordja posted:

That already exists, is like a block away from where GarfEATS used to be, and is still open.

A sign from the true creator, not Jim Davis.


Akratic Method posted:

Please please let it be this. I know even Nathen couldn’t be dumb enough, but please.

I think you're underestimating Nathen's raw, unhinged insanity.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014



Assume the Position to Receive Miracles.

Also, my bet is Nathen has only imagined a partnership with a new BRAND, and will forget he teased this "announcement".

Or he's just going to make some outlandish and unfounded claim that THOUSANDS of brands will be on eebeegeebeez.

It's bullshit of the highest caliber. Who announces a teaser for an announcement? Someone with nothing to announce.

Busters fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Apr 9, 2024

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it would be funny and extremely 'on brand' for him to use AI to fill eGeez with thousands of generated 'officially licensed' merch

5er
Jun 1, 2000



"I really want to show off these shoes and my fit but how can I make it look like I'm doing something deep and spiritual?"

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Ready to receive miracles! Ready...! Any time now..!!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Killingyouguy! posted:

Ready to receive miracles! Ready...! Any time now..!!

Other than being born incredibly wealthy?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I think he has an actual deal but it's a very small experiential thing he's claiming is part of his new Egeez branding and probably sub contracted out to someone else to produce.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

It's Nathen, nothing's actually happening

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

It's Nathen, nothing's actually happening

He does one thing per year and we haven't gotten our 2024 thing yet.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

He does one thing per year and we haven't gotten our 2024 thing yet.

It's always a big lead up to something like a conference about How to Make Your Brand a Consumer Waifu he put on for 10 people at a Marriott Inn in Dubai.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

It's gonna be a new and entergaging way for Fanvestors to invest in eGeez via Garf NFTs.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

MassRafTer posted:

He does one thing per year and we haven't gotten our 2024 thing yet.

I dunno. I’m a big fan of invisible chair Nathen.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Frank Frank posted:

I dunno. I’m a big fan of tilted forward invisible chair Nathen.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Wow Nathen sucks at yoga too big surprise

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
He looks extremely not 25 in that photo.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1778468545560449177?t=NHsgxQDHitv0e_Ky__zsjw&s=19

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
With how often nate praises massive assholes, honestly a bit suprised he didn't come out as pro-OJ.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


I heard OJ told Garfield one night while they were out drinking, but Garfield was too scared to say anything.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

dr_rat posted:

With how often nate praises massive assholes, honestly a bit suprised he didn't come out as pro-OJ.
I think comparing O.J. to Garfield was perfect enough but yeah fair





#died

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...
It's kinda funny to treat his death as righteous retribution from God. I mean 76 is a reasonable age to live to. Hell, by the standards of people who played football it's a surprisingly long life.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
#God #OJ #died
#Garfield #murderer.
#Cartoons

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Didn't fit.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Man there’s a lot going on in this tweet

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Are we so sure Garfield isn't a #murderer and that he hasn't #died?

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

I dont know posted:

It's kinda funny to treat his death as righteous retribution from God. I mean 76 is a reasonable age to live to. Hell, by the standards of people who played football it's a surprisingly long life.

You need to talk to the people saying the vaccine killed him

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Kevin DuBrow posted:

You need to talk to the people saying the vaccine killed him

Probably the same people that think he was innocent.

But that's off topic. What we need to know is if garf got vaxxed?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Kevin DuBrow posted:

You need to talk to the people saying the vaccine killed him

Just another victim of the pandemic. SMDH.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Busters posted:

Probably the same people that think he was innocent.

But that's off topic. What we need to know is if garf got vaxxed?

Depends. Is GarfieldEATS canon?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I..is Garfield loving Liz?

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Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Escape From Noise posted:

Depends. Is GarfieldEATS canon?


Very.

Until Nathen lost the license.

This is the power of [Brand]

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