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Megillah Gorilla posted:What the gently caress is this? The Rifftrax of it is the only way to safely experience that nightmare, and god help you even then. It's generally agreed to be one of the most bizarre and horrifying things they've ever covered. Whizzo's Christmas Special is a close second though (and up free on the Rifftrax Youtube Channel), and highly recommended if you want to experience an hour of your brain beating against your own skull, desperately shrieking in fear as it tries to escape the dreamlike manic horror you're subjecting it to.
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kazil posted:
Well, Republicans have actually successfully banned TikTok in Montana and anonymous access to 18+ sites in four or five states now, sooooooooooooooo....
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Potato Salad posted:Well, Republicans have actually successfully banned TikTok in Montana and anonymous access to 18+ sites in four or five states now, sooooooooooooooo.... That's fucks, not facts.
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Apr 9, 2024 14:44
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gotta use a vpn to see my videos of chicks with big floppers giving me camping tips
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Pikavangelist posted:Not even the people behind Rifftrax can answer that question. Ahem! I think you mean rifftratwitter.com. 
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Apr 9, 2024 15:10
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Dammit, it looks like somebody already owns spacetwitter.com
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Apr 9, 2024 15:20
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Did it eat the advertising posts? You could grab twitwitter.com and email the Twix legal team that all their Twitter ads are now pointing to hello.jpg
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Apr 9, 2024 15:23
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Mars Inc has deep pockets and might want a piece of the action after seeing how stellar of a job musky's lawyer did in that disposition E: i just realized that the Mars name confuses things even more, I'm talking about Twix the candy bar and Mars Inc the candy company that owns the brand VVV: holy poo poo, at this point I'm afraid to go to sleep because I'll miss the main tesla plant collapsing or something Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Apr 9, 2024 |
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Apr 9, 2024 15:26
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  lol just doing some twitter crimes
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Apr 9, 2024 15:30
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But... I thought Musk loved discovery???
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Apr 9, 2024 15:34
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kazil posted:lol he's really having a meltdown now Is he just mad that Bolsonaro is gone and wandering around Florida Winn Dixie's of late?
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Strong Sauce posted:elon literally has 1 joke. jfc Its not his joke it's the far rights one joke
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Kale posted:Its not his joke it's the far rights one joke Ein volk Ein joke
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kazil posted:
So, this means the court will take the worst possible view of things, right? Like, if you're ordered to provide files that you're not stealing money, but you go ahead and delete those files, the court will now assume those files showed you were stealing.
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Apr 9, 2024 15:38
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Kale posted:Is he just mad that Bolsonaro is gone and wandering around Florida Winn Dixie's of late? Don't forget his TOP SEKRAT NO GIRLZ ALLOWED OR BLECKS DO NOT STEAL deposition just
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Apr 9, 2024 15:39
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Kale posted:Is he just mad that Bolsonaro is gone and wandering around Florida Winn Dixie's of late? He is mad that Brazil is endangering it's citizens' first amendment rights
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Apr 9, 2024 15:43
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Musk is taking a stand to protect a bunch of far right people, that is 100% true Not the way he would frame it I suppose
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gschmidl posted:Should post this here as well. *orders soldering iron and bulk crate of AAs* Let's supercharge this baby
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Crain posted:They're blindly appending "x.com" to urls regardless of initial context. Creating redirects and opening the door to malicious attacks that use urls that will appear as x.com (or in the example netflix.com) in tweets. It's just looking for any string with "-twitter"). Yeah, except they didn't do it "blindly" but efficiently. [FIND AND REPLACE] one term with the other, BAMM name change, quick and easy
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lllllllllllllllllll posted:Yeah, except they didn't do it "blindly" but efficiently. [FIND AND REPLACE] one term with the other, BAMM name change, quick and easy Yeah
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Apr 9, 2024 15:56
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That's just upsales opportunities. Any genius business guy knows that.
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Can't wait to find out what critical issue they had that could only be solved by half filling the battery. Was it overheating? Assembly issues? Is it like binning CPU's but the automated assembly bot is so bad it just forgets to put batteries into half the slots?
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Squibbles posted:Can't wait to find out what critical issue they had that could only be solved by half filling the battery. Was it overheating? Assembly issues? You fill up some cybertrucks with more batteries and say this version has extended range
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No it would snap the axles and likely the frame. The suspension likely would loving crack from the weight alone because it barely handles the drat thing already with a the cyber truck framed musk inside.
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if they didnt remove some of the batteries the cybertruck would have been too epic and ftw for the human mind to even comprehend
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kazil posted:
Tampering with evidence and then telling people about the evidence I tampered with
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Pirate Radar posted:Tampering with evidence and then telling people about the evidence I tampered with that makes it ok
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If you say it's a crime that means you know it's a crime and they can't charge you with it 'cos you know.
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Elon Musk is going to pull an irl Steamed Hams
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Apr 9, 2024 16:09
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If *twitter.com is being redirected to *x.com, why does x.com redirect to twitter.com?
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kazil posted:
Getting SBF-level genius vibes here.
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The X-man cometh posted:If *twitter.com is being redirected to *x.com, why does x.com redirect to twitter.com? The infinite loop generates infinite power.
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Monica Bellucci posted:If you say it's a crime that means you know it's a crime and they can't charge you with it 'cos you know. If you say it’s a crime then you get first crack on any punishment It’s the dibs principle
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kazil posted:
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Apr 9, 2024 17:35
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say what you want about lawyers but they seem really good at bullying elon and taking his money
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roffles posted:say what you want about lawyers but they seem really good at bullying elon and taking his money *insert that gif of the guy rubbing his hands in anticipation Me, a lawyer when Musk comes calling.
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kazil posted:
Imagine the Twitter server that he yanked with his crimes on it
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lol still chuckling at ~20 years to full Mars self sufficiency! See? Elon's a funny guy. We're just laughing at him is all.
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