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dreezy posted:boy i never get tired of "star wars should have been written better instead of written badly" posts my loving favborite lol but yeah you people seriously need to get a life. can we argue about dunc for 5 pages instead
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dreezy posted:which proves kevin smith > star wars as mind fuckingly dumb as he is, smith's films have more artistic validity than anything disney has put out since the lion king. and he's not a legacy artist either which already puts him above 95% of the competition from an artistic standpoint.
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No Mods No Masters posted:You have to remember that in disney obi wan and leia went on (perhaps countless) adventures together before a new hope. Don't get me wrong that is definitely very stupid but it does give some more context to ben ren Doesn't explain why she didn't him her kid Obi Wan then.
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The RLM thread has been going around in circles from Star Trek to Star Wars to Rich Evan's personal life and back again for like 10 years. If that doesn't interest you how have you managed to stick around this long?
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counterfeitsaint posted:The RLM thread has been going around in circles from Star Trek to Star Wars to Rich Evan's personal life and back again for like 10 years. If that doesn't interest you how have you managed to stick around this long? Because complaining about the cycle is part of the cycle, criticism is subsumed into the whole, and the process continues unabated 
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Endless Trash posted:Because complaining about the cycle is part of the cycle, criticism is subsumed into the whole, and the process continues unabated *Rips massive bong hit* Fuuuuiuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk
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LanceHunter posted:Dreaming of the world where Star Wars went full David DeCoteau “shirtless twinks wandering around aimlessly” somewhere around episode 2. Chewbacca vs D.B. Cooper.
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counterfeitsaint posted:Doesn't explain why she didn't name her kid Obi Wan then. You have to figure they're at least keeping the option open of a few seasons of the obi wan show, that could very well be the big reveal of season 3 or 4 or whatever. Yes, it's come to this
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The loving countdown to realization
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Kingo Ligma posted:*Rips massive bong hit* We're all like... in loops maaaaan. Like that show westworld. WE'RE the robots.
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Endless Trash posted:Because complaining about the cycle is part of the cycle, criticism is subsumed into the whole, and the process continues unabated wonder if they'll bring him back for matrix 5 or keep going with NPH
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Obi-Wan's force ghost possessed Leia's kid, that's why they named him Ben.
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i liked matrix 4, if the last act was actually good it would have been a subversive masterpiece now they're just doing 5 anyway poor lana lol
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I found out a bunch of people think Peter Falk's unnamed character "Grandpa" in the Princess Bride is supposed to be Wesley from the story and now theres a lower level of media illiteracy for me than "heres what really happened at the end of the dark crystal" 15 minute youtube video.
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Barudak posted:I found out a bunch of people think Peter Falk's unnamed character "Grandpa" in the Princess Bride is supposed to be Wesley from the story and now theres a lower level of media illiteracy for me than "heres what really happened at the end of the dark crystal" 15 minute youtube video. i purge having read this from my brain with chemicals, it shall have no sway on me
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Barudak posted:I found out a bunch of people think Peter Falk's unnamed character "Grandpa" in the Princess Bride is supposed to be Wesley from the story and now theres a lower level of media illiteracy for me than "heres what really happened at the end of the dark crystal" 15 minute youtube video. Also just general history. I wonder what they think the 1920's were like. Like did they think World War One was a bunch of sword fights and castles sieging?
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dr_rat posted:Also just general history. I wonder what they think the 1920's were like. Like did they think World War One was a bunch of sword fights and castles sieging? Remember when The Chicago Bears had to apologize for William Perry's insults towards Florinsians? But seriously, it seems to be either "the past is all fantasy castles until the moment I began existing" or "the story is an entirely fictionalized retelling of the real events" and both hinge entirely on Grandpa saying "as you wish" at the end as though the book he just read to the child didn't feature that phrase prominently.
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Barudak posted:I found out a bunch of people think Peter Falk's unnamed character "Grandpa" in the Princess Bride is supposed to be Wesley from the story and now theres a lower level of media illiteracy for me than "heres what really happened at the end of the dark crystal" 15 minute youtube video. the ending was the only part that made any fuckin sense!
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dreezy posted:boy i never get tired of "star wars should have been written better instead of written badly" posts my loving favborite Can I interest you in a 70 minute video essay about it? It has skits & funny voices
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Barudak posted:I found out a bunch of people think Peter Falk's unnamed character "Grandpa" in the Princess Bride is supposed to be Wesley from the story and now theres a lower level of media illiteracy for me than "heres what really happened at the end of the dark crystal" 15 minute youtube video. Did he shrink or smth?
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Grandpa went from being an englishman to being from the Bronx, somehow.
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In those days we called Brooklyn Florin, which was the style at the time
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Barudak posted:I found out a bunch of people think Peter Falk's unnamed character "Grandpa" in the Princess Bride is supposed to be Wesley from the story and now theres a lower level of media illiteracy for me than "heres what really happened at the end of the dark crystal" 15 minute youtube video. This can’t be true. There’s no possible way. How dare you
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Barudak posted:both hinge entirely on Grandpa saying "as you wish" at the end
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Cubone posted:huh. this must be a mandela effect thing, I definitely remember the last line in the movie being the grandpa quoting the book to the grandson, but I could have sworn the line was "I'll most likely kill you in the morning," implying that the grandpa was actually the Dread Pirate Roberts  "sleep well, and dream of large women"
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jazzyjay posted:I just checked cause I wasn't sure but the last Kevin Smith movie I saw was Dogma when it was in CINEMAS. I FEEL SO SMUG RIGHT NOW. I've never seen a Kevin Smith movie. What do I win???
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billymumphrey posted:I've never seen a Kevin Smith movie. A signed copy of yoga hosers
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Since start wars is inspired by Japanese hero stories and an Obi is a form of sash around a robe (i learned this from a girl who is doing a study to work in fashion), do you guys think that's partially where the name Obi Wan came from?
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heard u like girls posted:Since start wars is inspired by Japanese hero stories and an Obi is a form of sash around a robe (i learned this from a girl who is doing a study to work in fashion), do you guys think that's partially where the name Obi Wan came from? A New Hope is a rip off of Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress so it's probably safe to say Obi-Wan's name is supposed to sound Japanese. He was originally some kind of rat creature so we would've got the prequels alien racism a lot earlier if they'd gone through with that.
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babu frik is actually an ancient sumerian sex god
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Has anyone seen monkey man? I’m in Dubrovnik and it’s the only interesting looking movie playing atm E: the other option is the zone of interest but I’m pretty sure that’s already on streaming for free
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heard u like girls posted:Since start wars is inspired by Japanese hero stories and an Obi is a form of sash around a robe (i learned this from a girl who is doing a study to work in fashion), do you guys think that's partially where the name Obi Wan came from? The mans name is sash dogbark sword sash in Japanese so I blame the hacks at fox for not giving us authentic Obi-wan Kenobi who was a little weirdo furry man
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:babu frik is actually an ancient sumerian sex toy
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Lmao you’re in the most beautiful city in Croatia and want to see a movie. Go outside!!!
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poisonpill posted:Lmao you’re in the most beautiful city in Croatia and want to see a movie. Go outside!!! I’ve been outside all day dummy
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